Izzy Posen
― peace, man, Sunday, 24 July 2022 10:49 (one year ago) link
Amanda Rock
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link
Hatchet M. Speed
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link
not so much abysmal but...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_Ondimba
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:43 (one year ago) link
mainly because of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_(magician)
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:44 (one year ago) link
(drat, even {url} tags didn't fix the missing last ) problem)
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:45 (one year ago) link
Can it be fixed by putting it as text within URL quotes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_(magician)
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 September 2022 13:03 (one year ago) link
Nope!
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 September 2022 13:04 (one year ago) link
i'm sure i have done it before maybe like this? - using the first example in the formatting
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 21:17 (one year ago) link
That worked on Zing
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 September 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topham_Beauclerk
― koogs, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link
Simultaneously awesome and odd:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roar_Strand
I found that name after reading about another Roar Strand, a fighter pilot:https://www.i-f-s.nl/accidents-incidents-1980/
"During a ground controlled approach to Bodø Airbase, this F-104G suffered a substantial loss of engine power. The pilot, Roar Strand, realised he would not reach the runway and decided to eject. He landed with minor injuries in Valnesfjorden."
So there are or were at least two people in the world called Roar Strand. In fact Roar is apparently not all that unusual - it's the Norwegian equivalent of "Roger" - and there are a tonne of footballers with that name:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roar_(given_name)
Including Roar Christensen, Roar Hagen, Roar Johansen, a different Roar Johansen, and Roar Stokke.
Is Norway one of those places where there's a limited number of names, as in e.g. Iceland? I don't know much about Norway.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link
or e.g. Wales
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link
Not really limited as such, but heavily subject to trends (as I'm sure is the case elsewhere). To see the popularity of e.g. "Roar", visit the homepage of Statistics Norway, look for "Navnesøk", enter "Roar" and click the button, and you will find that out of Norway's 2,737,332 males, 6,581 have Roar as their first forename. Click the "Historisk utvikling" dropdown, and you'll see that it was particularly popular from about the end of WWII to the early 1970s – with a quite spectacular drop from 1973 to 1974. Intriguing.
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link
(Btw, a less-used, Old Norse-inflected variant, is Hroar; 81 men as of now.)
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
d3m4rr g4rdn3r
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 October 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link
bl4ne l0gan
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 6 November 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5XBNh_5_y1A/maxresdefault.jpg
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link
When they Indigo, I Rumblelow
― nickn, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
The name's more twee than abysmal but the association with the Just Stop Oil movement is unfortunate as it fits the media stereotype of a Just Stop Oil activist a bit too neatly.
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link
that's a great name imo
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 12 November 2022 00:28 (one year ago) link
i agree honestly, except think the 'oh' sounds are awkwardly situated. abysmal names to me are like hard white consonants and vowels mashed up together. parents who should have known better, somehow they missed that the full name was objectively ugly. mr. and mrs. gardner thinking that 'demarr' is fab just because grandpa was named that or w/e. when you say demarr gardner you sound like a yorkie barking at a passing car imo. that is probably way too much thought about what an abysmal real name is that no one asked for.
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 12 November 2022 02:10 (one year ago) link
indigo is a lovely name but i'm a hippie so *shrugs*
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 12 November 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link
It does sound like a refrain from an English folk song/ sea shanty
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:06 (one year ago) link
Young Boozer https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/0dgpy28&hl=en-AU&q=Young+Boozer&kgs=93908d333ac907d9&shndl=17&source=sh/x/kp/osrp/4&entrypoint=sh/x/kp/osrp
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 04:39 (one year ago) link
legit thought that was a rapper
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:18 (one year ago) link
Is the Onion's head writer *really* called 'Chad Nackers'... Because, that.
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 10:40 (one year ago) link
let us not forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ATPKgadF4
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link
one of my mom's friends just had a grandson whose middle name is "Hercules". his first name? Milton!!!!!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
xp featuring a starkly serious CBC interview of Lewis Lapham! Canadians are funny.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
xp so sad just name your kid hercules, you can call him herc, great name imo
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
Hey Herc! Hey Herc!
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzdhMzIwMmQtNGIxMS00M2ExLWI1M2MtMDQ4YTcwODZmNzJjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDcwNDI2MTk@._V1_.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 24 November 2022 07:27 (one year ago) link
Two from the realms of football coaches:Jeff SaturdayHugh Freeze
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
speaking of I saw an NFL coach (iirc?) named D3an Pees
I would change my last name if I were named Pees
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link
Ppl with last name 'F4rt1ngt0n'
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 03:12 (one year ago) link
in the first place i worked we had someone called Txxxx Far who wasn't best pleased with the company's SurnameInitial email addresses
― koogs, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
LL - there's also an Isaiah Peed, putting things in the past tense
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
I was playing an American Football GM simulator game and decided to play with fake players and two of the names it came up with were:
Pooh BrownOliver Schmuck
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)
I say, I peed. Cruel parents.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link
One of the Jan 6 rioters is named Albuquerque Head.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/27/politics/capitol-attack-january-6-fanone-albuquerque-head-sentenced/index.html
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
https://www.espncricinfo.com/player/liberty-heap-1184036
one of those 50/50 decisions that could have gone into 'great' but honestly i can't cope with this one
― imago, Tuesday, 17 January 2023 12:23 (one year ago) link
That cricket website is a goldmine for anybody writing a novel set in the late 1800s where the villain is a British imperialist. It's almost like a random name generator but with actual names. All you have to do is smush together a forename and some surnames. Obviously you can't use real names otherwise the people who owned those names would take legal action. As per e.g. Ernő Goldfinger, who tried to sue Ian Fleming for using his surname but decided against it, perhaps foreseeing what would come to be called the Streisand Effect.
William Conrad Francis Smeed is an evil-sounding name, and yet instead of dedicating his entire life to evil he decided to occupy some of his time with cricket, so he can't be entirely evil. He might not be evil at all! NB I'm writing this in case he googles his own name and finds this thread. He's a trained cricketer with access to body armour and a cricket bat. It's sad clicking on some of those names and seeing that they last played in 2020. Sometimes I forget that COVID ever happened, and then something comes along and reminds me.
Do you know how see the cuckoo cloths. Cookit cloths.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link
Guy just joined my company called hunt3r f1t3
― ionjusit (P. Flick), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 22:37 (one year ago) link
m4lissa l4ws
GREAT spelling of melissa and such a melodious combination with 'laws'
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link
fanny ardant
― koogs, Saturday, 4 February 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link
https://scholars.uow.edu.au/hugh-forehead
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 20 May 2023 07:35 (eleven months ago) link
Ellinor D’Melon
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 30 June 2023 13:27 (ten months ago) link
Priscila Chinchilla
― imago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 06:48 (nine months ago) link
that is an amazing name!! i am a fan
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:29 (nine months ago) link
(a fan of the name, i am not familiar with the person whatsoever)
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:53 (nine months ago) link