Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

Fuck the guy who invented the coaxial cable barrel connector.

Can’t ctrl-f on zing but have “adults who blow bubbles with their gum in public” been mentioned in here?

People who participate in or promote "crowd killing" at hardcore shows (or worse, other shows).

I guess also metalcore shows.

Like I feel like promoters who even suggest crowd killing is welcome at their shows should be charged if people get hurt

Can’t ctrl-f on zing but have “adults who blow bubbles with their gum in public” been mentioned in here?

Bubble blowing isn't nearly as bad as grown ass adults who loudly snap and pop their gum in an open office environment, definitely disgusting savages.

what is crowd killing?

Intentionally beating people in the audience, willing or not. Careening into them, punching, kicking. Apparently moshing isn't extreme enough anymore

used to call it "slam dancing"

There used to be this giant guy at every metal gig I went to - like 6ft 5, built like a wombat - and any time anyone got remotely out of line, he'd appear and essentially bounce them out of the pit, making it abundantly clear more was coming if they didn't chill out. He was a (big, fuck off) guardian angel.

I love those dudes

savages are the dudes that stand at the edge of the pit, shoving people with both hands, but don't actually get into the pit themselves

are we really calling people "savages" in 2023?

Yes

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