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^could have used a cw re: the r word and guns. also can i request sw0le positive or empathetic content itt only please? thanks.

sometimes you just know what's going on with someone when you watch them for a few minutes? this guy was working out with his girlfriend today and just like, the masculine performance going on was disturbing. the thing about dangerous toxic masc is it's not too cartoonish or outlandish, has to be subtle enough to be convincing. the woman he was with was so obviously cowed. yikes.

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

I have switched cults and am only part time paying attention to the knee cult stuff and am now in the crawling around floor gymnastics cult, which has been a very good move in terms of biomechanically coordinating my upper and lower body together

Bongo Jongus, Saturday, 16 July 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link

i am definitely crawling-around-floor-gymnastics-curious. some yoga brushes that territory. i'm expanding my yoga practice lately and seeing immediate results in a lot of ways.

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

i would like to do more bodweight power moves but i'm already doing a lot of other stuff and i wouldn't know where to start / what would give me the most bang for my buck.

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 16 July 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

After a long time of not lifting in the gym but also not really having a consistent routine, I think I finally have something I can stick to for a while. I'm mixing in running because I read that research is pretty clear it's good for ADHD. So I'm basically doing a four-day split

Day 1: Pushups, mountain climbers, standing rear lateral raises, dumbbell arm raises, standing dumbbell rows, diamond pushups, plank (at least 3 sets of each)
Day 2: Run
Day 3: Dumbbell squats into shoulder press, kettlebell swings, dumbbell lunges, Kettlebell clean and press (5 sets of each except for the clean and press)
Day 4: Run

Just repeating that for a while,

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

I do miss the heavy weight sometimes. If I can stick to this for a while and really improve my squat mobility I may try to get back into the gym again. Heavy weights only was not really great for my physique and probably a little hard on my aging body, so I'm kind of glad I rediscovered a more holistic approach to fitness.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 July 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

appreciate that

mh, Monday, 15 August 2022 02:58 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

glute-ham raises: so real

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 1 October 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

leaving the gym
guy rolls down window
"did they kick you out because you're too big?"

😎

ꙮ (map), Friday, 28 October 2022 20:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

anyone else sw0lin it these days?

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link

this guy is wild & seems to have a biting / jaw fetish

https://www.instagram.com/strongcamps/

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

been doing a lil lifting, nothing serious

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 December 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

👍

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

I just restarted this week after almost 3 years out. Felt really good. I think I'm going to mix it up a bit more than just pure barbell strength training/maxing out numbers -working in more kettlebells and dumbbells. I spent a couple months training for a 5k before this and really enjoyed that, but I don't like running in sub 40 degrees and I hate treadmills, so I plan to focus more on weights til it gets warm again and then maybe mix running and weights.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 21 December 2022 20:04 (one year ago) link

I went five days in a row, which is a bit intense, but made me feel extremely charged up and energized during the day and then insanely tired by night time.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 23 December 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

psa for new year's: PLEASE don't wear cologne to the gym!

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 31 December 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

ugh, just reading that made me gag from the smell

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link

I'm recovering from COVID now (first time!) so probably at least a few more days before I hit the gym again, but so far I don't feel like my strength will be too much diminished. Here's hoping.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 31 December 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

now have gotten past the two month mark of exercising, for the first time ....ever. stomach is getting flatter, I'm down 12 pounds, starting to see the beginnings of actual ab.

but I have an unrelated question - do you all notice your core body temp is higher, permanently or semi-permanently, after starting an exercise regimen?

because of my (literal) obsession with body temp in the pandemic age, my standard temp used to run between 97.9 - 98.3 most times. nowadays it seems to be between 98.6 - 99.2, esp in the hours after I finish exercising. but I don't feel feverish or have chills, i just notice when I check. a few times it made me think I was getting sick but then I started to think what if it's a byproduct of the exercise (since it's been like this for a month and a half now).

Long-term exercise tends to improve your body's resting metabolic rate, so it's normal to run a bit hotter than you used to even when you're not working out or recovering. One cause of boosted RMR is increased muscle mass relative to body fat (muscle tissue burns more calories than fat tissue even when you're inactive).

Brad C., Monday, 20 March 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I'm relatively back on my sw0le grind again. I'm trying to mix up running and lifting now rather than pure running, bc (1) I discovered I really like trail running and (2) it just seems kind of silly to do lifting as my only exercise when it's not like I'm trying to train for a meet, and also I work a sedentary job and don't get a ton of other physical activity. I'm trying to lift at least 2x per week and run at least 3. Sequencing can get a little tricky, but I today I ran the day after a heavy leg day and it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 1 May 2023 18:56 (eleven months ago) link

running a day after squats or even the day after is surprisingly not bad for me once i get warmed up, it's the 5 minutes of warm up that's gnarly ime. the lift that most noticeably improves my speed / stamina during a run is a power clean.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 1 May 2023 19:57 (eleven months ago) link

err even the same day

ꙮ (map), Monday, 1 May 2023 20:07 (eleven months ago) link

trying to extend my thoracic spine lately & it's very grumpy about it

ꙮ (map), Monday, 8 May 2023 18:44 (eleven months ago) link

apparently like every upper body muscle connects to it somehow. working on posture is hard. esp after years of lifting heavy things without a lot of mobility work.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 8 May 2023 19:14 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

i've been feeling a lot of breakthroughs lately by focusing on diaphragmatic breath when i lift weights. it's similar to ujjayi breath, but i'm not strict about it being nose-only (though maybe i should try). the basic idea is to keep the core "turned on" through the entire breath cycle, relying continuously on your diaphragm to move breath in and out. breathe out like you're trying to fog a mirror to get a taste of it (then do the same thing in reverse for the breath in). it's a challenge to really dial it in and do it continuously through motion but i've been getting better at it. the effect for me is that i strain a lot less and feel more space to move. it feels like the ingredients i need to make a movement happen are much more efficiently marshaled. also my abs are looking a little nuts as a result.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 20 July 2023 21:00 (nine months ago) link

I've been doing a lot of calisthenics working up to handbalancing, and diaphragmatic breathing has really helped in terms of getting my body into better positioning while staying relaxed where I need to

Bongo Jongus, Thursday, 20 July 2023 23:02 (nine months ago) link

I'm on the verge of joining a gym but fear the mockery of the swole. Is this a thing or am I overthinking it?

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Friday, 21 July 2023 00:10 (nine months ago) link

not a thing.

ꙮ (map), Friday, 21 July 2023 02:06 (nine months ago) link

working up to handbalancing

been thinking about taking a "handstand course" from some instagram fitness guy lol

ꙮ (map), Friday, 21 July 2023 02:08 (nine months ago) link

Xp thanks

But who are we doing it versus? (sunny successor), Friday, 21 July 2023 02:09 (nine months ago) link

profile of a swole woman fwiw

mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 02:21 (nine months ago) link

^^ one of my former coworkers went the swole woman route, was actually in some People magazine article, and quit being my coworker to do her swole woman t-shirt business full time. much respect

mh, Friday, 21 July 2023 03:51 (nine months ago) link

I am on a pullup mission. So far I barely have enough grip strength to hang fir a few seconds. Doesn’t help that I have a quirky shoulder.

Pull ups are a bitch for real.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 21 July 2023 04:18 (nine months ago) link

decades ago i had a group 'tryout' for an rotc scholarship. oh, a shuttle run? oh you want me to kneel and throw this basketball off the back wall? cool

and then i managed like 1.5 pull ups

mookieproof, Friday, 21 July 2023 05:38 (nine months ago) link

Pull ups are—humbling is not the word.

But I feel like I should be able to do at least one, because in 2024 end times I should be able to do this + shoot gun and whatever else survival shit I will need.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 21 July 2023 08:29 (nine months ago) link

If you keep at it it's pretty remarkable how quickly you can progress

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 July 2023 08:31 (nine months ago) link

Spouse has said same but he is not an estrogen-starved post-double mastectomy woman! His swole gains come so much more quickly than mine. But I can say that my grip strength is notably better than just two weeks ago. I’ll get there.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 21 July 2023 08:39 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I remain horrible at pullups. I'm sure it's partly that I weigh almost 200lbs, because in terms of rows and pulldowns and the like I have a relatively strong upper back. I can usually only hit like 3 in a first set, maybe 2 in subsequent set. I do try to do the full range, all the way down/up pullup.

Unrelated, I recently signed up for a swim class because for years I've only marginally been able to swim. I find it to be a great compliment to lifting because it uses the full body and there's so little stress on the joints. The "stretch" for the crawl feels like it's training my core in a way that also helps with my squat and deadlift form.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 16:44 (eight months ago) link

Yes swimming is great but boring and it always makes me super sleepy afterwards for whatever reason.

tobo73, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:26 (eight months ago) link

I find it less boring than running on a treadmill, although maybe that's partly the novelty of it. More boring than running outside probably, but also kinder to my body.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 17:31 (eight months ago) link

My pullup progress is. . . barely progress. My grip strength has definitely improved, so at least now I can tolerate hanging on the bar and doing some small "scapula shrugs" or whatever.

At this rate I will be doing my first full pullup at like 80 years old, which I guess is its own sort of accomplishment.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:22 (eight months ago) link

still weak as hell but down 20+ pounds. so the new clothes I bought last year have to be belted lol

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:56 (eight months ago) link

i'm going to have to switch to swimming or something for cardio, plantar fascitis is keeping me from runs outside for a while, we'll see what the running foot doctor has to say tomorrow.

i've added a bunch of hip and shoulder things to my yoga session. the things that feel the most stimulating are high kicks / side kicks / rear kicks and soft throws (where you just make the motion of throwing a ball without the ball). also i can balance a handstand for like 5 seconds now! it's progress.

i don't really have any helpful advice for pullups other than try different grips (i've landed on a neutral side grip) & the assisted pull-up machine can help you work your reps up. i would say this but breathing can be helpful. clenching your jaw can help. idk there are probably instagram accounts out there with a million good tips on it.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 19:29 (eight months ago) link

if you don't have access to an assisted pull up machine get someone to give you knee spots :)

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 19:32 (eight months ago) link

down 20+ pounds

looks like it's cuttin season

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 19:41 (eight months ago) link

for pullups it helps to be skinny as a fuckin twig ime but other than that i'd say just try hard pretty much every day and it'll come

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 19:42 (eight months ago) link

Since the climbing thread is pretty quiet, going to post here.

I am projecting V8-V9 boulders in my gym, which tends to set more "traditional" style (aka training for outdoor climbing) than "comp" style (aka its own sport, more akin to American Ninja/gymnastics). I am stronger than I've ever been. Can do about 10 one-arm pull-ups on each side, and really rely on doing frenchies and ladders on tiny crimps to keep my fingers strong.

Also bicycling ~40-50 miles per week for cardio/aerobic exercise.

I never thought it would happen, but I'm a jock!

I know climbing can be obnoxious but I really think a lot of people would like it, particularly if they don't like team sports and aren't into traditional "gyms" but want to get strong and feel more embodied.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 21:08 (eight months ago) link


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