the Artie Lange appreciation thread

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"bob levy is basically jeffrey dahmer, if he read a joke book. and, you know, that sounds a little harsh but i love the guy. and, uh, he gets out there on the internet and stalks these women and throws out this web of... deceit and sleaziness and hair dye and bad coke, whiskey beer breath, and cheap fuckin target shirts and coupons for sizzlers two-for-one steak on a wednesday, forty thousand dollar house just outside of philly, which somehow has a built-in pool [gary: it came with the house], have no idea what the fuck that looks like... uhhhh... his poor child who's being raised by a father who's just not there and a mother who hates being with the father... the father's in the basement, it's damp, clearly doesn't have the proper heat or air conditioning, somehow he gets over to this disgusting, jizz-drenched, stinky, whiskey-sodden computer board and types out, 'who's out there? who's out there in fuckin virgin creep land that i can try to fuck with my web of grossness?' and eventually he gets some takers, some poor women who have a background that's clearly, uh... troubling... this girl has father issues, her father is some mad irish drunk and uh [gary: we don't know that] she has dyed black hair...."

― dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:11 (nine years ago) link

calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/X6kZoLD.png

calstars, Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:57 (five months ago) link

This is a clip of Artie telling a story about Norm MacDonald and Matthew Perry to Gilbert Gottfried. Of those 4, only Artie is still with us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10

Chris L, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:28 (five months ago) link


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