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whoops, obv I meant Corey Dillon not Portis. don't mind me, too much eggnog.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

well fuck all that mess. I had a nice run though. Thanks again Cleveland! I hate you forever and ever!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah I feel that way
about Kerry Collins or
I'd-a beat my bro

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

My team lost somewhere in the area of 150-3, so I suppose second place will have to suffice.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

omg I think
I'm in the championship
this is too bizarre

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I was in the championship game. The winner got $300. Second place got $50.

The score was Pleasant Plains - 150.27, PP's Opponent - 151.63.

Vinny Testeverde is going to get the shit knocked out of him if I ever see him. Had New England not allowed that final touchdown on MNF...

Anyway. You'll have to excuse me. Think that I'll go buy a set of steak knives with my lousy fifty bucks.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 07:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Vinny Testeverde is going to get the shit knocked out of him if I ever see him.
Now, now. Don't pick on the elderly.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU PLAY. TO WIN. THE THREE HUNDRED.
YOU DON'T PLAY TO WIN THE FITTY! YOU PLAY TO WIN THE THREE HUNDRED!!

― truck-patch pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

aw yeah

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 January 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats, duder.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

a. LUCKY
b. Matchups
c. lucky

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 2 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats to the Nym!

Don't spend it all in one place!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/story/5243380

I had three of these guys, and one of the bum defenses. I'll say it again, lucky lucky lucky.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 20 January 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

This makes awesome reading now I understand it!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 2 September 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Good times, good times.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 September 2006 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hmm... Cadillac Williams vs. Philadelphia or take a flyer on Maurice Jones-Drew at Houston, where if the Jags get up early they'll be running all day?

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Williams is due, but smart money is on the Jags.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My other options: T Bell and C Dillon. I'm starting Bell and MJD and crossing my fingers.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

MJD was my best post-draft pick up this year!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so pissed at myself for trading C. Dillon. I didn't even get a sack of magic beans.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dillon just scored his second TD of the first quarter. I must admit I'm not looking too bright right now.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Fucking hell.

On the bright side, Heath Miller just caught a TD pass, and I don't ever count on TE points.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh ugh ugh. I've got Harringtong (waht was I htinking) and JP Loseman geddit? as my QBs, both are on bye next week, which one should I drop?

― c('°c) (Leee), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Drop Harrington and pick up Brunell.

I wish I had the TB defense today, damn!!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL ROETHLISCONCUSSION

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I see Harrington's 3 INTs, but I also see his 414 yards and 2 TDs...!~

― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 23 October 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, scratch what I said above. It was pre-game.

Brunell's on a bye next week anyway.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been picking up a different budget DEF each week, Arizona actually did well by me vs. the Raiders. Should I keep them against GB (with revitalized Green) or go with Green Bay or maybe Houston vs Tennessee?

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

GNAR.
Damn PIT and ATL for going to OT.
Damn Ron Mexico for his fear of throwing to anyone who's not Alge Crumpler.
Damn EJ Henderson for knocking Hasselbeck out of the 2nd half.

Down by over 60 after the early games I storm back to post my best week yet... and lose by one. Oh the fantasy humanity.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

guys my team SUCKS

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how i'm doing because i only check my team when i'm out of my gourd wasted.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay you should drop jerry porter, ffs

― gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dude's not gonna play for the next three weeks, minimum. they did a T.O. on him in Oakland

― gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

:( for who!

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

well, travis taylor is available

― gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

though shit, i dunno, maybe porter will get traded after the suspension and he'll be awesome for another team

― gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

trading deadline was last week dude.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD NEWS: I played the best player in each position. Hit the OPTIMAL LINEUP button and nothing happened. Whew.

BAD NEWS: Team only scored 107 pts.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jeez the raiders are dumb. they should have received something for him, but no, they trade doug gabriel.

― gear (gear), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

That fucking 62 yard field goal booted me out of my survival league.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay you should drop jerry porter, ffs

:( for who!

Any active wideout is a better prospect than an inactive one.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The Raiders can't trade him and they're not going to drop him, so I agree with Mr. Fever.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Leee, if'n you want a QB next week, may want to grab Romo up. He might not be super, but at least he's (probably) playing.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
I hate that guy.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So WTF, Porter is reactivated?

Even more WTF than that, the Raiders are winning now?!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

uh yeah. thanks for the advice, guys.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

¯\(°_o)/¯

― gear (gear), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

That was pretty unexpected!

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

So I am in a shallow league, and my running backs are Edge, McGahee, Leon Washington and Ahman Green. Would you drop any of the four to pick up Wali Lundy?

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no but i might try to trade one of them for a position player in a spot where you're deficient and then maybe pick up lundy

― gear (gear), Saturday, 4 November 2006 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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