RIDING GIANTESS

I have attracted 3 girls in a row over 5'10"

just because you hit on someone, it doesn't mean you attracted them.

Ian have you ever been inside a bar?

Your memory that bad, jonny?

I have been drinking

so much

tall girls have longer legs
but short girls have shorter vaginas

(or so i have been told)

What are your thoughts on men who date women under 5'2"?
What are your thoughts on me who date asian women?
Where should I have dinner?
Who wants to get drinks?

me who date asian women

pow pow zing zing zing

shorter vaginas?

i was told that on gchat today!

i dont think thats true

stuck tampons

tell me more

I think it is true a bit

i am not even sure what it is supposed to mean.

HIT THE WOMB

please don't hit the womb :o

I'n holding back here

err on this thread

Did you get a tampon stuck in you JW? :(

http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/williamsburg-tampon-finally-unstuck-247401.php

^ joel's friend, v short

i guess they had to take the photo down.

also i'd think being, um, "short" would mean being less likely to get stuck? i dunno, whatevers.

the photo is in wboard

caverns of mars

http://2600connection.atari.org/conquest.jpg

http://webs.lander.edu/rsfox/rsfoximages3/onychop19_x480_x_360x.gif

http://www.actiontao.com/news/news.jpg

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/men-women.jpg

http://io.uwinnipeg.ca/%7Esimmons/images/lb6fig7b.gif

^^^i'd hit it

like throwin a hotdog down a hallway

from now on my go to GIS for weird shit is gonna be "short vagina"

Is She a Good Fit?

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep.

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

'talking Vagina.'

during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which is physically impossible.

you say that with great cervixtude

yeah, abbot, sorry they made that one mistake. everything else is 100% OTM tho don't worry.

big watery Vagina

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

^^ favorite

a woman with slanty eyes will have a sideways vagina

a woman at the beach will have a sandy vagina

confucius say....

a woman with 100 legs will have centipedes in her vagina

I just got invited to a CAMPFIRE by a giantess

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza032.jpg

michelle wie is 15 years old

after his appetite for 'heels' was sated he closed the multiple still-open picture windows, and i allowed myself another relieved sigh, ah, finally, thank god. but of course, he wasnt done yet, and almost proudly reopened the search window to type in another full web address. the actual text of it was jumbled and i couldnt make out what it could possibly be, but i hoped and feared the worst, hoping it would be horrible enough to get him expelled forever, fearing i might vomit if i saw another 'u can come stay at my place :-)'. the site he loaded, this time, was 'giantess videos', cheap-looking movies of tiny, ugly men, obviously acting against a bluescreen, and giant, giant women. the men looked up at the women from their huge countertop, they stood on their clothed breasts, they kissed their humungous lips, and, astonishingly, none of it was pornographic. he watched mpg after mpg of this stuff, now entirely unable to contain his sick glee, whether from getting away with this in the public library or just simply just having such an unbelievable perversion to begin with. i wanted to stand up, to shout to everyone else in the room, to do something. at this point i should say, im as liberal as youll probably find when it comes to fetishes, but my puritanical impulses had already been inflamed earlier, and now he was insulting my 'normal' sexuality in the most flagrant way thinkable. okay, yeah, enticing a minor into his dark bedroom is 'wrong', but even the historical puritans did that. this, however, this was full-on, no quotes, inarguable WRONG. just as i watched this parade of horror continue, his giggly squirms in the square wooden seat, his motivated click at each bizarre link, the library intercom announced they were closing, come check out books now, leave the computer labs, etc etc, and this man, this, this PREDATOR, followed the order dutifully. while all the other patrons continued nervously scrolling their stock market listings or bet.com music profiles, he stood up, a bit wobbly, from lust i presume, and practically dashed out of the room (or, at least the best a fat 50-something man who is desperately concealing an erection can 'dash'). i sat at my computer, silent, stunned that this world can even still contain sexual kinks yet unseen. so yeah, i think friendster is a little creepy.

-- trife (simon_tr), Saturday, September 27, 2003 2:16 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link