While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link
The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.
& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link
http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link
http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_llio47G8xg1qb0ctno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306020737&Signature=EbNvgfGZdNtH2iLcyORyGdKtslc%3D
pleats
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
Kurdt would not approve.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
im gonna go with sam fuld atm
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too
http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg
also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
utley's hair, tho -- come on
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
what's wrong with utley's hair
you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
still a better look than cole's butt cut
http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link
wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
?????
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
j/k utley stan
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG
btw
bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process
xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ cole hamels hair
tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time
i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (twelve years ago) link
that said, he is not hot anyway
http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
^yes
he also looks like sam fuld imo
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
supersized
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Paul Goldschmidt hawt
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
come on. it's still JJ Hardy.
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
Eric Sogard loses Face
http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (ten years ago) link
hahaha I GUESS NOT
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link
https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link
Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...
http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
that's a great celebration
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Felt the same way when he was traded away.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
More on:
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."
http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
"tool"
"catcher"
Sorry.
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
Oh hai.
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
full Recker BP entry, lol
In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link