Cricket

The run rates.

https://t.co/zrJJbSGF3g pic.twitter.com/TkIstKyChL

— Abi Slade (@abi_slade) July 5, 2022

Lol

Police have shut down a fake Indian Premier League built to fool Russian gamblers. Labourers paid to pretend to be pro cricketers, games streamed online, crowd noises downloaded and played over the top. Got to the quarter finals before they were caught.https://t.co/2KPkhrap1q

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) July 11, 2022

That's so awesome.

LOL. So much for bazzball.

https://img1.hscicdn.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_ds_w_1280,q_70/lsci/db/PICTURES/CMS/346700/346798.4.jpg

this has really boiled the piss of Yorkshire CCC fans, so obv it was good not bad to some extent

i wonder if the words 'you don't even LIKE cricket' were uttered in the SV/gyac household this morning

Simmons surely toast, but this isn't on him. what a bunch of self-interested wasters. they'll go back to their T20 domestic carousel and play like gods

this is going to be such a lol tournament, I can feel it

looking forward to attending a rained out Aus vs NZ match tomorrow

i wonder if the words 'you don't even LIKE cricket' were uttered in the SV/gyac household this morning

I can confirm that herself was very sympathetic at this difficult time.

He was very sad, I was still half asleep, but I was sympathetic because I don’t even care. The only time I care about cricket is when the Irish team beats England.

this is going to be such a lol tournament, I can feel it

looking forward to attending a rained out Aus vs NZ match tomorrow

― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:08 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Australia certainly bringing the lols! I made sure to post this after Afghanistan folded for nothing though haha

(England all out 90 guaranteed now)

for bizarre reasons, I attended this game in the hospitality box which had a cocktail bar

suffice to say, I enjoyed a wide variety of cocktails with dull Cricket-related names ('yeh mate give me one of those Howzats')

real highlight of the game for me was the reminder on the big screen to deposit your plastic bottles at the Official Aramco Recycling Bins

Well now

(shame tbh, was rooting for Pakistan but that was a choke if ever I've seen it)

Same here, but what a match.

He was very sad, I was still half asleep, but I was sympathetic because I don’t even care. The only time I care about cricket is when the Irish team beats England.

― barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:11 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

your lads have a sniff

Ireland calls on its reliable 12th man: rain

oops.

Sitting on this Eurostar glad I'm getting out of this awful cursed place for a couple of days. Sadly sitting next to someone who doesn't even LIKE cricket

drop Stokes IMO

Iceland stop kvetching challenge

sad to see a developing nation lose like that, it means a lot to them

We won’t be partying on the street tonight.

Can’t afford it.

I remember when the ignominy of a top cricket nation getting beaten by Ireland was enough to get the coach murdered. Sorry, perhaps too soon.

Well, Simmons has indeed been forced out today, so...

Pakistan are doing a Pakistan against Zimbabwe

Blimey. I didn't realise Pakistan vs Zimbabwe was a grudge match and for good reason pic.twitter.com/wtllENSZnl

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) October 26, 2022

revenge for Fraud Pak Bean has been claimed!

There are regular cricket lols and then there are Pakistan cricket lols

What a win for Zimbabwe! Congratulations to the Chevrons.

Next time, send the real Mr Bean…#PakvsZim 🇿🇼

— President of Zimbabwe (@edmnangagwa) October 27, 2022

Zanu PF bringing the bants!

The further globalisation of T20 Cricket doesn't hurt traditions (like South Africa choking) but enhances them (like South Africa choking).

Is this England are good or the pitch is bad?

Crazy day anyway

that's Bazball baby!

England are good, the pitch is flat, and Pakistan have picked a historically terrible bowling attack

6.74 RR... very normal stuff...

Oh hi Pato. Best attack ever can't even get Chanderpaul's son out, you're a soccer nation now

great finale to an all-time great test match

seriously

needs the final wicket to happen really though, speaking strictly as a neutral obv

fantastic

theatre!

Pakistan have punched in a cheat code

Hold on, has this guy has taken all 7 wickets on his test debut?