"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

xp hello and post more here

Omg I’m dying at the RESPECT on that poster

RESPECT for are armed forces
RESPECT for are maj
RESPECT…The cock and TAME the cunt!

how many of the world's medium to big Western states in the top 6 richest list, with a huge arms industry need to be any safer? This danger needs executing.

I was reading a book the other day that was factually stating that "coolies"/farm labourers in late Victorian British India were on lower starvation rations than inmates in Buchenwald concentration camp. I fucking hate the UK and anyone who supports it's continued existence. But most of all I genuinely hope Kieth has a painful death and not one of them merciful die in your sleep deaths. Fuck anyone who votes for him as well!

it's a pretty amazing list of topics that people do not care about - the elusive Mr Redwall Swingvoter does not go to sleep worrying about unnecessary trade barriers or the NI Protocol, and nobody who does will ever vote Labour

he's still fixed on trying to win over that pizza shop guy who is going to vote tory no matter how much he degrades himself.

There’s some shocking genuine looking recent reviews on the Google results for twentymans pizza

Shocking service!
I thought I'd ignore whatever the private joke is on here and try it anyway.
Not a great deal of selection on the menu but some nice enough sounding pizzas.
We asked for a smaller pizza for our child to be told they don't have any small bases in. I'd expect fresh dough from a specialist pizza place. Never mind, we were hungry so we ordered 3 large from the normal menu.
An hour later our order had still had not gone in the oven! We paid for our drinks and left at this point.
In the hour we were there, a total of 10 pizzas came out of the kitchen. I could cook more that that in my home oven. Then again, I can also make fresh dough.

Food is good, but seen masala chips on menu board and just got chips that they poured chilli sauce onto, out of a bottle. Not impressed with that, very deceiving.

online reviews of shitty fast food joints is one of my fave genres!

I thought I'd ignore whatever the private joke is on here and try it anyway.

Lol being featured in the graun sure seems to be working out for that dude

I have spoken to the Prime Minister to tender my resignation as Secretary of State for Health & Social Care.

It has been an enormous privilege to serve in this role, but I regret that I can no longer continue in good conscience. pic.twitter.com/d5RBFGPqXp

— Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) July 5, 2022

Vote For Me.

Rishi Sunak has resigned!

Lololol Sunak Has gone too

Literally came here the moment I saw this. Is it happening?!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FW6yyrhWYAI064z?format=jpg&name=medium

Fuck it, I hope he somehow stays on and makes Dorries the chancellor.

Johnson and Starmer could go at the same time!

Come on Durham police report

I was thinking surely Gove has another stunt in him as well

Johnson, Starmer and the queen for the hat trick pls

Starmer is trying to delay the inevitable with a super-injuction, lol he's toast

Xyzzzz__ might please all his ilx haters and drop dead if that happened

xp I thought that was a joke, are they meant to be saying about the fine soon

My haters don't want me dead just banned, that's why they are no good! xp = Durham Pol held a meeting with Starmer earlier today I think?

Lol @ "the threat of Corbynism" in that resignation letter.

There never was a "Johnsonism" was there?

Treasury source tells me that first @RishiSunak knew that @sajidjavid was resigning was AFTER he put out his own resignation statement. The claim is these resignations were not coordinated. Which makes them 1) more damaging for the prime minister and 2) raises possibility…

— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 5, 2022

https://content.assets.pressassociation.io/2018/09/20111555/055ea6d0-06cb-457e-a62f-6b74d2d6b5bf.jpg

Most things that happen in UK politics are awful, but it is perhaps a little satisfying that the people who "saw off the threat of Corbynism" in a terrible election, helped by most MPs and many staff in the Labour party and most of the media, are seeing their own government collapse just over 2.5 years later.

Chief whip And @NadineDorries just gone into Number 10

— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 5, 2022

Think we're getting a new Chancellor of the Exchequer?

Carrie Johnson

lol

The only person sky can find to go on and discuss this is Andrew bridgen lol

some surprises here

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics

That’s xyzzzz__ trying to bump up Penny Mordaunt’s odds for reasons

Nobody cares about a trade envoy quitting, we want big beasts!

pic.twitter.com/1jUxgnHbKY

— Rt Hon Andrew Murrison MP (@AWMurrison) July 5, 2022

imagine Mordaunt vs Cooper at PMQs, what a time to be alive

NEW: PM apologies for appointing Pincher to govt. Says “he regrets it so much” because of the 2019 complaint. PM now backtracking big time. Saying “I should have recognised then he wasn’t going to learn and he wasn’t going to change”

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) July 5, 2022

Horny centrist dads combusting all over the country - actually, when you put it like that…

Frost trying to quit a job he doesn't have is the turning-up-with-an-empty-folder of these

LOL Jacob Rees Mogg talking about how the Marquess of Salisbury survived Randolph Churchill resigning from the cabinet.

Surely gove is tired of having a stupid job

come on Murrison, you can't take a better photo than that?

Surely gove is tired of having a stupid job face

xyzzzz__ has more chance of being leader of the Conservative Party than Michael Gove.

Bin Afolami, apparently the vice chair of the party, just resigned on TV.

lol who honestly knows wtf he is!

he's gone for maximum impact by resigning live on a tv channel with a few hundred viewers

Jonathan Gullis, Parliamentary private secretary to the Northern Ireland secretary, is out too! All the big guns resigning now.

Ben Wallace, Defence secretary, rumoured to be going too.

Ben Wallace & Scromit