He's a polar bear!
― Mark G, Sunday, 26 June 2022 10:36 (one year ago) link
all tv ads for subscription services that are aired on terrestrial tv can get in the sea, but especially the current paramount / coffee delivery one.
the woman hiding in the wigwam in the life insurance advert who gives her age as "50" has obviously had a hard life because she looks at least 10 years older than that.
― koogs, Wednesday, 29 June 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
i thought you meant Brit Box and i was gonna wholeheartedly agree
― bury my heart in wounded kieth (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link
https://news.stv.tv/scotland/water-related-deaths-in-scotland-at-highest-point-in-last-five-years
... and yet...
https://abancommercials.com/uk-ad/33357/highland-spring-commercial-be-natural-self-advert
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 June 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
OK, it's 30 degrees outside and I've just seen an advert for Christmas trees.
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 July 2022 10:20 (one year ago) link
LEMONS
alternatively,
SHARE MY CLOGS
― koogs, Sunday, 10 July 2022 11:45 (one year ago) link
OTM x2
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 July 2022 11:50 (one year ago) link
There's an Irish ad about road tolls that I only see when I'm watching stuff on All 4, and I genuinely can't understand what's happening in it, except that it makes paying your toll through the app seem incredibly complicated and scary, which is probably not the intention.Oh, it's also really sexist, but that's a given.
― trishyb, Sunday, 10 July 2022 13:32 (one year ago) link
It might have been too much to expect a Shetland accent but couldn't they have least hired someone who can do a convincing Scottish accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfScbqZokLg
― Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Friday, 22 July 2022 07:06 (one year ago) link
new verisure ad is borderline incoherent given she's talking on the phone as she's rushing out the door.
elsewhere: who wears jeans to yoga classes?
― koogs, Saturday, 23 July 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link
50? Aye, right.
https://piped.mha.fi/watch?v=CvlXSq2CAbI
― Tom D: panel beater, bouncer and tree surgeon (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 July 2022 09:53 (one year ago) link
another one for the "who they?" pile, the Microsoft Evo advert.
― koogs, Sunday, 7 August 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link
i'd like to remove Stephen Fry's vocal cords with something blunt and rusty
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:12 (one year ago) link
Meanwhile Diane Morgan is the new Jane Horrocks.
― She's got a dog in Ballymena (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 August 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link
there's one where a young woman and her grandmother are talking over zoom, the granddaughter just passed a job interview and is being congratulated by the grandmother, the granddaughter says something about "it must run in the family!" But the grandmother has a Welsh accent and the granddaughter has a Polish accent, so I'm just left wondering what history this family have, her son/daughter must have moved to Poland in the very early 90s and settled down there? But they seem too close for that. Then at the end of the advert they just sit there grinning silently at the camera for 10 seconds.I have seen this 100+ times on TV and pre-roll on YouTube and cannot remember what it is advertising.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 August 2022 12:11 (one year ago) link
the pet charity adverts, someone has a strange sense of humour. there's a cat with one eye, they called it odin. there's another that was found inside a wall and they've called that one mccavity.
if my auntie bought me a magnifying glass for my birthday and i was older than say 4 years old I'd be livid.
― koogs, Saturday, 13 August 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link
Meerkats and Go Compare guy have not only outstayed their welcome, but the newer ads are actually worse. Like when meerkat Sergei has the blue cyborg eye thingy coz he's now AUTO Sergei, or when the Go Compare singer is talking to the actual tenor who plays him, and/or he's dressed up as a woman who is supposedly his wife.
― Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 14 August 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link
fuck this jingle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYtkbhPE0s
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
It's 118 118 all over again. Also there's the Plusnet ads, I have no idea why they've persisted with them when they've never been interesting or entertaining or amusing even for a second.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 August 2022 10:43 (one year ago) link
Cunts dancing in charity lottery ads.That's the post.
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2022 11:57 (one year ago) link
"Hi my name's Jane and my diet plan makes your eyes go wonky so you look slightly mad"
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link
"And here's the best bit"
― Mark G, Saturday, 27 August 2022 12:45 (one year ago) link
gambling adverts now have been regulated to the point that they look like anti-gambling PSAs, reminds me of the glossy magazine cigarette ads in the 90s where it was just an artsy photo with the colours of the brand and a huge anti-smoking notice underneath
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:35 (one year ago) link
(this is all good, adverts still bad though)
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
seems like life insurance and funeral services are being downplayed recently, which has left a gap for payday loans ads to fill.
the mattress wars continue. i think one of them is now offering a 200 day trial.
"how was the dreaded school?" every 15 minutes is starting to grate.
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
Stop lying Myleene Klass you're not busy
― feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 September 2022 16:42 (one year ago) link
Medical negligence, it's one of the worst kinds of negligence...
― koogs, Saturday, 1 October 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
it's one of the worst kinds of medical too
― or something, Saturday, 1 October 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link
Can someone please send some money to Nu Shooz so they don't need to agree to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6ElALjIHaA
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 9 October 2022 12:49 (one year ago) link
there was a spate of similar things in 2021 - Worst TV adverts of the moment
― koogs, Sunday, 9 October 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link
Xpost why is that "age restricted" ?
(I have seen it, yes.
― Mark G, Sunday, 9 October 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link
i know christmas club adverts aren't really christmas adverts, but if you're going to be playing wizzard in the background they might as well be.
(it's only 2 weeks until they start in earnest, i'm only kidding myself)
― koogs, Friday, 14 October 2022 14:56 (one year ago) link
really moving ad for the Nationwide at the moment where a normal woman discusses her personal fears during the current cost of living crisis with her friends
EXCEPT IT'S A FUCKING ADVERT FOR A FUCKING PRODUCT AND MASS POVERTY IS REAL YOU CAPITALIST CUNTS DIE DIE DIE
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:13 (one year ago) link
really moving ad for the Nationwide at the moment where a normal woman discusses her personal fears during the current cost of living crisis with her friendsEXCEPT IT'S A FUCKING ADVERT FOR A FUCKING PRODUCT AND MASS POVERTY IS REAL YOU CAPITALIST CUNTS DIE DIE DIE
― barry sito (gyac), Saturday, 22 October 2022 21:26 (one year ago) link
Actually, while I’m here, the most cursed repeat ads on BTSport when they’re looping the same five ads over and over again to block out American ads:Mason Mount spot/any football team adI can’t find this online which is good as I think it edges me nearer to a brain aneurysm. MM/or the team/player who’s the subject taps the screen, talks directly to the viewer while being filmed from below, the cutting is fast to disguise the fact that it looks like someone’s kid knocked it up. Generic music too.Pixel 7 adI have an iPhone. I’m not going to change that any time soon.McDelivery adsIt’s amazing how much you can grow to hate I Think We’re Alone Now and Hungry Eyes.ads for the channel I’m already watchingA whole atrocity of their own!
― barry sito (gyac), Saturday, 22 October 2022 21:33 (one year ago) link
Quest goes one better and does trails for the show you're currently watching
― koogs, Saturday, 22 October 2022 21:42 (one year ago) link
Oh yeah I watch stuff on Now when I do the dishes. Now knows that I watch House of the Dragon on there and yet serves me up ads for it anyway.
― barry sito (gyac), Saturday, 22 October 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link
"and my lot know how to party"
cut to tribe of ungainly white zombies wobbling side to side in an ice cold suburban lounge
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 October 2022 11:11 (one year ago) link
Yes, the same guy is in one of the Verisure ads too.
I hate all of those ads for I think it's accountancy software, or some other boring shit aimed a small businesses, with annoying tiny people bullying people into buying their incomprehensible product. Especially the one where the woman says, "I don't like tech". Has anyone ever said, "I don't like tech" irl? About some piece of software?
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 October 2022 12:12 (one year ago) link
Yeah I hate that woman a lot, sorry I'm a misogynist now
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 October 2022 12:18 (one year ago) link
Just seen some other home security think called SimplySafe, hopefully they can get into it with Verisure and kill each other
― saigo no ice cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 October 2022 12:30 (one year ago) link
xxp reminds me of this Irish TV “classic”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l74083zafAM
― barry sito (gyac), Thursday, 27 October 2022 12:55 (one year ago) link
I wish more commercials were like this beeper commercial from yesteryear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2QNuDUTocE
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 October 2022 13:10 (one year ago) link
it's Christmas, people are dancing on the moon again before suddenly dressing as matadors for reasons i can't discern.
― koogs, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link
Tesco: lol politics
Yeah, great work kids
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 November 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link
"who said electrification can't spark excitement when unplugged?"
nobody. literally nobody has ever said this, it makes no sense, wtf is up with car adverts?
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 November 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
remembering the 90s when all car commercials were "hey there's a woman in a bikini sunbathing on the hood, women will dig you if you buy this car", now it's a bunch of random gobbledegook featuring some old classic rock song they licensed to use.
from sexism to incomprehensibility
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
In the online ads category (at least I think they don't do these on telly) - Uber, the ship has long sailed on trying to trick people into thinking your drivers are treated anywhere near fairly. I will not interrupt my 4 hour video on a failed theme park to sign up for your fleet no matter how many times you try me.
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 11 November 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link
That John Lewis ad really doing an “ironic” acoustic version of All The Small Things huh
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Friday, 11 November 2022 17:09 (one year ago) link
lol i've seen that ad and hadn't a clue what it was for tbh
― dogdick solanke (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 November 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link