Top 100 Reasons You Aren't Doing That Thing You Claim to Want to Be Doing

40. Because everything I like is illegal, immoral, or--worst of all!--fattening.

39. Because I can't drink to the death of *REDACTED*, if the *REDACTED* won't die.

Because of a gazillion life obstacles. But I am managing to reconnect with things that used to bring me joy that I neglected and forgot about for years which is why I'm doing better lately.

Also not drunk enough