Talk to Transformer

When you're sliding into first
And you feel something burst through your head

You just want to fly away.

When you're smiling

Your face looks good, even through your bloodshot eyes.

And when you're dancing

And you feel something burst through your head

Your body just wants to fly away.

This is the song of the trolley car

Of the yellow school bus.

When you're leaving

The classroom

Of learning, for the bright lights of New York City.

When you're on the porch

Feces just started sliding out of my butthole, and going onto the floor. My girlfriend was screaming as she saw the poo filling up the kitchen floor. My girlfriend had also drank some of the wine on the kitchen table and she started complaining about how strong it tasted. By the time my friends and I got to the police station I was completely wasted and in a lot of pain.

The police took me away, but before they did anything my girlfriend and her friends threw up all over the police car!

Grades really took a beating when I was a high school freshman in 1973 and I got a DUI from a night at a bar (my cousin got me the job).

I remember coming home and running into my room, and dropping my stuff. I took off my shoes and pants and threw my clothes at my door. I just laid down on the floor and started puking. I puked until I was tired. I remember thinking: If I had to go through this all again, I would not drink.

As I am an anarchist, the thought of being accountable for an impaired thought sounds exciting to me, but once I am under the influence, I will do just about anything (often in the line of duty), and I think I'm actually on to something. The government should legalize mental health and social services in an effort to save us from ourselves.

Alcohol and Drugs

Tyler D. Lyle

Michael Appleton

Brian Rubin

Does anybody remember the DALL-E Mini craze of June 2022? It was awesome, although most of the results looked like smudged Francis Bacon paintings. I'm sure much more efficient DALL-E drones will become available by then, but for now, I've got a DALL-A in a backpack, and I'm ready to go. The fact that it will go from $399 to $399 in 2022 doesn't bother me at all.

So, the Second Coming will be on its way in a couple of years, assuming our lunatic President is not in jail or doing a nine-month stint at The White House Hotel after having what the media won't tell us is an "old-fashioned" meltdown and his supporters are still telling us that the mainstream media is the enemy of America. Whatever. I'm going to be in Kenya by then and will be taking copious notes.

In the meantime, I've been researching certain projects for the time when the U.S. decides to stop being a superpower and become a semi-apocalyptic after-hours restaurant, which means my 2020 book project isn't going to happen. Or the trade policy book I was working on last year. We might be doomed. Who

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go

Las Vegas, hey baby mama

Buenos Aires, Espana, why don't we get started

Iceland, that's a dream come true

The Fiji islands, this one time I'm gonna call ya

The Maldives, let's not hold our breath

The Gambia, call me mama

Latvia, I want to show you off to the world

The Marshall Islands, didja hear about baby?

New Zealand, with that hottie

Costa Rica, let's call it a safari

Ukraine

― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:45 (eight months ago) link

Ukraine 😶

Thank you for reviving that excessively funny post.

Hey, Mr tambourine man, you playing our party!’

Bollocks.

I stopped just in time.

I looked at the door.

I didn’t like the way they were looking at me.

As if I’d pissed in the water cooler, or something.

I didn’t like the look of those.

They were always looking at me that way, like they’d have a camera on me all the time.

I hated it.

I wondered if there was something wrong with me.

I mean, they thought I was strange and all, what with the music and all.

They probably thought I was an idiot.

What was I?

Some kind of fucking freak?

Why the hell did they think they had a party if I was in it?

Hell, if

I think we should poll the lines in that Kokomo

The Gambia, call me mama

"The Maldives, let's not hold our breath" is genius, but so is the awkward stop after Ukraine

That wasn’t by design. It just stopped, as it does

Oh I know.

the Kokomo one is kinda killing me

Pumps and a bump
Pumps and a bump
We like the girls’ wall-mounted pumps because you can turn the pump around and the whole system snaps into place with a single push. It can also fit in tighter spaces and, with four outlets, we can pump from one wall-mounted outlet and run the whole system with just one battery pack. The main component, a pump, sits right on the wall and is simple to mount, and the removable battery pack sits on the floor right in front of the pump. The batteries last a little longer than the battery in your iPhone, but we were able to pump just as much, and the pumps themselves do not heat up much more than a normal household

Do you have the time
to listen to me whine?

Why don't I go to

the law and

save my butt

laughing?

"Vacation and

vacuuming

for me

take me away

and I will

do it all myself.

You don't

have the

time to be

showered

in stinking

cat

poop

because

you are vacuuming.

You take me

who am allergic

to feces

to your rented

farmhouse

Where are you taking

me?

Vacuum,

I have a plastic bag

for you

say thank you and

throw it

This is just to say

that I have eaten a lot of bananas today.

It all started when I was in the kitchen of the British & Irish Club today making lunch.

I was looking for a banana and then found the stash in the drawer of a small filing

really digging https://app.inferkit.com/demo

The ways so rapid,

Where through the world we alone go;

And never, never, so afeard

To look at that eye.

At us it might feed, —

But at others it sees nothing.

Chorus.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42027948

As he finished telling us of an island that was supposed to be a psychopomp, or centaur psychopomp, I decided it was probably best not to push him on this one. After he left, I laid in bed with Fred, and shared my beliefs with him.
I don't think he necessarily believed me, but at least he listened.
He did ask if I thought there was a psychopomp on the island.
I answered him honestly.If there was, he probably wasn't there right now, for there wouldn't be a psychopomp.

Sheila produced her father's notebook - there were sketches of centaurs. Perhaps this is a clue to which Island the scepter is hidden on. Perhaps she is psychopomp and has been with them for centuries. Even ancient scrolls are enough to place her in ancient times. I dreamt we met the centaur brother - Silouan, the Chief Centaur.

Geez, Little, Big could have been so much shorter…

On a certain day in June, 19—, a young man was making his way on foot northward from the great City to a town or place called Edgewood, that he had been told of but had never visited.

While he was walking in the direction that he believed to be southward, he was attacked by a tiger which pounced on him and carried him to its lair where it proceeded to devour him.

I came in the door
I said it before I walked out.

I don't care about saving the world

the whole world's gonna be in one big nuclear war anyway

but you can't stop wanting to try

You cannot teach a dog to cuddle

You cannot make a pill stop the ache

A mother in Chicago stands on her back porch and watches a young girl ride a bicycle to a park

While she waits for her son to come home

She looks over the lawn and through the house

to the park

on the other side of the lawn

she sees a boy swinging by himself

a young boy named Ryan that no one knows

not even his mother.

She looks at him and watches him swing and plays

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Yes, this is a mission that I'm on
Taking out the weak on the microphone

Bringing you another meaningful line

This is a mission that I'm on

Taking out the weak on the microphone

Bringing you another meaningful line

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

OK, the concert's over.

"You cannot teach a dog to cuddle"

https://lathamgreen.blogspot.com/2022/10/putting-cheese-in-artic-circle-as-ruse.html

Batman had to fight Betelgeuse, who was a ghost.
Then they met Starman.
He fought the radiation monster in Gotham, then he fought Blackhawk and Zatanna in Arizona.
They fought that during the "Mystery in Space" back in 1962.
The Green Lanterns attacked Metropolis, the Justice League of America attacked Los Angeles.
He faced the Anti - Martians, and Batman fought Dragon Man.
Batman went to fight the Insidious Six, the Black Beetle tried to attack, and a bounty hunter attempted to attack at the same time.
Dracula, the Tazmanian Devil, and his sidekick, Dexter, arrived.
Then another sidekick, Balthus Hellstrom showed up.
There were 6 villains there.
Dracula was the leader.
Doom was his other sidekick.
Vampirella fought and blinded Balthus Hellstrom, who then bled to death

Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist to his core

Donnely had false teeth and Barbara was dumb as a rock

Bobby's mom went crazy and wanted him to go to school

Sharon went to the mall and shopped like crazy

Marky went to the barber and got a shave

Mikey met these new friends and he danced all night

Roger made a rude comment about Pam

Sherry was getting herself some money and poof!

She was now rich

Steve was into the drugs and stuff

LaToya wanted to get into the music world

Donnie said he liked David Bowie

At the end of the show, all the headstones were pushed over and every single one was lit up in red, white, and blue lights. When the group got off the bus they had a party at the cemetery. They threw party hats and plastic wrist bands around and danced to the music they had taped. In the background of the photos are the names of each and every deceased relative of the group of friends.

When the photographer reached the end of the names of the dead, he looked down the line of gravestones and saw that all of the teens who died were buried on the other side.

http://i.gyazo.com/ea068c2460da68f87a0b5d3b3c4e480.png

Movie Lens Controversy

The screenwriter of "Goodfellas" was sued by a neighbor

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while defending their homeland. Some will die to liberate the land. Some will die to give the militants enough time to surrender. Some will also die for other reasons – one is fighting as a soldier for her country in the West African Republic or as a child soldier in Somalia. The deadly conflicts around the world call for the immediate deployment of specialized medical personnel, to attend the wounded

Poor Barbara

Betelgeuse was making fun of batman. Batman got angry and swiped at Betelgeuse who parried. Batman demanded to know why Betelgeuse was mocking him. Betelgeuse said that batman should keep his day job. Batman immediately retorted, that he didn't want to get batman involved in his day job. Betelgeuse stated that he was Batman and Batman said that he was Betelgeuse, and they continued to swing at each other. Everyone got really excited and started cheering. Batman started to get too involved, though, as he swung at Betelgeuse and then punched an innocent bystander. Betelgeuse stopped fighting Batman, picked up the innocent bystander and began to walk away, leaving Batman with a lump on his head. Betelgeuse began to leave, but then turned around, thinking that Batman was giving chase. Betelgeuse asked Batman what he wanted and Batman stated that he had no problem with him, but that it wasn't his fight. Batman said that he was leaving and turned around to leave, but then decided to make one last attempt at a fight. Batman leapt at Betelgeuse and they locked arms and swung at each other. Batman had gained the upper hand and knocked Betelgeuse to the ground. He prepared to punch him, but was stopped by Prof. Octopus who threw a grappling hook at Batman. The hook flew back at Betelgeuse, and he grabbed it and swung back. He sliced the gauntlet from Batman's right arm, leaving only his hand attached to Batman. Batman was powerless to resist and was about to be killed, but was saved by Superman who tackled Betelgeuse and knocked him out. Batman was completely stunned and asked Superman what the hell just happened.

Betelgeuse kicked Batman in the nuts. And then punched him in the face. The reader, however, was not alerted. Why should they be? Unless you really want to immerse yourself in the bracingly verbal stylings of The Authority's tentacled fist, that's your business. Which, again, is not how I see any superhero comic. What's in it for me? The guy who puts in the time and effort to parse even the most basic beats of a superhero comic

I’ve also been asking DALLE to make illustrations for battle juice but it’s not coming up with the Beetlejuice character for some reason. I guess it doesn’t know who beetle juices is

Have you tried Womba?

The problem was the movie is spelled Beetlejuice - har har har h
was using Betelgeuse

https://www.wombo.ai/

this?

Huh.
I didn't know it does lipsynch...
They also have another app that's like DallE...
Anyway, you got it sorted...

Musk, who recently told a room full of Tesla employees that "the entire internet will be free," is encouraging his followers to donate to his tunnel-digging venture, The Boring Company, to get a paywalled pass for video that he promised would be "all insane, certifiably insane video content.”

So, what's the status of this payment-for-content venture? "While it's not 100% confirmed, it looks like Paywalled video will indeed be coming soon to @twitter," wrote the company's director of media relations, Michael Sitrick, in an email on Wednesday.

An internal team has spent the past few weeks discussing the new product with engineers and others. “We are in very early stages of development, and we are working hard to develop a service that's really simple, fast, and great for what Twitter's for — the live-streaming of life's moments," Sitrick said. "We will let you know when we have more details."

Twitter, the 140-character messaging service that serves up an incredible amount of unbridled emotion, events and commentary, has for years been struggling to get people to pay for the privilege of tweeting.

Some have even taken to calling the service "the Social Network" because users sign up to see what friends are saying and then send them messages in return. In a 2005 analysis, Forrester Research found that only 3 percent of people had paid for their account, and among those who did, almost half ended up paying just once or twice.

A 2013 survey by eMarketer found that fewer than 1 percent of people had made a monthly subscription payment to Twitter. The same survey found that 5 percent had a paid-for Instagram account, which has grown faster than Twitter.

The company has experimented with a number of paid products, including "promoted tweets" that bring in revenue when users click on them.

The product Musk is talking about is said to be like Instagram. It would allow users to make a regular monthly payment that would get them a monthly badge and possibly a blue check mark next to their username so they could find conversations about their tweets in search.

But there are some significant differences. When you click on a paywalled video, users would not be able to see tweets on the stream in that area, according to people familiar with the product, even though it would be buried in the regular feed.

Twitter users who use the company's mobile app would also be unable to tweet on that platform. The tweets would have to come from a computer or another mobile device.

In the meantime, it's not clear when Musk's streaming video-only effort will launch. His social-media service, Tesla, is launching its first Model 3, the latest electric sedan that could revolutionize the auto industry, on Friday. It also wants to start charging for its Supercharger stations, which provide juice to its electric cars.

According to a recent tweet, Musk said he expected to reveal more details in a week or two.

CAPTION White House

OMG, while reading that I forgot what thread I was on and was like “I can’t tell if this is news, bad fake news, or satire.” But the basic premises seemed plausible, if weird. (Musk himself is weird and implausible)

I hate this timeline

I am the Antichrist
And I am an anarchist
And I am a satanist

And I am a seeker

And a realist

And I am a super hero

And a hero

And I am an 80's hairband lover

And I am a recovering politician

And I am a musician

And I am a virgin

And I am a health nut

And I am a liar

And I am a writer

And I am a human

And I am depressed

And I am not American

Maybe Telsa will now come with Twitter for navigation or something

"And I am a human

And I am depressed

And I am not American"

such poetry

make transformer writ lyrics then shove into melobytes

https://melobytes.com/en/app/melobytes

https://d2fmm4xlexpx3g.cloudfront.net/melobytes_com/melobytes/01a5cf0920df62df5e98f2f04818bf32400a7a0da8aac93530597070e9e27699/melobytes.mp3

"It is called sugar for many reasons. Sugar, or refined sugar, is very refined and tastes bitter. It is very easy to consume too much of refined sugar. It is called sugar for a reason. I don't make a big deal out of sugar. I'm not against it. But I don't eat a ton of sugar. I also have a personal belief that a poor diet is a poor diet. Just because I have a diet that has sugar in it doesn't mean I'm promoting sugar. The beauty of healthy eating is that you can actually get a lot of great benefits from it, even if you are eating a lot of sugar."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yXhXepKpw

https://dopeloop.ai/melody-generator

When you're sliding into first
And you feel something burst inside of you And you can't help but let out a loud yell.

"I fucking love this woman!"

"No, no, no," she says.

"Don't."

She's right.

Don't.

So you're tight and you're still trying to turn it

Sweat runnin' all over my chest (Chest)
I don't quit, no, I just press
Harder (Yeah) than I ever did before
Going for the dreams that I have in store
In my mind (Mind), and I know that I'm makin' it
I gotta get mine and nobody's takin' it away (Nah)
'Cause Hammer don't play that

And I can't be held down (No, I can't be held down)

I'm goin' hard, I'm grindin', I'm comin' for it

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it

Give me the life, get it, whatever it is

No one, don't hold it down (No, don't hold it down)

Don't you get any ideas (Get any ideas)

It's all on me now, I'm on the top of the world

And this is the last time I'll ever quit

And this is the last time I'll ever quit

It's my time to die, and I'm not gonna let that cow hold me back

And I'm not gonna let this chance go by me

I've been tryin', I've been tryin' my best

And all the other dogs gave up, so here I am

When you fight for what you want, it just might get you killed

Now I'm bout to make history, watch

I'm bout to make history, watch me now

I'm bout to make history, watch

It's my time to die, and I'm not gonna let that cow hold me back

Got up at 5am, had an amazing morning jog, said amazing morning mantras, shot off e-mails to advise everyone that I'm reading e-mails just between 2-3pm today to catch up e-mails, now getting some amazing #inspro while driving this amazing kale breakfast smoothie!! It's about motivation!! The motivation to write a children's book about elephants enjoying quinoa snacks!! Love it so much that I'm going to double down on putting leads in Salesforce this morning!! So motivating, amazing!! Not too late either to write that story!! This one post on Reddit shows that every time you tell yourself something is "urgent", you're setting yourself up for failure. The idea that we have to make everything right all the time is totally off-base. Life is not a scavenger hunt, and we have a finite amount of energy. These tricks are the wrong way to go. Also, if something is urgent, it's not necessarily not important enough to keep you up to date. It's possible that you can answer it as soon as you get around to it. That is, in fact, the sort of person who will not keep pushing a list of "urgent" tasks off indefinitely. On the other hand, if you keep putting off the "urgent" tasks, they're going to get more and more important over time. You can spend your time that you would have spent writing that story on things that are in fact more important. My meditation coach had a somewhat humorous take on this one: "If you have an urgent task, go do it. If you have a non-urgent task, go do that. If you have an important task, go do that. If you have an unimportant task, go do that. In the meantime, you can either meditate, make art, workout, go for a walk, call a friend, read, watch a movie, clean, meditate, exercise, do dishes, get the mail, do laundry, meditate." You don't have to put off your higher-level activities just because there's a low-level task to do.

Lol that's surprisingly lucid

"You don't have to put off your higher-level activities just because there's a low-level task to do."

haha

Transformer’s meditation coach sounds like my inner monologue: “Do everything at once! In the meantime, there are lots of other things you can do.”

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face (It's in my face)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

You're the worst, you're the worst

Festering thistle

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)

Everytime I look