Yikes! pic.twitter.com/KJUJ5ch6hC— Mukhtar (@The_onlyMukhtar) June 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 June 2022 08:32 (one year ago) link
look at how he’s moving his body, it’s like the ghost of the pharoahs is tickling his balls
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 June 2022 08:40 (one year ago) link
Arrests after Jubilee party descends into 20-person brawl https://t.co/o8fAPITPIy— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) June 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 June 2022 08:53 (one year ago) link
Well they would invite Harry and Meghan to the same party as Kate and Wills.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 6 June 2022 09:07 (one year ago) link
Monsters of Royal
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 June 2022 09:12 (one year ago) link
A walk around a couple of areas of Edinburgh yesterday revealed no bunting whatsoever, although apparently there's a big screen in Princes Street Gardens for royalists to view the festivities on while among their own kind.
There's some bunting on the Union Canal but it turns out it's just left over from its 200th anniversary a few weeks ago.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 June 2022 09:25 (one year ago) link
I did see a bit of bunting etc in a few Glasgow charity shops, but that was about it. No sign of a single street party.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 June 2022 09:34 (one year ago) link
I'm sure they had some out in Lanarkshire and Ayrshire.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 6 June 2022 09:41 (one year ago) link
copyright subsists in Del Boy as a literary work under English law
― woof, Thursday, 9 June 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRaaU9-Jg4
― Maresn3st, Friday, 10 June 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
the Binley Mega Chippy song has been stuck in my head all week
― boxedjoy, Friday, 10 June 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link
it seems a bit expensive for one lot of fish & chips, but then again he did get beans, curry sauce, gravy and mushy peas!
― calzino, Friday, 10 June 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
my local chippy is much cheaper and the proprietor, Paul is a certified master chef and was once presented with the Best Chips Award by Keith Chegwin (beating off some stiff competition no doubt) and he used to be the personal chef of Prince Andrew, but doesn't like to talk about it so much now!
― calzino, Friday, 10 June 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
the last time I went last month I got 1 fish & chips, 2 portions of chips (in much more generous proportions than seen in the vid), 2 large cups of curry sauce, 2 large cups of mushy peas and two portions of collops and I still had a fiver in my change from a 20 spot. I'd just simply refuse to pay London prices in Coventry!
― calzino, Friday, 10 June 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS93y0-YEhc
― Maresn3st, Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
Subtitles for the Scottish guy. Nice.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link
Let's hope Limmy never sees this.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
Rainy fascism island had a good run.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/wet-wipe-island-has-changed-course-of-thames-d2nqt9hwd
Andrew Gwynne, Labour MP for Denton and Reddish in Greater Manchester, said that wet wipe pollution was turning riverbanks into “a horrific scene from a Nightmare Before Christmas”, a reference to the Tim Burton’s dark fantasy film about a Halloween world populated by mummies, skeletons and monsters.
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 24 June 2022 09:29 (one year ago) link
My heads gone. The most British fella I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/daBLfxzaNC— Samuel Parry (@WelshSocialism) July 19, 2022
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
I love how he goes from aggressive threatening talk to clown totally shitting out
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 15:53 (one year ago) link
"Real" England
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 15:58 (one year ago) link
I think that probably is real, actually.
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
if it's fake then he is now my favourite actor
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
sometimes fake is realer than real
― calzino, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
I was with it up until the pratfall
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link
British heat wave. pic.twitter.com/672dk6azig— GRITCULT (@GRITCULT) July 18, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 20 July 2022 09:23 (one year ago) link
A worthwhile meander around the mumsnet forums tonight pic.twitter.com/ybZEPouk1c— Kate Hewson (@katejhewson) August 8, 2022
― calzino, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 07:56 (one year ago) link
i need to know how this story ends + pictures of nonplussed cats sitting at a little table with tiny dishes of shrew ice cream
― The real nazis are the friends we made along the way. (cat), Tuesday, 9 August 2022 08:47 (one year ago) link
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/reports-mans-hand-chopped-off-24715290
Someone has had their hand chopped off outside Deighton WMC over a £10 bag of weed. Not very amusing but I did have a grim chuckle to myself when I read it which is a bad not good thing to do. It always was a very bad vibes WMC with a killer Alsatian often left out on the flat roof (a bit of 70's/80's thing at various rough as fuck flat roof pubs) that used to snarl at schoolkids walking past on a morning, and the psycho-gammon landlord used to threaten to let it loose on them if they persisted in throwing stones at the poor beast. I grew up just around the corner and it's a classic heart-warming Real Deighton story that will no doubt have an even grimmer follow up.
“I have lived here for 20-odd years and there will be reprisals. I hear he has lost his hand over a £10 bag of weed. I was here the last time a lad had his arm nearly sliced off.”
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:08 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp8i50Fureo
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:14 (one year ago) link
lol whoops
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/280d54c0-77cb-458e-89ab-1a94b3e80c34#73aLMxn6.copy
most blood feuds do start over some trivial shit, but lord, a tenner bag of weed is a new low!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:19 (one year ago) link
i blame metric, it was better when they sold it in eighths
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:25 (one year ago) link
I haven't bought weed in years but it seems weed dealers have took a side in the imperial vs metric war, bloody melts!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:28 (one year ago) link
but when I did buy weed in the early 90's in the Sheepridge/Deighton area, interactions with dealers was always very cordial and relaxed, never felt in any peril or ever caught sight of a machete!
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:34 (one year ago) link
if a fvcked with screen names i'd definitely pinch "sugar-free traditional custard (albeit shrew-flavoured)"
― mark s, Saturday, 13 August 2022 10:50 (one year ago) link
was curious if people eat shrews and there is a US Catch and Cook a shrew guide on YT. But their shrews look much bigger.
― calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp8i50Fureo― seo layer (Noodle Vague), zaterdag 13 augustus 2022 12:14
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), zaterdag 13 augustus 2022 12:14
Real Mzansi
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:32 (one year ago) link
Torrential rain this afternoon after very hot weather the previous few days. I was on the bus home and there were a lot of drenched people. In front of me were two 14-15 year old lads who were skateboarders dressed in t-shirts and shorts. One of them said to the other "If I was wearing my waterproof jacket and trousers nothing would touch me except your mum."
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
Hedgehog accidentally donated to charity shop https://t.co/JQZCymZMfh— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) August 23, 2022
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 24 August 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link
i've always wanted to take a roadkill one on a shovel, drop it off at a hedgehog hospital and tell them to sort that fucker out
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Well, there it is. The picture that will go around the world. pic.twitter.com/Ysdqu6Mq9j— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) September 6, 2022
― koogs, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcECdnoXoAAQO4z?format=png
― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:53 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure I saw that in the Jorvik museum in York
― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
things getting way too real very soon
― Left, Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
you're the one that just posted that picture of the Queen ffs
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:59 (one year ago) link
Perfection is everything
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 11 September 2022 08:23 (one year ago) link
A little outside of the thread's charter, but still:
I put crisps in between buttered bread, and yet you say I am not part of this culture?I shout "weyyyy" when someone smashes a glass in a pub, and still I am not part of your culture?WHEN YOU SAY AUTOGLASS REPAIR, I SAY AUTOGLASS REPLACE, BUT I AM NOT OF THIS CULTURE??? https://t.co/cU60a7pH71— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) September 12, 2022
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
BBC1's prime time show this evening is a single 90 minute shot of a van driving down a road in the drizzle.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link