Elon Musk

Skip ahead to 6 minutes and you can see how that would have played out in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYMYPTNV8A

holy shit this is comedy that could not be more narrowcast directly at me, thank you

Asimov would be too busy picking apart the atrocities in the Foundation adaptation

lmao that is so good

I love Asimov but I'll bet he'd be the most annoying man on centenarian Twitter if he were alive today

This is absolutely true.

After reading Alec Nevala-Lee's Astounding I'd be happy if Asimov just stayed dead and buried.

Elon Musk’s father, Errol, says that Elon had to be hospitalized after he mocked the suicide of a schoolmate’s father and he pushed Musk down a flight of stairs pic.twitter.com/GCae5JlPj3

— Michael Ballaban (@Ballaban) June 4, 2022

Awesome writing — I thought Elon’s dad pushed him down the stairs

We should all get to push him down the stairs.

hush! hush! whisper who dares!
elon musk has just fallen downstairs

Self-pushing stairs should be with us in a couple of months

lol, as expected

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_sc13da.htm

Letter here https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001418091/000110465922068347/tm2217761d1_ex99-o.htm

this guy i swear

Alex Spiro! A Boston sports legend. Defended both Aaron Hernandez and Robert Kraft!

i'm very glad I'm not an employee of twitter, this shit must be excruciating

dude is turning into a fine Trump-ian businessman

This is just the billionare equivalent of drunk-buying (or in Elon's case, on a coke binge) something online and regretting it.

he's just playing the (E)long game

As noted in our previous correspondence, Mr. Musk will of course comply with the restrictions provided under Section 6.4, including by ensuring that anyone reviewing the data is bound by a non-disclosure agreement....

narrator: no he won't

It's going to turn out that the kid of pushed Musk down the stairs was actually a time traveler from the future

it was older Elon Musk

his son with grimes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cable_%28Nathan_Summers%29.png

The Tesla CEO now believes Twitter is "transparently refusing to comply" with the terms they agreed to, "which is causing further suspicion that the company is withholding the requested data due to concern for what Mr. Musk's own analysis of that data will uncover."

The move adds to speculation that Musk is trying to wriggle free of the agreement, which comes with a $1 billion breakup fee, though his past tweets suggest he may try to get around that cost.

I didn't order anchovies, no way I'm paying for this pie

(after eating the pie)

Today I’m investigating Twitter for potentially misleading Texans on the number of its “bot” users. I have a duty to protect Texans if Twitter is misrepresenting how many accounts are fake to drive up their revenue.https://t.co/OZbwdV3pnY

— Texas Attorney General (@TXAG) June 6, 2022

lmao

it's like an AI bot wrote it

The lawyers are happy.

the state of texas enabling elon is funny, to me

Texas will do anything for their newest Texan

i thought they were in favor of letting social media platform users post whatever they want at all times

"I have a duty to protect Texans" seems especially specious at this particular juncture

These people are not bots. They just all live in their parent's basement. Their parent is named The Alamo.

https://media2.sacurrent.com/sacurrent/imager/jan-hooks-helped-us-remember-the-alamo/u/original/2326934/peeweesbigadven-132pyxurzjpg

pic.twitter.com/wmhUErnqaG

— Crazy Frog (@TrueCrazyFrog) June 6, 2022

possibly the wildest tweet i've ever seen

Good pod discussion on why tech media outlets can’t change how they boost psychopaths

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1004689/10722966-tech-media-needs-to-do-better-on-crypto-and-elon-musk-w-ed-zitron

Does Elon know who Baudrillard is?

I'd like to see ol' lonny musk wriggle his way out of *this* jam

this thing looks like total shit

Some more beautiful photos of the Cybertruck from yesterday. @elonmusk

Photos shared by Nattanan here: https://t.co/FLuSILXQ7R pic.twitter.com/mOiBnxYR01

— Sawyer Merritt 📈🚀 (@SawyerMerritt) June 7, 2022

look at the warping in the side panels and the absolutely shitty join at the front end

happy meal toy

Design cues from the Damnation Alley vehicle.

why it have no headlights

they should google "how to make cars"

people used to laugh at the Pontiac Aztek, who's laughing now

First comment: "Thing looks like a curbside fridge with a “FREE” sign taped to it."

Or a pile of leftover ducting from an A/C installation.

I want to see it standing upright

https://www.simplyeighties.com/resources/Transformers%20Motomaster%20Stunticon.JPG.opt200x327o0%2C0s200x327.JPG

He just keeps winning and getting more money you guys are just envious of his genius. Look at that truck LOOK AT IT!