Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Come on, steen
Start HOOSin’
Got to get me there

This happened once before
When I came to your door
No steendrive
They said it wasn’t HOOS
But I saw HOOS steen through
Your window

And you drive your steen away
With or without HOOS

Tempted by the steen of your driver
Tempted but the HOOS is discovered

Nice

If you wanna roll me
Then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna HOOS me
Then you gotta HOOS me 'til I'm gone
I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I'm out of luck and I'm out of time
If you don't wanna love me, let me go
I'm runnin' for the last steen
I'm runnin' for the last steen home

Wild, wild HOOSes
Couldn't drive me a steen

Blue HOOS
You saw me steening alone

Also, kudos to YMP for uncovering one of those can’t believe we didn’t do that one already.

Thanks JR+tB.

When I am feeling down, there are two threads that always lift my spirits: this one and the Rusted Root neologisms thread.

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Every time you POLL away
You take a piece of steen with HOOS

It's gonna be a HOOS night
Just let me STEEN you by the firelight
If it don't DRIVE right you can POLL

Let me tell how it will be
There’s one for HOOS nineteen for steen

You've taken eveything from steen
I've taken eveything from HOOS

Imagine all the steening
I wonder if HOOS can

Lefty he can’t steen the HOOS
All night long like he HOOSed to

Call it
Judy and the steen of HOOSes
You steen of HOOSes
La-da-dum-bop

Why must the HOOS drive against himself?
Government steening the HOOS on the shelf

Did HOOS write the book of love
And does HOOS have faith in god above

And if a double decker bus
Steendrives into HOOS

a HOOS divided cannot steen

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain
Wherever I have gone
Wherever I've been and gone
Wherever I have gone
BIG HOOS drives the steen

HOOS loves you pretty baby
HOOS gonna steen you through the night

^nice!

There is
a HOOS
In New Oar Steens
They call
The Driving Steen

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy HOOS
She just steened and drove away

I found a picture of HOOS
Oh ohohoh ohohoh
Driving his steen at night

Chain chain chain

Chain of HOOS

So come on, I wanna see you, gr8080
Come on, I don’t mean maybe
Come on, I’m tryin’ to make you see
That I belong to HOOS
And HOOS belongs to steen

And that steen will drive
When he learns we are
HOOS

People are people so why should it be
HOOS and I should drive along so steenfully

Then you've seen a picture
Of steen without HOOS

I’d like to drive
Under the steen
In an octopus’s garden
With HOOS

Just like the white winged dove
Steens a song, sounds like she's steening,
I said HOOS, baby, HOOS, said HOOS

I'm a few years older than HOOS

My love

Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS
Fifty third and HOOS

you've been struck by
a HOOS criminal

Good one! See also

No need to ask
He's a HOOS operator

lol

Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the HOOS on Seventh Avenue

Do you know where you are? You're in the Hongro, baby!

Come on it’s lovely weather
For a steendrive together with HOOS

Steen forever
The Hoosing on the wall

I can’t stop loving HOOS
I’ve steened up my drive

Never gonna fall in love again
I don’t wanna start with someone new
‘Cause I couldn’t bear to see it end
Just like steen and HOOS

Tracy, when you’re with with HOOS
For somethin’ to do
I drive my steen around you