Elon Musk

what none of you know is that there is this one really rich guy who has been waiting for his moment

its me i sold magic beans to jeff bezos

...but who is the wealthiest man in the metaverse ?

I'm talkin with the man in the meta
I'm asking him to change his ways

lol

Elon Musk on remote work

May 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h

— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022

When was the last time Tesla shipped a great new product?

I mean, I like Tesla! But -- they came up with a thing a while ago, they've been doing the thing. I guess maybe there's going to be a truck but it keeps getting delayed?

theres not going to be a truck, at least not that "cyber" truck

wonder if tesla had an intervention to convince him no one wants his weird childs drawing truck

Must make exciting products to cover my overpay

Hey, i liked cyber truk

But only because it didn’t look like a vehicle.

In retrospect that was one of my least popular opinions, haha

more of a folk art vibe

i liked it because it looks like something you would drive in a dystopia

was certain this bump would be about this absolute asshole shitting on marginalized people again

pic.twitter.com/G83vCrHHJf

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 31, 2022

I don't even get what that means

(yes, there is an argument about the fake facade of big corporations changing their social media avatars for one month but otherwise not giving a shit about marginalized people, but this fuckin' guy has not earned my belief that this is what he's trying to say with this shitposting)

xp Is it an angry white man about to be pummelled by a sandstorm of pride-endorsing corporations, or is the sandstorm sweeping away the pride-endorsing corporations?

and why is there only half a white man?

it's pretty clear at this point that shitting on marginalized people is this asshole's main deal

idk id say its more of a side hustle

need to check where that friend of mine who was working at tesla (thought he still was?!) is at, because as far as I know, he was cleared for 100% remote work a couple months back. maybe elon's just... making shit up?

xp could go either way I think

Elon Musk on remote work

“omg the future is going to be sooo sick *squeeee*”

-musk stans, probably

I really wish this guy would just die in one of his fucking rockets already

need to check where that friend of mine who was working at tesla (thought he still was?!) is at, because as far as I know, he was cleared for 100% remote work a couple months back. maybe elon's just... making shit up?

people are freaking out on blind fwiw

lol

🐦[Elon Musk on remote work

May 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h🕸
— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022🕸]🐦

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

I'm also just going to say: fuck Teslas.

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

meta mandated a return to work a month or two back and ... nobody came in. i am like the only person on my floor. it's spooky but super productive!

lmao

yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are

I still think this might largely be the case, but it seems less so with each passing month. I keep hearing from friends that their wfh/remote options are either being rescinded entirely or severely reduced. In lots of markets it seems like the landlords and business park owners are whining about lost income in the right ears or something.

I have a buddy that works for Apple and he reports that their mandated return to work is really, really unpopular

And they're losing prospective staff to companies that are more flexible

theyre def trying i just think mid-long term that offering wfh will be such an advantage that eventually everyone will get on board, not to mention that theyll save on office space, rn theyre all locked in to leases but eventually thatll play out, who knows maybe some of that office space can be converted to housing

maybe we can all move into apples zillion dollar new headquarters

lmao @ "Tesla's success is due to me sleeping on the floor" in the wake of all these "Elon was a shitty programmer and everything he did had to be redone" stories

He didn't make any coding mistakes when he was sleeping, though.

i didnt know he even claimed to be a programmer thought it was more mechanical engineer, just saw a guy on twitter say elon asked him how to run a python script lol which i mean he couldve easily googled it

i think his BS degree isn't doesn't stand for Bachelor's in Science

huh just physics and economics i guess

Two years later, he transferred to the University of Pennsylvania, where he graduated in 1997 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in physics and a Bachelor of Science degree in economics from the Wharton School.

Elon Musk: Sleep that’s where I’m a programmer.

meaning he is a robot who nightly executes a script to set himself to low power mode

yeah idk why people represent him as an engineer or having present-day programming knowledge, he was in the web 1.0 years with a group making online yellow pages type of crap and selling those off for a couple years before starting one of the paypal predecessors, and by that point he was already the financial backer

https://t.co/EHkHs1U75X pic.twitter.com/GMt2XYBt6s

— Elvis The Alien (@ElvisTheAlienTV) May 31, 2022

I imagine that there are some percentage of competent, rational people in positions of authority at Tesla, and they are doing their damnedest to run things normally despite having a despotic CEO operating by whim. I see the WFH thing same as the Pride thing, you maintain sane policies and just sort of cross your fingers and hope he moves on to another shiny object before he actually take any actions behind his pronouncements and tweets. All that being said, the cultishness and sketchiness of Tesla probably mean that the ratio of competence and rationality is lower than in other comparable companies.

isn't this the guy who wants to work remotely from mars

two weeks

Musks are the reason oligarchs need a Putin. Don’t worry, we’re making one now, but he is still currently a low-level (fascist) bureaucrat/officer right now.

For all of Trump’s bullshit, he cannot Putin, he’s yeltsin and will need an out/rescue.

dud

self parody

Elon Musk says the humanoid robot known as Optimus or Tesla Bot may be up and running within months https://t.co/HLBhM5bxtz

— Bloomberg (@business) June 3, 2022

ELIMINATES DANGEROUS, REPETITIVE, BORING TASKSHUMANS