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― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
anyway it does look like kind of a dope house, i want a shaded plaza, mirror art and a commuter bike
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
Just out of frame is a giant bust of Mr. Beast with his mouth open.
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
> but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zprVQusb2o
― koogs, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hpFGYNf.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EuhQ3aS.png
https://i.imgur.com/pUdhYLC.png
https://i.imgur.com/qft73u0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/n6gWinl.png
https://i.imgur.com/DWAxgwo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/e2H24bI.png
https://i.imgur.com/B4YIaKC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UzKT3Xt.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
mmmm sugar-coated shit
― na (NA), Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/6jvpqn.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
I'm not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat.I'm not a swimming pool, I have no filter.I'm not the DEA, my opinions are blunt.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
Love too make personality flaws my brand
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarshit_Sharp?wprov=sfti1
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
look i don't poop m&msI don't sugar coat shitso this thing will kill youbecause I'm a bad doctor
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
Just want to point out that I made that shirt I posted, I'd consider making it for real if that "mouth is not a bakery" quote was more popular... at least I'd never heard of it before, what a clunky thing to say...
Is it a thing?
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
Just say "I am not a bakery". Why emphasize the mouth? Obviously your opinions come out of it, yes but goes without saying (with your mouth, in case that wasn't clear).
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link
evan please put that on redbubble
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
In every mouth there's a bakeryAnd every sugarcoatTakes me further from heaven
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0o9cJQr.jpg
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
I've taken this far enough topic, but those cutsey little - memes, folksy sayin's, quaint turns of phrase - whatever you want to call them... where it's just
Obvious set up for jokeThe "joke"another fiveor six linesabout how muchthe first two linescan describe you in real life
are so asinine and yet, apparently they're selling off the shelves like funnel cakes!
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link
I'm not a "clown torturer"Because I don't "suffer fools"Please respect my spaceAs I try to do my jobAnd Make a living To supportMy family
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
lmfao
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link
Nothing matches your search for "Clown Torturer T-Shirts".Don't give up! Check your spelling, clear some filters or try something new.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link
Is that advice for me, or a new placard?
― pplains, Friday, 17 June 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link
maybe a fortune cookie
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:07 (one year ago) link
I'm not a pair of slippers
I won't comfort you
I'm more like an avant-garde atonal composer
I won't provide you with resolution
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 June 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link
I'm not a toilet
You can't flush me
I'm the paper
I'll clean up your mess
And leave a light coating of fiber dust all over your bathroom floor
― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Friday, 17 June 2022 12:10 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/vEM6N5d.jpgNot a listing but wtfhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CeuZfL8u-8e/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
― calstars, Saturday, 18 June 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
Cursed architecture
― calstars, Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
Industrial architecture! I'm thinking grain elevator or cotton mill or something like that. The gable-roofed volumes do read as "house" (or "church" looking at the main, basilica-like volume)... but I suspect they're all the way they are for essentially functional reasons. The resulting composition is obviously fabulous though, with the 'houses' telescoping out of each other.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
what is cursed about this functional structure
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
yes it is like the elevators at the quarry i grew up near
obv not "afraid" of these types of buildings but they always give me visions of falling out of that chute. just like i am afraid of grain bins but never have been inside or near one. i mean imagine drowning in corn. ugh.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 June 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, June 18, 2022 4:09 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
lots of these types of buildings around here but for coal, not grain. they're huge. definitely nightmarish.
i grew up near a big steel mill and those structures were also huge and evil-looking.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:23 (one year ago) link
the steel mill was torn down 15 years ago to be redeveloped into single family real estate.
there's a certain way the mormon realtors around here say "home" - always "home", never "house" - where the 'oh' and the 'm' combine to have this sedative, cocoon-like effect, it's pretty remarkable.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
this has actually made me think more about the building because you always drive by them not thinking about the design. of course a lot of them are a simpler metal structure but the house glued to another house glued to a church is pretty interesting. still the ladder and chute gives me "you can die on the job" vibes and i shudder.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Sunday, 19 June 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link
Love that photo, looks like a Charles Demuth painting.
― Cabernet Frank (PBKR), Sunday, 19 June 2022 01:59 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 19 June 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link
_These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird_I love it when Ilx gets didactic
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 June 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link
“I will post a common building type in an unrelated thread and call it cursed” bro lay off the weed
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 June 2022 11:09 (one year ago) link
__These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird_I love it when Ilx gets didactic_Eh, I already know yr a miserable asshole, no need to show me again.
― calstars, Saturday, 25 June 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
no one is being didactic you're being a cloistered weirdo
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link
Can we get this thread back on track, already.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 16 July 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/R42u1pk.png
https://i.imgur.com/5Tg8IE4.png
*Turns straight back around*
*Heads to City Hall Building Permits office*
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link
"Hey, can you help me move an end table upstairs this weekend?"
"An end table? Yeah, sure? How hard can that be?"
https://i.imgur.com/aMTJDB9.png
https://i.imgur.com/HD0NcFe.png
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 13:54 (one year ago) link
1) thank you for rescuing this thread2) lol at pulling down the attic ladder, sprucing it up, and calling it a reno!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 18 July 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link
The, um, "balustrade" is what identifies this as a project of dedication.
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link
Not sure where this goes, I rmember having a conversation with sone of you about this subject:
https://www.washingtonian.com/2022/07/28/should-dcs-empty-office-buildings-get-turned-into-apartments
― Take Me Down to the Pentagon City... (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 29 July 2022 15:55 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/PrlxpAV.png
― pplains, Monday, 1 August 2022 13:48 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wFO6naI.png
― pplains, Monday, 1 August 2022 13:49 (one year ago) link