My dick gets up in the morning My dick is moving round the place
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 07:26 (one year ago) link
i legit think about this album every day
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link
"From Peru to CebuHear the power of my dick"
My Dick makes me cry, every time.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link
"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link
my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dimemy dick can't buy a Job
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link
I am inspired to do / put together a response album called "Your Dick" ... as I do not have a dick, but I have experience with dicks
― you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link
i had recorded an Iron Maiden-y inspired take on "Our God is an Awesome God" rebranded "My Cock is an Awesome Cock" many years ago. should have recorded another 9 dick worship songs
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
^^ yep
― you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 23:03 (one year ago) link
Spotted this on a metal blog today:
DragonCumGood To The Last DropCountry: United StatesGenre: Power Metal
Tracklist:01. Say Our Band Name (03:22)02. Good To The Last Drop (04:49)03. Slut Of Darkness (03:39)04. Feed My Meat (03:47)05. Castration Of The Dragon Nation (04:16)06. Pull Down My Pants And You'll Get A Big Surprise (05:19)07. Friends With Benefits (03:51)08. Respect My Boundaries (06:01)09. Savage Thrust (04:11)10. The Final Cumming (09:14)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 26 May 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link
Steel Panther decided to go epic
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 May 2022 02:11 (one year ago) link
huge lol at “Respect My Boundaries”
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2022 12:28 (one year ago) link
Lmao at Say Our Band Name
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 May 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link
Spunk rock!
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 May 2022 13:45 (one year ago) link
It's a massive production
― Mark G, Friday, 27 May 2022 11:28 (one year ago) link
This record will be ten years old in December. It remains a timeless masterpiece.
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
And it's still pay-what-you-want in Bandcamp.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:10 (one year ago) link
my dick, my dick in my pocket, that's my dick now
― sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
otm
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:24 (one year ago) link
on the other hand:
my dick passed a law in '64to give my dick just a little more
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link
I am re-reading this thread and laughing so hard I am crying, good times
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
we will all remember where we were when we heard My Dick
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:37 (one year ago) link
Baker Dick
― ciderpress, Thursday, 6 October 2022 04:03 (one year ago) link
Hello My Dick my old friend
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2022 04:10 (one year ago) link
I still think of “we can sail we can sail on my dick it’s pretty good” almost every day
― broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 October 2022 10:58 (one year ago) link
Tags on Bandcamp: soundtrack dada deconstructivism popart Macedonia
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 6 October 2022 13:10 (one year ago) link
prior to this post the word "dick" appeared in this thread 392 times
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 13:55 (one year ago) link
Re-listening to this, I was really appreciating the dedication to the concept - in each song, he really goes out of his way to insert "my dick" into as many lyrics as possible. E.g. he could just sing "Would my dick be the same, if you saw it in heaven," but instead he sings "Would my dick be the same, if you saw my dick in heaven." That's craft.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link
I check my dick in the mirrorwant to change my dick my dick my dick
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
I had “Anne Frank’s Arms” going through my head all day.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 23:06 (one year ago) link
bc of posting a link at nobody says hardon anymore I just realized that My Dick turned 10 years old last month
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link
― ciderpress, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:16 (one year ago) link
I am laughing all over again
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 05:13 (one year ago) link
Only 14 more years until My Dick is eligible for the rock Hall of Fame. Not to early to start campaigning.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:57 (one year ago) link
c'mon baby my dicks on me
― Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 18 March 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link
the way he leans into the word "barley" in Fields of Dick just kills me
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 March 2023 14:32 (one year ago) link
the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link
yeah it's the lyrical variations (so to speak) that really make this perfect
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
e.g.
dick my dickdick my dickdick my dick
my dick mymy dick mymy dick my
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link
Harden my dick funny not just because of how perfectly the substitution works, but for vocalist goofily straining wildly to get the high notes instead of cheating. Respect
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2023 17:13 (one year ago) link
Let's all meet up in my dick 2000Won't it be strange when my dick's fully grown?Be there at the dick by the fountain down the roadI never knew that you'd get my dickI would be living down here on my ownOn that damp and lonely my dick years ago
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:48 (one year ago) link
You were working as a my dick in a my dick barWhen I met youI picked my dick, I shook my dickAnd turned you aroundTurned you into my dick newNow five years later on you've got my dick at your feetSuccess has been so easy for youBut don't forget it's my dick who put you where you are nowAnd I can put my dick back down too.
Don't. Don't you want my dick?You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't my dick Don't. Don't you want my dick?You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't my dick
It's much too late to findWhen you think you've changed your mindYou'd better change my dick or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, my dick?Don't you want me? Oh!Don't you want me, my dick?Don't you want me? Oh!
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link
― ciderpress, Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link
separate poll needed for the songs nominated in "My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper"
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link
My dick's in the basementMixing up my dick againI’m on the pavementThinking bout my dick again
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 19:54 (one year ago) link
sorry - Subterranean Homedick Blues
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 19:56 (one year ago) link
All in all, you're just a nother dick in the wall
Ain't That a Dick in the Head
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link
just realized that Jolene can = My Dick
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'he's talking to God here
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 March 2023 22:33 (one year ago) link
It's the way you love meIt's a feeling like thisIt's centrifugal motionIt's perpetual blissIt's that pivotal momentIt's oh subliminalMy dick, my dick, it's criminalMy dick, my dick
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 05:57 (one year ago) link