The Jordan Peterson Thread

i knew you were making a joke, i was just doing that thing where i wheel out my one specialist topic = far left british political sects

bcz eventually i get to talk abt posadists and their position on aliens

see, again, i didn't know posadism was niche! i know it as being highly memetic, having inspired for instance the video game "they came from a communist planet". a friend of mine has a t-shirt with the slogan "uphold hoxhaist-posadist thought". communism is really big with The Kids these days, and posadism is definitely one of the most meme-friendly varieties of communism. fuck, it's 2022, literal communist aliens showing up tomorrow seems about as likely as anything else in this goddamn world at this point. if we can have, say, someone like jordan peterson taken seriously, why the fuck not? skip school, take hormones, kill god.

it's niche in "far left british political sects" terms (you'll see them on the big march but there's only three of them)

I clicked on this thread with morbid curiousity and a measure of resentment at Jordan Peterson's continued existence but having just read an explanation about "trot" and its origins, a quote about grandma's bush, references to Chuck Tingle, an extremely otm post from hardcore dilettante, I'm feeling very grateful at the moment, thank you thread

My partner and I always love making fun of Hoxhaists. “What are you going to do, build little huts all over the countryside?”

root out the hoxhaist-petersonist tendency

Somewhat outdated as it is, it's occasionally still wheeled out by right wing wankers in the UK.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTV4fmTXwAAkPGG?format=jpg

"train union trots" sounds like a case of diarrhea caused by gorging on too much stalisist confectionary...

chuck tingle is definitely using “trot” as a “the way I walk” turn of phrase or talking about being a cowboy on a horse, buckaroos

that said, I still giggle about tuning into one of those political debate shows circa the early 00s and hearing pat buchanan unironically say “the reds, the greens, and the trots..”

my mom used to refer to diarrhea as "the trots"

personally, i am amused by the grandma's pubes dream, i don't care whose dream it is. sharing that dream with the world is folly for anyone.

I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream I wanted to sleep next to plastic

Last night I saw
My maternal grandma's pubes
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

jbp irl

pic.twitter.com/JSurX5p9fe

— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) February 16, 2015

the grandma pubes dream read aloud by JP is pretty funny

That Viz always used to weird me out cuz why does Ma look so diabolically evil?

I guess she would with a kid like Rude Kid.

she just winding him up to let him go

currently has a transphobic outrage video with cuts after every sentence.

meanwhile everyone in breadtube decided to do a massive manosphere/peterson takedown last week. great organizing, guys. munecat had the most entertaining video; unlearning economics had the best deep dive.

Jordan Peterson, tearing up: "And it turned out bofa wasn't a word at all, just a duplicitous pretext to say 'bofa deez nuts.' We are teaching today's young men to deliberately lie about bofa."

Joe Rogan: "That's crazy."

— Peptostate (@PeptoState) July 1, 2022

JORDAN PETERSON (crying on YouTube about “Strutter” by KISS): She takes him down… [sobbing] and drives him wild

— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) July 2, 2022

So the video is apparently JP saying that he would rather die than agree to take down his wildly offensive transphobic tweet about Eliot Page, in case anyone's keeping a list of the ridiculous things this laughable shit has come out with. Aren't his followers getting a bit tired of this now? Yeah guess not.

He can die.

the friend I had to lose touch w/ cos he was posting Candace Owens videos apparently has moved on to JP as his new idol.

Wait, you mean Bophides wasn’t a Greek philosopher?

Lol

genuinely hilarious stuff, taken from twitter so that I don't wreck my/your YouTube recommendations

Jordan Peterson posting his Ls pic.twitter.com/GEqK2gHVjU

— KnowNothing (@KnowNothingTV) July 1, 2022

my poor brain cannot process that this is not a comedy character

he's so mad pic.twitter.com/PvJvRDMjuQ

— KnowNothing (@KnowNothingTV) July 1, 2022

https://imgur.com/a/ymVDWuo.jpg

I don't know much about this guy, but he sounds like a Mike Lindell level lunatic. And clearly the sort of weirdo who would record his own hostage video.

You DAMNABLE BLOODY SONS OF BITCHES

record his own hostage vid then get immediately kidnapped by his own daughter for the purposes of (yet more) horrific socio-chemical experiment

and yet he isn't even the most absurd figure in the IDW pantheon lol

Still not convinced this isn’t a very good impersonator, for how can someone so successfully clown themselves

really hate that I know this person even exists. what an embarrassing stupid world.

Oops this was that broken link I posted upthread.

https://i.imgur.com/oLuq9kp.jpg

This is the last straw. LGBT is an initialism, not an acronym, Dr. Peterson. I am DONE with you.

This would be sort of entertaining if one knew that this _______ was not influencing anyone's thoughts. But the idea that he has any devotees at all is so disheartening.

I’d rather he died than delete his tweet, too. I’d rather he died than most things.

I just have such contempt for anyone who could look at Peterson and not see an abject failure of a human being, failing deeper and deeper and ever turning to hate rather than introspection in the face of such abject failure.

Sigh, oh for the days where we were just eyerolling at David Avocado Wolfe

There’s a name you don’t hear much anymore! tbf I reckon there’s like a 99% chance Wolfe is full nazi now (and 1000% he’s an antivaxxer that’s not even a question)

Luckily I can't be bothered to go thru the thread to find the ILX rube who stood up for this monster

xp had a look at his twitter, yes borderline nazi plus bonus pro-guns and pro-russia, guess these things all come together as a bundle these days

It's weird how a bunch of people decided to embody the old "scratch a hippy, find a nazi" trope

lol yep educated guess on my part there, it’s always a reasonable assumption with these ppl

Old news tbh, I'm more impressed by the nazis I've found scratching punks and 90's alterna types recently.

Oh god yeah but I'd argue a lot of those dicks are hippy adjacent

the one solitary person on this thread who respectfully defended JP is a 90's alterna type poster.

After making that professionally produced video about how he would rather die than delete the tweet, it seems that he has now, without comment, deleted the tweet. sorry I know this will be a disappointment to many of us.

Maybe he's dead?

not getting my hopes up again

Whatever happened to those assistants who were supposed to be resetting all his passwords so he couldn’t get on social media? Total failures.

They changed the password for everything to "jordanpetersonisafuckingidiot" not reckoning with the idea that he'd type that himself, in a fit of beef-induced delirium and self-loathing, and be able to get online once again...