The Jordan Peterson Thread

I think people on twitter are just reacting negatively to the grandma pube brushing dream because it's Jordan Peterson, if you told them that David Lynch had written the quote they'd probably think it was cool

Using farther there is classic dumb guy’s smart guy hypercorrection

I think people on twitter are just reacting negatively to the grandma pube brushing dream because it's Jordan Peterson, if you told them that David Lynch had written the quote they'd probably think it was cool

"but they keep saying it because they are pouring this 'centrist podcast' ooze into their brains every morning. anyway, this is all to say that chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE and i invite you to try this and see how it works:"

wait chuck tingle is a trot? chuck my man don't go there, trots are assholes

also thank you hardcore dilettante, first off because i can't spell "dilettante" unless i literally see the word in front of me and second off because i do regularly have experiences just as weird if not weirder than jordan peterson's

nobody better dare fucking call me "david lynch" though

I don’t want to be called that either.

I dunno, I think it humanizes him to an extent.

np: bill "jordan" withers "peterson", "grandma's bush"

(xp) I think most people are aware he's human, there's a shitload of flaws on constant display.

he seems like he's mid-breakdown literally every time i encounter him

i mean online, i haven't yet spotted him the the cornershop

xp I may have overstated the case.

"wait chuck tingle is a trot? chuck my man don't go there, trots are assholes"

i don't understand a word of this. what does this mean? trotskyite?

"chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE " that doesn't seem to make any sense either.

fuck the internet and it's slang

np: bill "jordan" withers "peterson", "grandma's bush"

― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Saturday, May 21, 2022 7:47 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

went back in time and sb'd u 4 this

xp
"trot" is certainly a pre-internet term, it was being used at least as far back as the 60's. Yeah trotskyite or generally just a derogatory term for a lefty shithead!

I'm assuming it's UK slang though?

what are the differences between trots and tankies? people I know who call themselves trots seem better than people I know who self-describe as "tankies"

i dont think this is what chuck means by trot

"trotskyite" was a stalinist term of abuse, basically a inter-sectarian slur -- less abusive is "trotskyist" if you prefer to be more diplomatically neutral (you won't start a fight but you may snag yrself a lecture lol) (the lecture i snagged informed me that the sect in question actually considered themselves LENINISTS)

I can remember at some point in the early 80's seeing someone selling the SWP paper outside the bus station + someone yelling "fuck off trot" at them. And thinking: are trots scruffy fuckers in green parkas that sell newspapers.

and the answer was yes

third-camp trots argued that the soviet union was no longer the cradle of communist advance, and declined to support washington OR moscow

orthdox trots argued that the soviet union (as a degenerated workers' state) deserved highly qualified or critical support, presumably to allow it "regenerate"

tankies gave the ussr uncritical support (viz when sending tanks into hungary)

(there are other ideological differences but this is the context in which the distinction is considered important)

I always liked the sound of the "Trotskyite-Zinovievite Terrorist Center" even though it was a Stalin confection for the show-trials.

xp thanks, much clearer now, this is a little different from the prism I was seeing it through (support for PRC govt from tankie friend) but it turns out that's almost a perfect parallel (except for how nakedly capitalist the PRC is)

there is little love lost between orthodox trots and thid camp trots; they sling the adjectival element at one another as a dismissive insult.

afaicr neither type has ever held significant power anywhere larger than maybe a city council here and there, certainly there's been no trot governments

Chuck tingle just has his own weird little language tics, they’re not intended as political references. It’s not really internet slang either, just part of the whole Chuck Tingle thing.

the third-campist who steered me thru most of the above broke with his trot (or "leninist") party with to form a kind of situationist-surrealist duo with a colleague, challenging literally every other political formation (he was very anti-stalinist and considered maoism to be straight up fascism).

the last time i asked a mutual pal abt the duo she told me they had angrily broken with one another and we both laughed and then sighed…

...enjoying the thought of show-trial jurists on break, munching Stalinist confectionary....

Chuck tingle just has his own weird little language tics, they’re not intended as political references. It’s not really internet slang either, just part of the whole Chuck Tingle thing.

Exactly. It's more of an absurdist cowboy thing, like the way he refers to himself and others as "buckaroos."

https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/trotsky-chip-cookie-20090430-234848.jpg

xp

"Judean Peoples Front! Cawk."

"Wankers."

I assumed he meant 'trot' as in dance move, i.e. synonym for 'move' or 'manoeuvre'?

cringemongers like Musk and Peterson being defacto ‘thought’ leaders for current non-boomer conservatism is kinda funny to me

Chuck Tingle uses "trot" to mean "way of being," it has nothing to do with Trotsky.

Yeah he’s been at this for like two decades iirc he’s always talked this way

Yeah, it's obviously some gay unicorn shit.

i'm really sorry, i was doing that thing again where i make a bad pun based on some archaic bit of slang that, since i'm old, i believe to be in current usage (also it's uk slang ??? apparently ??? most of the uk slang i know i picked up from, uh, ilx, but who even knows anymore how "trot" found its way into my vocabulary). i don't actually think chuck tingle is one of those dudes who is like "nah man you wanna know who really had it right in the soviet union it's TROTSKY" and even if he was in context it's pretty obvious that's not what he's talking about here lol

i knew you were making a joke, i was just doing that thing where i wheel out my one specialist topic = far left british political sects

bcz eventually i get to talk abt posadists and their position on aliens

see, again, i didn't know posadism was niche! i know it as being highly memetic, having inspired for instance the video game "they came from a communist planet". a friend of mine has a t-shirt with the slogan "uphold hoxhaist-posadist thought". communism is really big with The Kids these days, and posadism is definitely one of the most meme-friendly varieties of communism. fuck, it's 2022, literal communist aliens showing up tomorrow seems about as likely as anything else in this goddamn world at this point. if we can have, say, someone like jordan peterson taken seriously, why the fuck not? skip school, take hormones, kill god.

it's niche in "far left british political sects" terms (you'll see them on the big march but there's only three of them)

I clicked on this thread with morbid curiousity and a measure of resentment at Jordan Peterson's continued existence but having just read an explanation about "trot" and its origins, a quote about grandma's bush, references to Chuck Tingle, an extremely otm post from hardcore dilettante, I'm feeling very grateful at the moment, thank you thread

My partner and I always love making fun of Hoxhaists. “What are you going to do, build little huts all over the countryside?”

root out the hoxhaist-petersonist tendency

Somewhat outdated as it is, it's occasionally still wheeled out by right wing wankers in the UK.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTV4fmTXwAAkPGG?format=jpg

"train union trots" sounds like a case of diarrhea caused by gorging on too much stalisist confectionary...

chuck tingle is definitely using “trot” as a “the way I walk” turn of phrase or talking about being a cowboy on a horse, buckaroos

that said, I still giggle about tuning into one of those political debate shows circa the early 00s and hearing pat buchanan unironically say “the reds, the greens, and the trots..”

my mom used to refer to diarrhea as "the trots"

personally, i am amused by the grandma's pubes dream, i don't care whose dream it is. sharing that dream with the world is folly for anyone.

I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream I wanted to sleep next to plastic

Last night I saw
My maternal grandma's pubes
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

jbp irl

pic.twitter.com/JSurX5p9fe

— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) February 16, 2015

the grandma pubes dream read aloud by JP is pretty funny