With subscriptions funded by the HEI Network, and supported by his loving wife Toni, Heidecker unveiled one tremendous plan after another — there were Hei Points, which Heidecker described as “the U.S. dollar 2.0”; Hei-lot Season, in which his various friends make pilots to run on the network; and perhaps most grandiose of all, the Hei Ranch, which at the moment is 25 acres of sand but will, after a 10-year plan, be a fully functioning society.
even just reading on cinema summaries is almost as good as the real thing. if only elon could be more like this, rather than like kendall
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:31 (one year ago) link
you both should watch more shows
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link
Somebody's on another meth binge.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link
i dont like shows theres too many shows too many episodes theyre mostly pretty bad too i cant be involved in all that
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
shows, episodes, things of that nature
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link
maybe you should watch less shows, ayoo
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link
FEWER
:)
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."— wint (@dril) May 21, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:48 (one year ago) link
weird dude clearly pretty unstable
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Saturday, 21 May 2022 07:42 (one year ago) link
How hardcore are you, bro?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 May 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link
kind of tired of people thinking individual elon statements mean something as if they’re not just part of him doing an ongoing bit
― mh, Saturday, 21 May 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
Tesla stock down another 8% today, lol
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
~$25 shy of where it was a year ago
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link
which is to say its down almost 50% since november
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
is he still the wealthiest man in the world?
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link
not that he ever *really* was
just googled it and seems like yes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link
what none of you know is that there is this one really rich guy who has been waiting for his moment
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
its me i sold magic beans to jeff bezos
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
...but who is the wealthiest man in the metaverse ?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link
I'm talkin with the man in the metaI'm asking him to change his ways
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on remote workMay 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link
When was the last time Tesla shipped a great new product?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link
I mean, I like Tesla! But -- they came up with a thing a while ago, they've been doing the thing. I guess maybe there's going to be a truck but it keeps getting delayed?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
theres not going to be a truck, at least not that "cyber" truck
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
wonder if tesla had an intervention to convince him no one wants his weird childs drawing truck
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link
Must make exciting products to cover my overpay
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link
Hey, i liked cyber trukBut only because it didn’t look like a vehicle. In retrospect that was one of my least popular opinions, haha
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
more of a folk art vibe
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link
i liked it because it looks like something you would drive in a dystopia
― rob, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link
was certain this bump would be about this absolute asshole shitting on marginalized people again
pic.twitter.com/G83vCrHHJf— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 31, 2022
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link
I don't even get what that means
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link
(yes, there is an argument about the fake facade of big corporations changing their social media avatars for one month but otherwise not giving a shit about marginalized people, but this fuckin' guy has not earned my belief that this is what he's trying to say with this shitposting)
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
xp Is it an angry white man about to be pummelled by a sandstorm of pride-endorsing corporations, or is the sandstorm sweeping away the pride-endorsing corporations?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:28 (one year ago) link
and why is there only half a white man?
it's pretty clear at this point that shitting on marginalized people is this asshole's main deal
― rob, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link
idk id say its more of a side hustle
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:37 (one year ago) link
need to check where that friend of mine who was working at tesla (thought he still was?!) is at, because as far as I know, he was cleared for 100% remote work a couple months back. maybe elon's just... making shit up?
― mh, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link
xp could go either way I think
― rob, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on remote work“omg the future is going to be sooo sick *squeeee*”-musk stans, probably
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
I really wish this guy would just die in one of his fucking rockets already
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:04 (one year ago) link
people are freaking out on blind fwiw
― Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
lol🐦[Elon Musk on remote workMay 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h🕸— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022🕸]🐦
― gyac, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
yeah seems pretty clear at this point that companies are going to have to get on board with wfh or lose their people to ones that are
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
I'm also just going to say: fuck Teslas.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:18 (one year ago) link
meta mandated a return to work a month or two back and ... nobody came in. i am like the only person on my floor. it's spooky but super productive!
― Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link
I still think this might largely be the case, but it seems less so with each passing month. I keep hearing from friends that their wfh/remote options are either being rescinded entirely or severely reduced. In lots of markets it seems like the landlords and business park owners are whining about lost income in the right ears or something.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link