That would be great.
― PBKR, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:03 (one year ago) link
thing about musks media success is basically him and the business media were made for each other theres nothing they love more than the idea that enterprise will save the world, that was his sweet spot, he fucked up when he went full celebrity cause the celebrity media will eventually turn on you thats part of their practice, now this political shift is just very dicey, i mean unless he just wants to become some shitty right wing figure, but its not going to help with selling cars, theres a reason ceos usually dont do shit like this, theyre not trying to alienate half their customers
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link
Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.just✧✧✧@te✧✧✧.c✧✧— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link
weird dude clearly pretty unstable
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:07 (one year ago) link
he doesn't know how anything works and is tired of lawyers telling him things are illegal
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
wtf is he doing pretty sure he already has lawyers does he think someones going to read that and be all oh i better not fuck with him hes putting together a hardcore litigation team
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
he is planning to sue all of us for this thread
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
i welcome his cleansing lawsuit
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link
damn elon is making litigation hardcore now? this is getting wild but what a visionary
― Clay, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:17 (one year ago) link
i've been watching succession season 3 this week and i can't help but think of kendall. *kendall gets owned* kendall: ok. ok, let's play offense. we need to dominate the conversation space, we're not even talking.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:17 (one year ago) link
lmao kendall is so lame, incredible portrayal of a weird useless rich kid
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link
This is an On Cinema bit
― frogbs, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link
read a piece lil while ago about the resonance between succession and on cinema
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:25 (one year ago) link
which made sense to me as those are two of the only shows i watch so im always like yeah im getting [only other show i watch] vibes from this
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link
is this the piece? https://www.polygon.com/22832955/succession-and-on-cinema-media
for some reason, i am a regular polygon checker, i'm not sure how i missed that
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link
i dont remember but i cant imagine theres more than one of them
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:30 (one year ago) link
With subscriptions funded by the HEI Network, and supported by his loving wife Toni, Heidecker unveiled one tremendous plan after another — there were Hei Points, which Heidecker described as “the U.S. dollar 2.0”; Hei-lot Season, in which his various friends make pilots to run on the network; and perhaps most grandiose of all, the Hei Ranch, which at the moment is 25 acres of sand but will, after a 10-year plan, be a fully functioning society.
even just reading on cinema summaries is almost as good as the real thing. if only elon could be more like this, rather than like kendall
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:31 (one year ago) link
you both should watch more shows
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link
Somebody's on another meth binge.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:34 (one year ago) link
i dont like shows theres too many shows too many episodes theyre mostly pretty bad too i cant be involved in all that
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
shows, episodes, things of that nature
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link
maybe you should watch less shows, ayoo
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link
FEWER
:)
― Dan S, Saturday, 21 May 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."— wint (@dril) May 21, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:48 (one year ago) link
kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Saturday, 21 May 2022 07:42 (one year ago) link
How hardcore are you, bro?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 May 2022 13:18 (one year ago) link
kind of tired of people thinking individual elon statements mean something as if they’re not just part of him doing an ongoing bit
― mh, Saturday, 21 May 2022 15:01 (one year ago) link
Tesla stock down another 8% today, lol
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
~$25 shy of where it was a year ago
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link
which is to say its down almost 50% since november
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:07 (one year ago) link
is he still the wealthiest man in the world?
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:19 (one year ago) link
not that he ever *really* was
just googled it and seems like yes
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link
what none of you know is that there is this one really rich guy who has been waiting for his moment
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
its me i sold magic beans to jeff bezos
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
...but who is the wealthiest man in the metaverse ?
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 21:44 (one year ago) link
I'm talkin with the man in the metaI'm asking him to change his ways
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
Elon Musk on remote workMay 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link
When was the last time Tesla shipped a great new product?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:11 (one year ago) link
I mean, I like Tesla! But -- they came up with a thing a while ago, they've been doing the thing. I guess maybe there's going to be a truck but it keeps getting delayed?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:12 (one year ago) link
theres not going to be a truck, at least not that "cyber" truck
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:13 (one year ago) link
wonder if tesla had an intervention to convince him no one wants his weird childs drawing truck
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link
Must make exciting products to cover my overpay
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:17 (one year ago) link
Hey, i liked cyber trukBut only because it didn’t look like a vehicle. In retrospect that was one of my least popular opinions, haha
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
more of a folk art vibe
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link
i liked it because it looks like something you would drive in a dystopia
― rob, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:22 (one year ago) link
was certain this bump would be about this absolute asshole shitting on marginalized people again
pic.twitter.com/G83vCrHHJf— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 31, 2022
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:25 (one year ago) link
I don't even get what that means
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link