Elon Musk

lol nah man trumps been happily on screen every chance he can get for 40 years see aforementioned #1 tv show

I am in no way saying Musk = Trump, I'm must saying don't dismiss him from whatever because he's not actually successful, an obvious moron, etc. etc. etc. He has resources (more than Trump). Like Trump he just keeps his name in the media on end and appeals to a certain demographic.

must = just

not really sure what were talking about now but i stand by my statement that he has no personal charisma, and furthermore hes currently in a tough spot

Yeah the obsession w/ the media is a big similarity, iirc there was a story a couple years ago detailing just how hard he works at keeping any negative stories out of the press. Like he would personally hound and threaten reporters who had anything negative to say about him or Tesla, nearly everyone who works for him claimed they have to sign crazy NDAs, etc.

Anyway he’s now trying to crowdsource a legal team through Twitter which I am guessing means a bunch more stories are about to drop

That would be great.

thing about musks media success is basically him and the business media were made for each other theres nothing they love more than the idea that enterprise will save the world, that was his sweet spot, he fucked up when he went full celebrity cause the celebrity media will eventually turn on you thats part of their practice, now this political shift is just very dicey, i mean unless he just wants to become some shitty right wing figure, but its not going to help with selling cars, theres a reason ceos usually dont do shit like this, theyre not trying to alienate half their customers

Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.

Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.

just✧✧✧@te✧✧✧.c✧✧

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022

weird dude clearly pretty unstable

he doesn't know how anything works and is tired of lawyers telling him things are illegal

wtf is he doing pretty sure he already has lawyers does he think someones going to read that and be all oh i better not fuck with him hes putting together a hardcore litigation team

he is planning to sue all of us for this thread

i welcome his cleansing lawsuit

damn elon is making litigation hardcore now? this is getting wild but what a visionary

i've been watching succession season 3 this week and i can't help but think of kendall. *kendall gets owned* kendall: ok. ok, let's play offense. we need to dominate the conversation space, we're not even talking.

lmao kendall is so lame, incredible portrayal of a weird useless rich kid

This is an On Cinema bit

read a piece lil while ago about the resonance between succession and on cinema

which made sense to me as those are two of the only shows i watch so im always like yeah im getting [only other show i watch] vibes from this

read a piece lil while ago about the resonance between succession and on cinema

is this the piece? https://www.polygon.com/22832955/succession-and-on-cinema-media

for some reason, i am a regular polygon checker, i'm not sure how i missed that

i dont remember but i cant imagine theres more than one of them

With subscriptions funded by the HEI Network, and supported by his loving wife Toni, Heidecker unveiled one tremendous plan after another — there were Hei Points, which Heidecker described as “the U.S. dollar 2.0”; Hei-lot Season, in which his various friends make pilots to run on the network; and perhaps most grandiose of all, the Hei Ranch, which at the moment is 25 acres of sand but will, after a 10-year plan, be a fully functioning society.

even just reading on cinema summaries is almost as good as the real thing. if only elon could be more like this, rather than like kendall

you both should watch more shows

Somebody's on another meth binge.

i dont like shows theres too many shows too many episodes theyre mostly pretty bad too i cant be involved in all that

lol

shows, episodes, things of that nature

you both should watch more shows

maybe you should watch less shows, ayoo

FEWER

:)

i take the stage. my red penis tip sticks out of my waistband; little bit of piss coming out. "I will end all politics-based attacks of me."

— wint (@dril) May 21, 2022

weird dude clearly pretty unstable

kicking in chairs and knocking down tables

How hardcore are you, bro?

kind of tired of people thinking individual elon statements mean something as if they’re not just part of him doing an ongoing bit

Tesla stock down another 8% today, lol

~$25 shy of where it was a year ago

which is to say its down almost 50% since november

is he still the wealthiest man in the world?

not that he ever *really* was

just googled it and seems like yes

what none of you know is that there is this one really rich guy who has been waiting for his moment

its me i sold magic beans to jeff bezos

...but who is the wealthiest man in the metaverse ?

I'm talkin with the man in the meta
I'm asking him to change his ways

lol

Elon Musk on remote work

May 31, 2022 pic.twitter.com/gTw1Bdh18h

— Internal Tech Emails (@TechEmails) June 1, 2022

When was the last time Tesla shipped a great new product?

I mean, I like Tesla! But -- they came up with a thing a while ago, they've been doing the thing. I guess maybe there's going to be a truck but it keeps getting delayed?

theres not going to be a truck, at least not that "cyber" truck

wonder if tesla had an intervention to convince him no one wants his weird childs drawing truck