2022 NBA OFF SEASON DRAFT FREE AGENCY TAMPERING ETC

cant believe ayton agreed to a be taken down like that, he must have zero street sense. dude let the photographer take a pic of him holding a controller like a baby lmaooooo

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i’ve had enough of the 2k shaming itt, if bingeing 2k until you get a headache is wrong i don’t want to be right

Tracer, if you are also a #1 overall nba pick then you should feel shame imo, sorry that’s how I feel.

you should just keep it to yourself is the thing. and def not let it be released right around when you get mopped up by the guy you were picked ahead of

i definitely think everyone should be sleeping more than 2 hours per night especially nba players

especially 7 footers

suns shd give him badges for various accomplishments, got 8 hours of sleep badge, didnt get posted up by guy half a foot shorter than me badge

Yeah, they just got to figure out how to gamify basketball.

i guess the whole scoring system with putting the ball through the hoop ring isnt enough of a game for him

Real life game stats could be applied to his Gamerscore

*double the gamerscore stats for real life stats

negative points for layups, quadruple for dunks

I cannot imagine intentionally getting 2 hours of sleep a night. Probably why I never had kids.

i def got more than that as a new parent!

I have insomnia once in a while and two hours two nights in a row leaves me feeling hungover/stupid like I could kill myself accidentally on purpose.

it's really crazy I just realized that the NBA Draft Lottery is tonight, usually I've been obsessing about it for a month

yeah i tuned in for the game and realized its not for half an hour becasue of this

im watching it baby who will get the #1 pick one of the teams who will get the #2 pick also a team

nuggets will win the nba draft lottery

why do they even have the players here they aren't getting drafted yet

this is really one event in the world of sports where i do not need a 20 minute intro and analysis, just gimme the order and go to the game

*abe simpson voice* get to the monayyyyyyyyy

jordan is right ppl are underrating chets shooting jay bilas just listed shot 40% from three as an after thought lol

oh good tuned in just in time

s/o to my guy anderson varejao lookin slightly hungover

rigged

lol i had the same thought re: andy

boo to the kings moving up

draft shaq again imo

big day for the orlando magic theory

jabari smith is a perfect magic pick

yeah the thunder are gonna get chet

i've heard the blazers are going to trade up and draft chet and it's going to be easy and won't cost much in fact the other team will say thank you for asking so that is cool to know

nice, nice

idk i feel like the magic love to take guys with length and nobody is longer than chet

smith is extremely long too tho

maybe the prospects attended the lottery so the magic could measure them

magic gm getting out his tape measure hey chet cmere a min

Orlando draft Slenderman

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imagine memphis bron

think they could have won in his first few years there

now hollingers got smith #1 too AND he has chet at 4 my god

Can someone post the mock?

its so bad heez

lol ok

when did hollinger switch from nba stats guy to college scout man?

think hes just kind of an nba generalist now

pretty funny he still uses per in his articles dont think hes even serious about it kind of a running joke, most interesting of his stuff is imo the insights from working in a front office, seems pretty clear he doesnt take a lot of his work too seriously tho, prob hard to come back to a silly fans pov once youve been on the other side

his intro about “picking from all star buckets” is hilariously dumb small sample size theater

both him and the vincente are arguing for smith as the safe pick at 1 which i mean is he even are we sure hes not gonna be another wiggins but mainly just dont make the safe pick at 1 ffs you absolutely have to be looking for a star there