Really wish the klonopin and daughter had finished the job
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 03:08 (one year ago) link
I mean, I don't think that Twitter has been great for my mental health, either, but it's funny to me that he doesn't seem to entertain the idea that his shitty tweets have anything to do with this.
The endless flood of vicious insult is really not something that can be experienced anywhere else. I like to follow the people I know but I think the incentive structure of the platform makes it intrinsically and dangerously insane. https://t.co/NlWTUKRHlG— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 17, 2022
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 03:19 (one year ago) link
those two tweets are so much funnier considering they're about a swimsuit model
― frogbs, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link
I agree with him that Twitter is a garbage fire place, but this is like saying "why does my head hurt when I keep hitting it with one of my books"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 04:08 (one year ago) link
We won't have him to kick around anymore.
So I told my staff to change my password, to keep me from temptation, and am departing once again. If I have something to say I'll write an article or make a video. If the issue is not important enough to justify that then perhaps it would be best to just let it go. https://t.co/5MC7LxlOLj— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 17, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 05:36 (one year ago) link
i think if Jordan got out more he could probably still experience that endless flood of vicious insult
― what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 05:53 (one year ago) link
Since he posted that “goodbye” tweet he has tweeted numerous times
But only for important things, like to share a Daily Mail article
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 06:22 (one year ago) link
If I have something to say I'll write an article or make a video. If the issue is not important enough to justify that then perhaps it would be best to just let it go.
I can never work out how self-aware this guy is, but this is intentional trolling, right?
― soref, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 07:04 (one year ago) link
I haven't detected a lot of self-awareness from his quarter tbh
for a guy who preaches a lot of self-reliance stuff, having a staff to change your password seems suspect
― mh, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
this is the self-reliance guru who got addicted to benzos and could only get off them through an induced coma
― adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
and steak, lots of steak
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 14:57 (one year ago) link
The spirit of Morbs lives on!
― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
Morbs' disadvantage obviously is he didn't have assistants to instruct to change his ILX password.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link
B0xc4r!
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
ah, online is amazing. there is so much to do here. *GETS OBLITERATED BY INSULT`S AND SICK IMAGES* i've changed my mind. online is childish— wint (@dril) December 25, 2013
― frogbs, Friday, 20 May 2022 14:30 (one year ago) link
Has he deleted or what
― gyac, Friday, 20 May 2022 15:08 (one year ago) link
If someone's anxious about something, and it's getting in their way, you take what they're anxious about, and you define it.Because that already delimits it. One of the problems with being anxious about something is you won't speak of it. It's like Voldemort. (1/5)— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) May 19, 2022
It's like Voldemort
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link
A good Twitter thread. (Probably belongs in the brainworms thread too, but mentions Peterson by name, so here 'tis.)
if you are navigating this timeline and feel the pull of conservative devils please keep this is mind: most effective trick they currently have is to say they are 'centrist' while being hard right (jordan 'melted brain' peterson), next trick is saying both sides are 'the same'— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
they prey on lonesome buds in this way. 'HEY LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST we are right down the middle we like legalizing dang weed too' then every morning they pour brain melt into your skull through headphones because they are NOT REALLY CENTER they are the endless void— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
when chuck was a young buckaroo the smartest buds said 'both sides have points think for yourself be neither' as mantra and maybe at time that was more true. NOW it is VERY CLEARLY NOT TRUE to point where you look back and realize 'it clearly never WAS'— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
but this mantra was repeated for YEARS sayin 'be better than all that. go down center'. so devils can hoist this flag and get lonesome folks to say 'hey i remember that flag' but IT IS FALSE. IN 2022 ON THIS TIMELINE IT IS A TRAP. one side is the void they have shown their hand— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
great example of how brainwashed these old so-and-sos are is they talk about things like 'TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME' as if left side go so wound up by mistake. THERE WAS A LITERAL INSSURECTION BUD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT WAS NOT DERRANGEMENT WE WERE RIGHT— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
but they keep saying it because they are pouring this 'centrist podcast' ooze into their brains every morning. anyway, this is all to say that chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE and i invite you to try this and see how it works:— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
when buds who are willing to listen start spouting their zombie 'intellectual' ways saying 'im on neither side BUT', instead of arguing point by point chuck is going to focus on simple message: you are not the intellectual centrist you think you are, you are now HARD RIGHT.— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
because to them, i think this will come as a frightening mirror that is ignored. who knows if this will matter. we will see. but this will be my trot for a while and chuck will report back— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) May 20, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 20 May 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
The “abused centrist” who is really just rationalizing right wing bigotry, right. And of course they rely on false equivalence to do the heavy lifting. If Chuck really thinks his rational cleaver is going to act as a “frightening mirror” to any of these deluded dolts, I’d suggest he pay Reddit a visit, try engaging with a gaggle of the nitwits, and he can experience the thrill of determining whether they could actually be dim enough to buy into the obvious BS they’re peddling. The reality distortion field of those filter bubbles can’t be overcome with mere rationality.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
lol do y'all know who Chuck Tingle is
― frogbs, Friday, 20 May 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
I know and I love that thread for that reason as well, more sense that all the moron centrist columnists put together
― gyac, Friday, 20 May 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
I'm thinking that is a nom de plume.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link
I don’t know who he is. I should’ve checked right.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:10 (one year ago) link
He looks like an ILXor…?
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link
CENTRIST POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY BEN SHAPIRO who cried a lot and had a misshapen penis
― mookie wilson shaggin balls (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link
type "Chuck Tingle" into Amazon :)
― frogbs, Friday, 20 May 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link
I have a buddy who once won a poker tournament for like $500 a while ago and spent $75 of it on Chuck Tingle books to leave around in weird places. I wonder who wound up finding them.
― frogbs, Friday, 20 May 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link
Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
I’d really like to see a Chuck Tingle-Jack Chick crossover now.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link
ARE ROMAN CATHOLICS CHRISTIANS? I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY'RE FUN TO POUND IN THE BUTT
― mookie wilson shaggin balls (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
Chuck Tracts in the phone booth!
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
I’VE BEEN DUPED (in the butt of my butt)
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
Roffle!D&D: role play or “role play”? Either way, Satan.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 20 May 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link
Speaking of fake moderates-- I was listening to Tim Pool's debate with Matt Binder and watching that guy try to sound like the reasonable centrist is hilarious.
For instance, Pool starts by claiming he is pro-choice, but then says he doesn't support codifying Roe v. Wade because Roe did not allow enough restrictions, then claims that leftists want to abort fetuses that could survive outside the mother, then says he will proudly stand with pro-lifers because this (made-up) leftist position is so terrible.
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 20 May 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
tim pool is faking his politics for cash. he alternates between reactionary and libertarian.
― adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:15 (one year ago) link
Nothing, *nothing* could have prepared me for this Jordan Peterson quote pic.twitter.com/gSBphoOgjm— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) May 17, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:21 (one year ago) link
Kermit the Frog reads weird incest porn
jordan peterson reading his audio book talking about his naked grandma brushing her pubic hair on his face pic.twitter.com/v4WA5UC2oT— President-Elect Toguro (@PresidentToguro) March 21, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 May 2022 05:22 (one year ago) link
I think people on twitter are just reacting negatively to the grandma pube brushing dream because it's Jordan Peterson, if you told them that David Lynch had written the quote they'd probably think it was cool
― soref, Saturday, 21 May 2022 08:25 (one year ago) link
Using farther there is classic dumb guy’s smart guy hypercorrection
― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Saturday, 21 May 2022 10:24 (one year ago) link
― war mice (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 21 May 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link
"but they keep saying it because they are pouring this 'centrist podcast' ooze into their brains every morning. anyway, this is all to say that chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE and i invite you to try this and see how it works:"
wait chuck tingle is a trot? chuck my man don't go there, trots are assholes
also thank you hardcore dilettante, first off because i can't spell "dilettante" unless i literally see the word in front of me and second off because i do regularly have experiences just as weird if not weirder than jordan peterson's
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link
nobody better dare fucking call me "david lynch" though
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
I don’t want to be called that either.
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
I dunno, I think it humanizes him to an extent.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 May 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link
np: bill "jordan" withers "peterson", "grandma's bush"
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Saturday, 21 May 2022 18:47 (one year ago) link
(xp) I think most people are aware he's human, there's a shitload of flaws on constant display.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 May 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link
he seems like he's mid-breakdown literally every time i encounter him
― mark s, Saturday, 21 May 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
i mean online, i haven't yet spotted him the the cornershop
xp I may have overstated the case.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 May 2022 18:59 (one year ago) link
"wait chuck tingle is a trot? chuck my man don't go there, trots are assholes"
i don't understand a word of this. what does this mean? trotskyite?
"chucks new trot is VERY SIMPLE " that doesn't seem to make any sense either.
fuck the internet and it's slang
― akm, Saturday, 21 May 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link