Aerosmith's New Album is called Honkin' On Bobo

(looks at sign then into camera)

NO BOBO!!???!?

DENIIIIEED!

(disbelief all around)

(shakes head in thorough disapproval)

And you wanna be my bobo salesman.

Take another ride to see me home
Listen to me! Honkin’ the stereo, stereo
Oh my bobo bobo bobo bobo bobe
Gave me malaria hysteria

Sweet Caroline (honk honk honk)
Bobos never honked so good

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♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
They tell us that
We honked our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men? We are BOBO
Are we not men, B-O-B-O!
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
Honkin' on Bobo
A fire in the sky
Honkin' on Bobo
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
(I'm a man) I'm a boy
(I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother
(I'm a man) I'm a one night stand
(I'm a man) Am I bi?
(I'm a man) I'm your slave
(I'm a man) I'm a lil' Bobo
When we make honk together
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad honk and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
And you can start to honk on
Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, yeah!
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
L.A. Woman
You're my woman
Got my Bobo honkin'
Mister Bobo honkin'!
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
Inna-gadda-da-vida, Bobo
Don't you know that I'll honk you?
Inna-gadda-da-vida, Bobo
Don't you know that I'll always be true?
♫♪♪♫
Bobo,
Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Bobo,
Where you goin'with that gun in your hand?
Gonna shoot my old lady
Caught her honkin' round with another man
Old lady, old lady honk,
Old lady, old lady honk,
Old lady, old lady honk, old lady honk
Old lady, old lady honk,
Old lady, old lady honk,
Old lady, old lady honk, old lady honk
♫♪♪
I'm an ordinary guy
Honkin' on Bobo
♪♪♫♪♪♫
I'm honk-blooded, check it and see
Got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on, Bobo, do you do more than dance?
I'm honk-blooded, honk-blooded
♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every honk you break
Every step you take
I'll honk on Bobo
♪♪♫♪♪♫
Darling you gotta let me know
Should I honk upon Bobo?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
But you gotta let me know,
wo wo wo
Should I honk upon Bobo?
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
But it's all right now, in fact it's a go
But it's all right
Honkin' Bobo is a-go-go-go!
♪♫
People try to put us down (Honkin' 'bout my Bobo nation)
Just because we get around (Honkin' 'bout my Bobo nation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Honkin' 'bout my Bobo nation)
Hope I die before I get old (Honkin' 'bout my Bobo nation)
This is my Bobo Nation, this is my Bobo Nation, baby
My my my my, my Bobo Nation
Well I'm honkin'
'bout
my
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
B-b-b-b-b-
Bobo Nation!
♫♪♪♫♪♪♫
Hey!

Honkin' on Bobo, I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you honk
Bobo
Bobo
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you honk
Bobo
Bobo

What can this strange device be?
When I honk it, it gives forth a sound
It's got bobos that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?

I suppose I could collect my books
And get on back to school
Or steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of honking bobos

Staring down the barrel
At the hobo on the ground
See his open mouth
But hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Bonking a hobo

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Bobo…
Is it me you’re honkin’ for?

I fly like paper, get honk like planes
If you catch me at the bobo I got visas in my name

Poor old Bobo Tony
Honkin' on the factory floor
Makin' chocolate Bobos
For the kids to buy at the store

https://www.patriotledger.com/story/entertainment/2022/03/03/aerosmith-guitarist-joe-perry-lands-buyer-4-5-million-duxbury-home/9357596002/

i wonder who bought the site of the original bobo honk, just this past March.

i honk you
on bobo
i honk you!
but i want you to honk me too

Saw my baby run across the field
(Hey, Bobo Diddley)
Slippin' and slidin' like an automobile
(Hey, Bobo Diddley)
Honkin', my baby, got towed away
(Hey, Bobo Diddley)

Honk like a bobo, no one there
Where she won't care, anywhere

I remember searching for the perfect words
I was hoping you might change your mind
I remember a soldier sleeping next to me
Honking on the Bobo

Oh, I'm sorry but it's true
You're boboing on the honkache
Takin' all the best of me
Oh, can't you see?
You got the best of me
Whoa, can't you see?
You're boboing' on the honkbreak

Frank Sinatra Honks for Only the Bobos (1958, arranged by Nelson Riddle)

And say, we can honk, we can honk
Everything's out of control
We can honk, we can honk
They're doing it from bo to bo

Streetlights, people
Livin' just to find bobotion
Honkin', somewhere in the night

You're honkin' alone
You're never disconnected
You honk on Bobo
When company's expected
You're Aerosmith-ed.

We can dance if we want to
We can honk your friends' bobos

Honk my lady
Honk, honk, my lady
You're my butterfly
Bobo, baby

xpost thought that said "honk your friends' behinds" at first

Fashion shows with Beck and Toto
Courtney Love and Sonny Bono
You’re all fakes run to your Ponos
Come around, we’ll honk on Bobo!

Disapprobation, but what have I done
I have yet only just begun
To HONK YOUR FUCKING BOBO

The honkin’ scene is honkin’ sad
The honkin’ news is honkin’ bad
The honkin’ weed is honkin’ turf
The honkin’ speed is honkin’ surf
The honkin’ folks are honkin’ daft
Don't make me honkin’ laugh
It honkin’ hurts to look around
Everywhere in Bobo town
The honkin’ train is honkin’ late
You honkin’ wait you honkin’ wait
You're honkin’ lost and honkin’ found
Stuck honkin’ on Bobo town

Eminence Honk
Eminence Honk
It's a Bobo

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't honk no Bobo

I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started honkin' a bobo from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves

If I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to honk our bobos

xpost thought that said "honk your friends' behinds" at first

this is why we encourage safety dancers to look at their pants

I've been honkin' on the bobo
All the live long day
I've been honkin' on the bobo
Just to pass the time away

and so I wake in the morning and I step outside
and I take a deep breath and I GET REAL HIGH and I
SCREAM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "HONK ON BOBO"

You hobo honk-on-bobo babe
Get if off, get off, get off of me

And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just honking you know,
Why don't you get me a Bobo.
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just honking
She goes: No you're not honking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Bobo, please
All I want is a Bobo, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Bobo, just one Bobo, and she wouldn't give it to me

sorry I'm bobo right now
I'm honkin' into spiderwebs

I've been honkin' on the bobo
All the live long day
I've been honkin' on the bobo
Just to pass the time away

Go to sleep you weary bobo
Let the towns drift slowly by
Listen to the steel rails honkin'
That's the bobo's lullaby

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for Honky cold bobina

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to honk bobos she wanted you to wait?

Lmao everyone but lmaooo neanderthal

A specter is honkin' bobo

^lol, A+

honkin' on bobo's hard on the knees

Wow didn't know anyone remembered that song lol

Ahem, Aerosmith's New Album is called Honkin' On Bobo