Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Losing to fucking NORWICH

O_O

City falling apart.

This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️

That was v much a Wolves goal lol

Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.

That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.

Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind

https://i.postimg.cc/zfvmNnZs/05-B08-E1-B-EE89-4096-8450-5-A76-EC428685.jpg

Please let this be true.

Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?
💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1

— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022

i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket

This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear

Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts

Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd

— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022

lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.

dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes

agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right

He played for Arsenal
He kicked a fucking wool

speaking truth to poor

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022

ffs

Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj

— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022

I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.

22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC1khE_7vWk

City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.

neither of us will have enough players left at this rate

Burnley on their way to the little leagues.

Laporte is the only City player to have had a shot on target so far.

Never in doubt….

Bananaman Begins owes me one for this thread title

23 goals (no pens) https://t.co/xSXPHsFISa pic.twitter.com/cBLyTpHqEk

— Eric Dier (@ericdier) May 22, 2022

Xp if you're claiming credit for keeping leeds up i'm not thanking you for that

You got what you wanted!

Monkey's paw lol

Congrats to City! Well deserved!

congrats to Leeds, your chump of a manager will be gone by october!

sorry, what pic.twitter.com/gKQvNtbYYW

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 22, 2022

more like perp guardiola

Like to think Citeh have a platoon of ball boys surgically altered to have entirely smooth, featureless faces

First club to really embrace the transhuman

City really like to keep their fans on their toes eh. Well done though.

no doubt not possible under their contracts and counter productive in terms of 'losing the dressing room' but if i were a manager i would be seriously tempted to fine canos at least a months wages for that shit yesterday. getting booked for taking your shirt off is such a pure example of ego over team that i'm amazed managers let players get away with it.

also i both understand and at the same time don't really understand the emphasis the media/punditry class put on individual players winning trophies. those medals clearly mean something well after retirement but from the outside looking in it feels like grealish should be more satisfied with last season than this. record signing, attacking player, most important domestic game your team plays in the entire season, everything is going wrong and the coach doesn't see you as the answer?

everton surely going down next season assuming they're not allowed to buy any players. must have the most unathletic team in the league. had forgotten that dele alli was there now, and will no doubt forget again by october.

They’re surely going to have to attempt to sell the club.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2022/may/24/bbc-apologises-after-manchester-united-are-rubbish-appears-on-ticker-video

They report objective facts for once and still apologize?

It's Manchester United who should be apologizing to Manchester United fans, amirite?

⚽️ Great goal from Wolves forward Hwang Hee-Chan as South Korea lead against Chile at half time.pic.twitter.com/72t2Tco0k9#WWFC | #Wolves

— Talking Wolves (@TalkingWolves) June 6, 2022

Knew there'd be some of ours giving him stick in the comments

that went well

Romelu Lukaku's loan move back to Inter Milan is now complete - 8m euros for the year #cfc

— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) June 21, 2022

Forest apparently willing to stump up £180 k pw for Lingard doesn't surprise me. If they've got the financial clout to fix playoff finals then they can afford that.

lmao Everton lost 4-0 to Minnesota United of MLS.

I was going to say "well, it was their D squad", but their starting 11 is already a D-squad, so idk if that would have helped.

xp, Oof, just seen that Forest have signed the two players with the denied penalties in the final, yr feelings towards the tricky trees cannot be warm right now

The EPL needs a motto, what's Latin for "More money than sense"?

plus pecunia quam sapientia?

O’Brien was the heartbeat of the team and is irreplaceable, his departure is probably the reason Corberan walked. Toffolo on the other hand had a pretty indifferent season till the last dozen games where he suddenly turned into to best leftback in the champo. But I doubt he'll be first choice, nor make any impact in the prem. And we can't really complain about the manner of his leaving, we got him from Lincoln for a song after he'd seen out his contract to the last year and refused to sign a new one there, same again. And he's been replaced by the impressive looking Japanese international, Yuta Nakayama. But they've had our pants down with O'Brien, he's worth double the alleged £8m and add ons. Hope they go bust etc...