there is so much that is bad about that guy that i can't even lol at him
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Sunday, 15 May 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link
Miami's mayor-backed MiamiCoin https://t.co/BfyteN1oTt— Nathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) May 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 May 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
CZ admits Binance lost $1.6 billion due to Terra collapse in bizarre tweet threadsMay 16, 2022https://t.co/hQqBytHWbp pic.twitter.com/duDc2YXTr2— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) May 16, 2022
1/ Statement analysis is one of those "soft skills" that is important in life. It served me well as an FBI Agent, and continues to inform how I make decisions. Some friends highlighted a thread recently which made my antenna go up. BLUF: I'm not accusing anyone of a crime, but... pic.twitter.com/HRf2vPBwdN— James Harris (@jimeharrisjr) May 16, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 May 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
looking forward to the Netflix show where "James Harris"'s own sanity is pushed to the edge while analyzing the tweets of bitcoin sociopaths for the fbi
― Michael Flatley's (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 May 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link
"sus"
14/ "Oh, I remember that night—I was on the internet all night. I have dial-up internet service, so I'm sure [my ISP] logs will confirm that."Asserting you don't know something bad, but then suggesting it's true—and then suddenly remembering who might have evidence is "sus."— James Harris (@jimeharrisjr) May 16, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 16 May 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
Doesn’t seem great
#Terra_Luna $UST $LUNAIt appears an inside job was allowed to be carried forth to bail out a whales all while the retail bag holders got incinerated. 🔥Massive class-action / criminal proceedings possible with this. 👇https://t.co/M3OCNGxB0D pic.twitter.com/qP3XvNQQSd— Paolo the Parrot 🦜 (@realPaulSantos) May 16, 2022
― gyac, Monday, 16 May 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
I would love to see these cyrpto fucks put through the ringer courtesy of an old SDNY judge with an aol email address and the FRCP. And if it's bankruptcy, the trustee would be able to claw those transactions back, no?
― gonna make you sweat the technique, gonna make you groove is in the heart (PBKR), Monday, 16 May 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link
those exchanges and the whales they cashed out are one in the same you gotta think
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 May 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/05/18/fbi-eminifx-crypto-pyramid-scam/
The Washington Post personal finance columnist wrote an article listing the similarities between recent cryptocurrency offerings and classic Ponzi/pyramid schemes.
The web service that feeds advertising to washingtonpost.com inserted ads for Unicoin, "A new-generation cryptocurrency."
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
Unfortunately due to a vastly uneven ratio of men to women who signed up for our waitlist, we have decided to put the BAYC dating app on hold indefinitely.Too many bros!We sincerely appreciate your interest and support.https://t.co/PozZOCph0y— y4k (@y4kxyz) May 12, 2022
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:31 (one year ago) link
getting close to that 2018 high baby
https://i.imgur.com/IthkTfD.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
lol. Last time I had looked it had just dipped below $30K.
― peace, man, Monday, 13 June 2022 13:11 (one year ago) link
Every. Time. I. Look. It. Just. Keeps. Getting. Better.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2022 13:30 (one year ago) link
not only schadenfreude either, thinking a lot about all the emissions to be saved when it falls below the cost to mine
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 13 June 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link
JUST IN - Binance, one of the largest crypto exchanges in the world, temporarily halts #Bitcoin withdrawals.CEO says they are "fixing an issue."— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) June 13, 2022
Bitcoin price plummets below $25K following Celsius freeze https://t.co/zxKYrCWbvp pic.twitter.com/HLRWF54GTr— The Verge (@verge) June 13, 2022
freezing out there
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link
down another thousand
22,893.80USD−3,661.20 (13.79%)today
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link
funds are safu baby dont worry
Temporary pause of $BTC withdrawals on #Binance due to a stuck transaction causing a backlog. Should be fixed in ~30 minutes. Will update.Funds are SAFU.— CZ 🔶 Binance (@cz_binance) June 13, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link
well that’s reassuring
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 June 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
safe as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 13 June 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
Funny how when these things collapse there are “technical issues” about withdrawing your money all of a sudden.
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 June 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
inevitably someone examines the logs and the exchange will have done some shady shit during the downtime
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link
hey everyone, we're just going to turn off the lights for a minute here!
~rustling noises in the dark~
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 June 2022 16:15 (one year ago) link
everyone calm down, it’s possible that this is just the bank experiencing a liquidity crisis pic.twitter.com/MFqODE2TJP— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) June 13, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
I’m going to buy eth when it hits 5 bucks.
― Jeff, Monday, 13 June 2022 16:38 (one year ago) link
where does this end up, fundamentally crypto should be worth nothing or just pennies because it has no utility outside black market transactions which dont require it to be worth more than pennies, but there are people who own a lot of crypto who are willing to pump it in order to dump it, however you do need suckers to dump it on, so crytpo will go to ~0 once all the suckers are used up, when will all the suckers be used up, i guess once crypto is universally seen as a scam, not sure how close to that we are, maybe pretty close idk kinda depends on if the pumpers can stabilize and reinflate the market soon, if it just keeps going down losing 95% of its value and so forth kinda think its over
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 17:06 (one year ago) link
uh so i saw the winklevoss twins' band? tonight? like, it's really them pic.twitter.com/xVqYwQrztL— Arch Nem (@arch_nem) June 10, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link
💀
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 13 June 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
The best band money can buy
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 June 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
winklevoss twins covering Rage i’m actually losing my mind pic.twitter.com/wVvIEqDLxR— connor scully (@Sculliosis) June 11, 2022
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 13 June 2022 21:59 (one year ago) link
why hasn’t anyone eaten the rich yet
― (ʇɐɔ) o (cat), Monday, 13 June 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
too skinny
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 June 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link
like everyone says “eat the rich” and we all agree the rich must be eaten but somebody needs to just pick up the knife & fork and go at it already
― (ʇɐɔ) o (cat), Monday, 13 June 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link
not it
would much rather use the rich to keep my hearth burning through the winters i will be living through in a mud-straw shelter in 2042 tbh
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 13 June 2022 22:15 (one year ago) link
let us use every single part of the rich, leaving none to waste
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 June 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link
Everything but the squeal.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 13 June 2022 22:33 (one year ago) link
Heading below 20k now?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link
to the ground *rocket pointing down emoji*
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link
https://i.gifer.com/AFaF.gif
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link
holy shit this is a bloodbath
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 02:12 (one year ago) link
https://c.tenor.com/7TV_Je4m9hQAAAAd/houseofcards-pyramid.gif
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link
I wish this was just the end. I think it's probably the end of a lot of the other coin schemes for a while. I think it may take more time for bitcoin to completely collapse - too many true believers out there, and it will take prolonged decline to shake them out.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link
Rumor has it that this is a great time to get in, buy low
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link
youll never be able to buy below
currentPrice
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:07 (one year ago) link
tbf i have no idea when this will all fall down what were seeing now seems like the collapse of various defi schemes that were propping up the prices of the various coins, on a more fundamental level it was like all bubbles just a lot of cheap money sloshing around
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:10 (one year ago) link
What wave of crypto is the next? Is the next one 3? Can it be called crypto3.1
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
jack dorcey and block just announced a decentralized web called web5
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:23 (one year ago) link
Jeeesus
18% of Coinbase's employees are being laid off today and they'll find out when they wake up and can't access their work email. https://t.co/k41Q9fopQ2 pic.twitter.com/4JGjFF8lVc— Jacob Silverman (@SilvermanJacob) June 14, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:24 (one year ago) link
hello good morning sweetie i guess youre wondering why im emailing your personal account ha well funny story
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link
In late May, Coinbase also sent emails to a number of hires telling them that the hiring freeze would not affect them, explaining that “this does not impact the offers of any employees who have already signed.” They then rescinded the offers.https://t.co/KGiRP3x9St— maxwell (@maxwellstrachan) June 14, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link