Eurovision Song Contest 2022

Last year, think it was Switzerland?

Well!

I don't get the love for Greece at all. She looks nice, I guess?

Very happy to see Germany still on 0

France getting ROBBED by the juries. Hopefully the public are kinder

I’m definitely going to this next year if it’s in the UK, either through them winning or taking hosting duties from Ukraine

they're gonna bulldoze my flat to build the UK Eurovision stadium

— cops can't read (@isaac_pdf) May 14, 2022

Armenia just gave France 7 points (and 0 to the UK)

He'll be Sir Sam Ryder by the end of the year.

my little tot

Public vote hopefully kinder to Moldova than the juries were

<rubs hands together>

Watch the avalanche of votes for Ukraine roll inexorably in.

banging table PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VO

Think the German guy's been hitting the sauce.

haha what moldova

Brutal for France and Germany

THANK YOU EUROPEAN AND MISCELLANEOUS COUNTRIES FOR VOTING FOR MOLDOVA I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR NOT FORGETTING THEM

ouch

Lol @ Switzerland, the public is good

OK we need the UK to get less than 29 votes now.

lmao public recognised Serbia and HOW

Great that Serbia and Moldova got some serious points

Graham is so annoying, he loves these fucking ballads.

UK should be toast. Fucking praying here.

I actually said out loud "Australia two points" and they got two points!

aw I had a soft spot for the Netherlands one

Aw that is brutal

Norton's musical taste is as bad as Wogan's despite him being 50 years younger.

Still think maybe 80% chance Ukraine will win it.

Aw Italy

LOL, knocked it out the park.

There we go, unassailable lead I think.

It's all over guys, the rest of you can all go home.

Fuck me those Ukraine points

Who is surprised? People are corny

2 mins to 12, get the fuck on with it

People elsewhere in the continent watching this at 2am lol

UK, 28 votes.

Wonder how many people actually vote in the UK?

Just thinking about the fact that if Putin hadn't decided to invade Ukraine, the UK would have just won Eurovision.

Public got it pretty much spot on.

Rotten bit of luck, chaps.

Wonder how many people actually vote in the UK?

Ukraine didn't deserve the 400 and whatever votes they got but they were right about Serbia.

I fucken voted, I do it every year. It's actually a big deal where I live, I could lean out the window and point out 4 more voters

Just thinking about the fact that if Putin hadn't decided to invade Ukraine, the UK would have just won Eurovision.

Just thinking about the fact that if Putin hadn't decided to invade Ukraine, the UK would have just won Eurovision.

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 bookmarkflaglink

The Ukraine's extra sympathy votes would've been spread out in a way that's hard to predict. A very small gap btw UK and Spain.

xp It's true! Also the Ukraine song is better, and not the sort of thing which would normally be in with a chance.

Tonight was truly Boris Johnson's Dunkirk moment.