Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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I remember Mr. Freeze being really awesome on the cartoon Batman show. Scary, tragic.

yup.

also in this: http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Snow-Dan-Curtis-Johnson/dp/1401212654

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zyPd08SPL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm inclined to think this Depp/Hoffman rumor is bullshit because a) as noted this rumor has been around since before DK was even out, and b) its way more likely that Gyllenhaal will be in the third movie as Catwoman - she's already under contract for three movies, it would fit into the personal transformation/unintended consequences thread of the existing narrative, you don't SEE her die ("cats have 9 lives" lolz). Plus the cat joke/ref in DK.

By all means there could be another villain, but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman.

girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Depp would be completely non-threatening as the Riddler imo, the best thing about the first two movies was Gary Oldham so as long as he's in the next one i'm happy.

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman

(a) would look good in costume; (b) would allow her to play the opposite of the character she played in Secretary.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 24 July 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

not minor, but certainly not the center of the action in the way the joker was ...

― tylerw, Friday, July 24, 2009 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...which was about two-face as much as it was about the joker in exactly the same way as the first one was about ras al ghul as much as it was about the scarecrow!

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

only logical choice imo

Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

that dude has problems

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Starting with his greasy forelock.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

still crossing my fingers for catwoman. bale's on record saying he wants wayne to knock boots, and I think the sex angle is the only novel place to go post-joker - otherwise it's all just crime bosses with goofy fetishes ("I like cold!" "I like alice in wonderland!")

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i may have posted this on a thread before, but I'd love to have catwoman call out bale's goofy "argh i'm batman" voice and then have him abandon it, as if finally accepting that wayne is the costume and that batman is the real him.

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

some other villainy casting ideas i wrote for work a while back

eric roberts didn't actually die, gets really into greek mythology and becomes...maxie zeus!

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

ben foster is a cyberpunk who decides batman is the reason crime bosses are buying funny hats and becomes...anarky!

sly stallone is bane!

da croupier, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe you have one villain be the standard crook and the other one be a vigilante going after Batman for being a menace.

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/News/Images/Special.jpg

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

YES.

Leee, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty cool fan-made poster
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/riddlerpostercopy.jpg

Number None, Saturday, 25 July 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I was typing 'Batman' into Google and after I clicked search I realized I had actually typed 'Batmoon'

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Luckily the GIS results were not as bad as I thought they would be

Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Third Rock From The Sun kid to take over the Joker role. Maggie as Catwoman.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link

just... "maggie"?

julien schNAGL (s1ocki), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

maggie smith

Panera - Vulgar Display Of Flour (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 July 2009 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Thatcher. Filming starts tomorrow just in case.

I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 08:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I think bringing in Catwoman would be a good idea, but didn't Gyllenhaal's character die in the Dark Knight? They'd require some major retconning to make her into Catwoman. Also, the enemies/partners + sex + costume fetish thing between Bruce and Selina was done so well in Batman Returns, they'd have to find a new angle to that, otherwise they're just biting Burton. I guess Catwoman being an ex of Bruce's who's pissed off at him for letting Joker (supposedly) kill her could provide that angle.

Tuomas, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I think the only way to top the first two films, and a nice left turn and final nail for the trilogy, would be to have the next film as a huge set piece, something like The Long Halloween (but not that), Dog Day Afternoon or Die Hard.

mei, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

It's all so old hat now. I say turn Batman evil and psychotic. Make Oldman the hero, sympathetic to Batman because of his past help, but single-mindedly focused on reigning him in.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 September 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i like mei's idea

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The biggest temptation to be overcome is eating from the Multiple Villains tree. Knowing that a series will go that route is like hearing a previously decent band describe the next album as "their Sgt. Pepper," or whatever the best tip-off is that cocaine's on the mixing board and we're all in for something bloated.

Cunga, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I say turn Batman evil and psychotic. Make Oldman the hero, sympathetic to Batman because of his past help, but single-mindedly focused on reigning him in.

but that's just using the 'two face' story again, really.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The biggest temptation to be overcome is eating from the Multiple Villains tree.

They already did that, tho, in TDK. It worked because the stories were linked-up nicely in the script (unlike other attempts at multiple villian films, e.g. Nos. 2 -- 4 of the old Batman franchise).

But generally I agree with you.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 22 September 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I actually don't think it worked that well. Two Face was give fairly short shrift. Don't think we'll be seeing a third movie for a few years anyway.

Number None, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Just hoping they don't let Cookie Monster dub his vocals for Batman again!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The multiple villain thing in "Batman Returns" was great. (well, hero/antihero/villain)

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wait, Christopher Walken was there too so there were multiple villains

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:17 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't think it worked, tbh. didn't give two face enough time to develop, especially as he was so central to the drama at the end. he just had a tough scene and turned evil.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I thought Dent's transformation to Two-Face was the least credible thing in TDK.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Alongside the idea that Joker had somehow planned it beforehand that he would transform like that.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

apart from the flying bat billionaire ninja, i assume. xp

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I've found its best not to start thinking too hard into how Joker pulled that complicated scheme together, especially the jailbreak, as it involves holes large enough to drive a semi through. Still love the movie to pieces though.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

There's different levels of credibility. Even if it's a fantasy, you have to convince the viewer that what happens is credible within the boundaries of this particular fantasy. Bruce Wayne's transformation in Batman Begins feels believable because so much time and justification is devoted to it. Compared to that, Dent's transformation in TDK feels rushed and random, not quite as believable.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

(x-post)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link

joker jailbreak the big one. but yeah it's still great stuff.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Dent's transformation into Two-Face is being wholly overblown by ppl familiar with the comic books IMO; all he was was a pissed-off dude with a burned face who was exacting vengeance on the ppl he thought were responsible for his fiancee's death.

so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

That's true, it wasn't as if he immediately became this "Two Face" personality.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

He did start throwing the coin and thinking justice is random, didn't he? Also, Joker's plan seemed to depend on Dent becoming crazy in a way that would taint his former reputation, which means Joker is helluva planner.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

when is joker NOT portrayed as a helluva intricate planner to the point of complete ridicness?

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Most of the time, at least in comics. Being crazy prepared is Batman's attribute, not really Joker's.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

are you talking about the same joker who schemed to become iran's ambassador to the UN so he could gas everyone and yet claim diplomatic immunity

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe they'd make the riddler another rich high tech playboy dude but instead of an insane vigilante he's a goofball who steals stuff, i'd be into that

― goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:24 Bookmark

This could be really cool, and it would be a different twist on the "how good are Gotham's people really" theme - now testing whether their fascination with Batman has more to do with the fact that he fights crime or the fact that he's freaky and exotic. Fabulous, winking, quipping playboy Riddler, while robbing banks and so on, ends up being more popular than Batman!

(Could also take the opportunity to talk about the shit economy, people being fed up with fat cats = guy who robs banks is a kind of folk-heroic Robin Hood.)

Also kind of like the Die Hard 3 idea, just as a way of making the riddles less inexplicable...

The real challenge of course is the pressure to do another "serious" film after #2, but having not so many pressing issues left to cover that fit well under the Bat umbrella. TDK kind of covered most of the really interesting ground, it's gonna be hard not to just descend into the mythos and tell internally interesting but globally uncompelling stories with the characters.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://nooneknowswhatitslike.ytmnd.com/

Sure this further ruined the song for me and I'll never unhear it, but it's not like I was gonna listen to "Who's Next" again anyway, right?

Cunga, Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

what a disaster for the who

well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 October 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

and what a coup for internet memes.

Cunga, Saturday, 17 October 2009 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the venn diagram of people aware enough of current events to know about occupy and people who wait for things to show up in their batman movies before giving them credence probably doesn't have a huge amount of overlap, let's put it that way

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 January 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

Ya but in the right gerrymandering system it's just enough

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Monday, 22 January 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

I'm on your schedule, Captain

omar little, Monday, 22 January 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

^^^should replace "otm"

omar little, Monday, 22 January 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

Nolan Batman >>>>>> Burton Batman you are all goths.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 22 January 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

just remembered that bruce wayne's devastating spinal injury in this is solved by having some guy punch him really hard in the back

helluva movie

― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 January 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you'd like a film closer to reality may I point you to Rome, Open City.

Glad to help.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 22 January 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

Nolan Batman >>>>>> Burton Batman you are all goths.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, January 22, 2018 9:31 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^i'm on your schedule, cap

omar little, Monday, 22 January 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link


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