SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA SERBIA
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link
(Also I am very ashamed but I enjoyed Georgia quite a bit)
Cyprus presenting a masterclass in killing your own quite decent song
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:50 (one year ago) link
I'm convinced Serbia aren't going to go through and I'm sad about it already.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
I would be surprised if it goes through (but also very happy)
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Thursday, 12 May 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link
There you go, guys
― gyac, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:12 (one year ago) link
Yesssss! The rest of the lot that went through today was pretty poor, I've got to say. They picked mostly the most boring ones.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:17 (one year ago) link
Czech Republic was good!
― gyac, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:18 (one year ago) link
Serbia going through made me VERY happy. Estonia was the 'most improved' for sure, credit to the guy and glad he went through. Beyond that mostly indifferent or unsurprised though I would easily swap out San Marino for Finland on that front.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
And yeah, Czech Republic made up for some iffy performances on the promo tour by all accounts.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Czechia was good fun, yes. Not quite as fun as Austria if we're comparing cheesy dance entries, but I definitely approve.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:32 (one year ago) link
None of my favourite Cyprus -> Ireland -> North Macedonia stretch made it through :( Serbia obv great, rest was mostly blah.
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:26 (one year ago) link
I am sad that my favorite of the lot (Cyprus) didn't go through :(
Was the performance really that bad? I haven't watched
Rooting for Czech Republic now
― daavid, Thursday, 12 May 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
Cyprus was pitchy and the whole thing felt a bit flat.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 May 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link
I wish they could just do playback. It's a song contest, not a singing contest, after all.
― daavid, Friday, 13 May 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link
I said this on twitter, but I think it also suffered from feeling behind-the-curve in general. I like that sort of sound a lot but it's kinda what Eurovision was full of pre-covid. Added to staging that failed to impress and a lacklustre performance, it was fairly doomed.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 May 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link
Just taking this off the official Eurovision site, for reference.
Grand Final Running Order:๐จ๐ฟ Czech Republic: We Are Domi โ Lights Off
๐ท๐ด Romania: WRS โ Llรกmame
๐ต๐น Portugal: MARO โ Saudade, Saudade
๐ซ๐ฎ Finland: The Rasmus โ Jezebel
๐จ๐ญ Switzerland: Marius Bear โ Boys Do Cry
๐ซ๐ท France: Alvan & Ahez โ Fulenn
๐ณ๐ด Norway: Subwoolfer โ Give That Wolf A Banana
๐ฆ๐ฒ Armenia: Rosa Linn โ Snap
๐ฎ๐น Italy: Mahmood & Blanco โ Brividi
๐ช๐ธ Spain: Chanel โ SloMo
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands: S10 โ De Diepte
๐บ๐ฆ Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra โ Stefania
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: Malik Harris โ Rockstars
๐ฑ๐น Lithuania: Monika Liu โ Sentimentai
๐ฆ๐ฟ Azerbaijan: Nadir Rustamli โ Fade To Black
๐ง๐ช Belgium: Jรฉrรฉmie Makiese โ Miss You
๐ฌ๐ท Greece: Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord โ Die Together
๐ฎ๐ธ Iceland: Systur โ Meรฐ Hรฆkkandi Sรณl
๐ฒ๐ฉ Moldova: Zdob ลi Zdub & Advahov Brothers โ Trenuleศul
๐ธ๐ช Sweden: Cornelia Jakobs โ Hold Me Closer
๐ฆ๐บ Australia: Sheldon Riley โ Not The Same
๐ฌ๐ง United Kingdom: Sam Ryder โ SPACE MAN
๐ต๐ฑ Poland: Ochman โ River
๐ท๐ธ Serbia: Konstrakta โ In Corpore Sano
๐ช๐ช Estonia: Stefan โ Hope
― emil.y, Friday, 13 May 2022 14:40 (one year ago) link
It's fucking sadboi Eurovision this year.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 May 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link
wow at the Italy-Spain-NL-Ukraine sequence in the middle
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 May 2022 16:28 (one year ago) link
..and the SWE-(aus)-UK-POL-(SER)-EST package at the endthose are the other big shots imo that are *not* my personal favs
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 May 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
well, SER *is* a personal fav, but I donโt consider it a contender. (and AUS is neither)
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 May 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
Ireland was awful. I donโt understand anyone who liked it. Dated af.
― gyac, Friday, 13 May 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
Moldova should make a strong showing on that placement. The train song is fun!
― gyac, Friday, 13 May 2022 16:46 (one year ago) link
I'd much rather be watching dated upbeat pop than the raft of sad whining men that got through, so I supported Ireland. Also I liked the synth line that came in at times.
― emil.y, Friday, 13 May 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
Am absolutely going to be voting for Moldova tonight, the video for the song is so great. Have yet to hear any of the big five but almost everyone I know is really excited about the UKโs entry?
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
Oh dear god the UK entry sucks so bad. I like France's entry, and Spain seems like a banger but a bit by-the-numbers. Don't think I've heard more than mini clips of the other two?
― emil.y, Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
I think people are excited about the UK entry because he's tiktok famous so might not crash and burn? But we've had name recognition before and it didn't help.
― emil.y, Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:32 (one year ago) link
I don't care for the UK entry, but have to say it is an improvement on the last few years, it at least has a memorable hook.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link
Also having a young fanbase across the continent will help.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
it at least has a memorable hook
Does it, though?
― emil.y, Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
I've heard it once, a couple of weeks ago, and can still remember it, which is my test.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:47 (one year ago) link
also the previous "name recognition" gambit was "let's assume most countries in Europe have thousands of diehard Englebert Humperdinck fans who will vote for any old tosh if he's involved"
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link
Yeah the name recognition is dependent on also having a semi decent song. Blue did ok, Humperdinck and Bonnie Tyler, not so much.
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link
Radio 4 talking about Eurovision just now, seem to be excited not that the UK have a chance of winning but that they are likely to finish in the top half of the leaderboard.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:23 (one year ago) link
I can remember the hook ("space... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn") but not the rest of it.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link
remember last year when the hook was [generic EDM trumpet sample 001] and they decided to highlight this by having him perform between two giant trumpets
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link
Itโs better than average for a UK entry but I have doubts about how well it will do on stage. Also the hook thatโs in my head is actually the Babylon Zoo hook.
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
tonight is the first time in 17 years that Iโm not watching live :(
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Saturday, 14 May 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link
xxp maybe when he sings the hook they can hoist him up in the air on wires.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 18:10 (one year ago) link
Here we go then
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link
I like this little parade of nations thing, so I can remember the entry before theyโre actually on
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:12 (one year ago) link
Serbia got a nice cheer there
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
Who's in then?
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
10 seconds in and I ask my first 'What does this sound like" of many this evening
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
This is such a banger but going first is such a killer
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:21 (one year ago) link
Think it was 'Titanium' it reminded me of
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link
Portugal is so dreary..
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
I quite like it for a slow one!
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
Surely only Portuguese people get that one?Idk why the Rasmus opened with the IT vibe. This is not good.
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link
Sounds like Bon Jovi.
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:32 (one year ago) link