#3 worst actor nomination thread

the problem is "the bar is Bloom" makes it very hard for me to come up with anyone!

I hate Branagh's Benedick, though. Thompson's Beatrice is a delight.

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i have never seen Henry V

He mugs like hell as Benedick, not pleasasntly. His Henry V is still solid and gets at the king's ease with casual cruelty too.

yeah it’s not meant to be “never name anyone EVER” but like there’s a whole industry of mediocrities and actors who’ve maybe delivered one decent performance in their lives and every single one of them beats Bloom even if they were adlibbing an unmemorised script with diarrhoea. That, my friends, is the bar.

lol gyac

I hate Branagh's Benedick, though. Thompson's Beatrice is a delight.

ah yes that does ring a bell. iirc Michael Keaton's performance is also extremely damning evidence for deems' case against him upthread (probably Keanu too, but we've turned that horse into paste now)

I'm not mad about either Branagh's Henry V or Iago tbh.

true but i love Keaton. i blame Branagh as a director for his performance. Keanu is kind of funny in it?

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wow i’m glad i wasn’t reading this thread when deems built a case against michael keaton

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It's possible! I mostly remember him feeling totally out of place, but that same quality mostly worked in Dracula so you might be right

oh no, I should check that it even was deems

So, drinks tonight at Bar Bloom or Bar Benedick?

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okay, "case" was off, more of a tentative suggestion that Old Lunch immediately quashed

still, it's hard to exaggerate how woefully awful Keaton is in Much Ado. I would advise actors who need to play a character that is spectacularly bad at acting to study that performance.

ftr, I have loved him in lots of other things, so I think horseshoe is correct that the direction is a big factor

Possibly wrong: George Wendt? John Ratzenberger is so good he sort of hides how wooden Wendt can be when he's not doing a traditional-Norm-zinger

I need to go do washing up/recycling but I leave you with my final For Your Considerations

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how can you both under and overact in the same expression
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That's totally from the 'smell the fart' playbook!

dogberry is an actor trap; agree it's prob branagh who didn't know any better than to push keaton into it. keanu puts a lot of that movie to shame imo: his readings are clunky but he is right there breathing inside the part. (it is the best part tho-- specifically because it insists on being in a diff play from everyone else-- so rob's "out of place" point applies.)

shit, the one who acts as if he hadn't been introduced to the rest of the cast is Washington.

I vaguely recall *none* of the Americans really working in that movie (maybe Robert Sean Leonard?), but I couldn't be mentioning Denzel itt

i don't know, Washington was so pretty back then; when Thompson's Beatrice says to his offer of marriage, "No, my lord, unless I might have another for working-days: your grace is too costly to wear every day" it really lands!

those bloom gifs are all so incredible

he is acting as if he has a face and is aware that it is covered with skin

i don't know, Washington was so pretty back then; when Thompson's Beatrice says to his offer of marriage, "No, my lord, unless I might have another for working-days: your grace is too costly to wear every day" it really lands!

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agree!

This is still Kevin Spacey.

i saw him in Moon for the Misbegotten once. he was so woefully miscast

yet I'm told by several friends he was fantastic in The Iceman Cometh.

it's been a long time, so I forget whether we have considered Emilia Clarke yet?

definitely a rising contender

The Iceman Cometh is eighty-six hours long and you need some kind of lifebuoy for that

Spacey had plenty of lifeboys.

Sam Neill is very good in Hunt For The Wilderpeople, can only imagine the carnage if Bloom lives to be the appropriate age for that kind of role.

joanne woodward

What? No.

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Btw speaking of the king of this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO5VEBVBmaU

Found this, suspect it was meant to be making the opposite point that it does.

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is anyone good at grabbing a gif if i offer mia farrow in death on the nile

I'll break with holiday spirit here and ask how has Ali MacGraw not appeared in this thread

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hugo weaving

add him straight into the spacey/malkovich "speak slowly, overuse your jaw" entry of "hang on you cant fuckin act lad"

incredible jaw though

the thing of dreams or nightmares, depending on your point of view

Come on, he made The Matrix.

by talking slowly and jawing like he was tripping

He was perfectly cast for that role. The problem is, that's about the extent of his range.

I’m sure I commented itt saying “fuck you he was great in Priscilla Queen of the Desert” but I’m not seeing it now so

you posted it in the wrong thread but it was noted

Ah, yeah, it was the LOTR thread

Ah no

Well I was right

tbf, I have never seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert

I am quite fond of him in The Matrix, I can tolerate him as Elrond.

He does enunciate beatifully.

*beautifully

over enunciate tho

"I was there the day the strength of men failed"