Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

yeah, biggest laugh/biggest scare in the whole series for me is that "would you like to see my mask" scarecrow scene ...

I did not think Scarecrow was a minor character in "Batman Begins" at all!

So, Depp is going from the Mad Hatter to The Riddler. I think that Depp needs a more low-key role...something that shows he's still ADEPPT at doing a more nuanced, subtle thing. Not another larger-than-life weirdo. It's getting stale. How about Paul Giammatti (spelling?) as the Penguin?

as a villain, I definitely liked the Scarecrow more than Ras Al Guhl... but it would seem weird to resort to him as the central villain for the third film, would be kinda taking a step backward/treading water.

I did not think Scarecrow was a minor character in "Batman Begins" at all!
not minor, but certainly not the center of the action in the way the joker was ...

BTW, I saw The Riddler, at his core, as a paranoid, hyperactive, insecure socoipath. To me, the riddles were a gimmick that fed his ego, and helped him deal with his insecurities and a constant sense of dread and paranoid. To me, he was Batman's most unhinged, insane enemy (now, obv., I think of The Joker in that role, but mostly b/c of the movies).

he was a guy in a question mark costume who told riddles

fuckin english majors!

I think the Joker should be in it if only for one scene, like they did for Scarecrow in Dark Knight. A Johnny Depp cameo as the Joker would be pretty awesome I think.

Dan/Daniel - I would assume they would make the Riddler a darker/more twisted character as well, (certainly the rich tradition of films with serial killers leaving compulsive clues behind - se7en, Zodiac, tons of others - springs to mind), but they would really have to make the character into a violent psychopath who's not in control of his behavior for that to work... and that's already such ridiculous, well-travelled ground that I don't think it would be particularly satisfying. That would basically make it a Dirty Harry movie. With costumes.

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I mean I can see it now...

Gordon: Batman! There's a mysterious serial killer on the loose and he's left clues behind, scrawled in blood on the wall!
Batman: I'm on my way

Me: zzzzzzz

i do not believe these Depp/Hoffman rumours. Too on-the-nose for Nolan.

I remember Mr. Freeze being really awesome on the cartoon Batman show. Scary, tragic.

Even in terms of fictional deaths you're jaded, Shakey Mo.

maybe they'd make the riddler another rich high tech playboy dude but instead of an insane vigilante he's a goofball who steals stuff, i'd be into that

i always liked this guy when i was a kid
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Ventiloquist_000000475.jpg

ha! Pitt should be the riddler, in his Twelve Monkeys guise

would assume they would make the Riddler a darker/more twisted character as well, (certainly the rich tradition of films with serial killers leaving compulsive clues behind - se7en, Zodiac, tons of others - springs to mind), but they would really have to make the character into a violent psychopath who's not in control of his behavior for that to work... and that's already such ridiculous, well-travelled ground that I don't think it would be particularly satisfying. That would basically make it a Dirty Harry movie. With costumes.

wtf are you talking about?

Why can't they take The Riddler in the direction of the "Die Hard" example I gave, namely a smart, ruthless guy who sets up these elaborate riddles and death traps that all lead AWAY from the prosaic-but-audacious-in-size bank robbery that is his real goal? Not everything has to be about psychos eating eyeballs.

also goole OTM: maybe the prosaic turn is to actually keep a lighter tone but make him more of a thrillseeker thief rather than a tortured baby-spiker

ha now i'm waiting for this: the gotham public likes its new lighthearted costumed villain more than its dour costumed protector who, maybe a reality-show celeb media satire vibe (ok no)

Hoffman could do his Capote voice as the Penguin.

Actually, since Batman is taking the fall for the Two-Face rampage and the death of Harvey Dent, maybe you have one villain be the standard crook and the other one be a vigilante going after Batman for being a menace.

Dan's riddler would have to spend most of the movie getting foiled and/or caught then in the finale switcheroo be successful to work as described. That would mean villain wins. Don't know if that would work. Maybe.

Also kudos to danielesque for posting links to rumors from a year ago.

ty, ty.

There were new to me!

I remember Mr. Freeze being really awesome on the cartoon Batman show. Scary, tragic.

yup.

also in this: http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Snow-Dan-Curtis-Johnson/dp/1401212654

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zyPd08SPL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

I'm inclined to think this Depp/Hoffman rumor is bullshit because a) as noted this rumor has been around since before DK was even out, and b) its way more likely that Gyllenhaal will be in the third movie as Catwoman - she's already under contract for three movies, it would fit into the personal transformation/unintended consequences thread of the existing narrative, you don't SEE her die ("cats have 9 lives" lolz). Plus the cat joke/ref in DK.

By all means there could be another villain, but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman.

Depp would be completely non-threatening as the Riddler imo, the best thing about the first two movies was Gary Oldham so as long as he's in the next one i'm happy.

but I'll be very surprised if there's no Gyllenhaal as Catwoman

(a) would look good in costume; (b) would allow her to play the opposite of the character she played in Secretary.

not minor, but certainly not the center of the action in the way the joker was ...

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...which was about two-face as much as it was about the joker in exactly the same way as the first one was about ras al ghul as much as it was about the scarecrow!

http://api.ning.com/files/Le3SG5S3b51hIu7izQ0r55geK1-Ac4i6J436InSm0jvY5ENxdjLZvYp5RCxxokTdE*qA782dGgqsudG44zbpUhyiSQlC5SUY/crazy_quilt.jpg

only logical choice imo

that dude has problems

Starting with his greasy forelock.

still crossing my fingers for catwoman. bale's on record saying he wants wayne to knock boots, and I think the sex angle is the only novel place to go post-joker - otherwise it's all just crime bosses with goofy fetishes ("I like cold!" "I like alice in wonderland!")

i may have posted this on a thread before, but I'd love to have catwoman call out bale's goofy "argh i'm batman" voice and then have him abandon it, as if finally accepting that wayne is the costume and that batman is the real him.

some other villainy casting ideas i wrote for work a while back

eric roberts didn't actually die, gets really into greek mythology and becomes...maxie zeus!

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

ben foster is a cyberpunk who decides batman is the reason crime bosses are buying funny hats and becomes...anarky!

sly stallone is bane!

maybe you have one villain be the standard crook and the other one be a vigilante going after Batman for being a menace.

http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/News/Images/Special.jpg

miley cyrus is a teeage sociopathic joker fan who becomes...harley quinn!

YES.

Pretty cool fan-made poster
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/riddlerpostercopy.jpg

I was typing 'Batman' into Google and after I clicked search I realized I had actually typed 'Batmoon'

Luckily the GIS results were not as bad as I thought they would be

Third Rock From The Sun kid to take over the Joker role. Maggie as Catwoman.

just... "maggie"?

maggie smith

Thatcher. Filming starts tomorrow just in case.

I think bringing in Catwoman would be a good idea, but didn't Gyllenhaal's character die in the Dark Knight? They'd require some major retconning to make her into Catwoman. Also, the enemies/partners + sex + costume fetish thing between Bruce and Selina was done so well in Batman Returns, they'd have to find a new angle to that, otherwise they're just biting Burton. I guess Catwoman being an ex of Bruce's who's pissed off at him for letting Joker (supposedly) kill her could provide that angle.

I think the only way to top the first two films, and a nice left turn and final nail for the trilogy, would be to have the next film as a huge set piece, something like The Long Halloween (but not that), Dog Day Afternoon or Die Hard.

It's all so old hat now. I say turn Batman evil and psychotic. Make Oldman the hero, sympathetic to Batman because of his past help, but single-mindedly focused on reigning him in.

i like mei's idea

I just checked the Wikipedia page to see how Bruce Wayne overcame his backache and I realized that I'd completely forgotten that Catwoman and Talia Al Ghul were in this thing, and that I'd also forgotten basically the entire movie. And then realized that I don't think I could piece together even a rudimentary summary of any of the three Nolan films. I remember that Morgan Freeman and My Cocaine were in them. And Cillian Murphy (forgot about Scarecrow), and Heath Ledger, of course. Just remembered that Maggie Gyllenhaal replaced Katie Holmes. Ummm...a hospital exploded at some point? Oh, Liam Neeson. Aaron Eckhart. I mostly just remember who was in them. Tom Hardy. What did they do in these things? I don't know. I really don't. Gary Oldman. That football stadium...collapsed, maybe? Sheesh. Oh, Batman made that truck flip over. That was pretty cool. I could probably relate the events of the first Burton Batman minute-by-minute but I guess I probably saw that 852 times as opposed to the one time I saw each of the Nolans.

xpost!!! bizarro!!

We could be doing so much more with this perpetual mind meld, brother.

Maybe its workmanlike lameness is just a tribute to Chuck Dizon

I think Nolan might be the master of completely ephemeral spectacle. Even most bad blockbuster-y movies have at least a scene or two that sticks with me, but I genuinely remember almost nothing about any of his films.

lol so otm.

the first two Burton films are still my favorite

I've enjoyed and often even loved every Nolan movie I've seen on first viewing, eventually I learned that these movies absolutely do not hold up to repeat viewings, or even reminiscing.

We could be doing so much more with this perpetual mind meld, brother.

it's starting to freak me out a little, honestly!

this movie is the biggest pile of shit in the world

The Prestige really stuck with me, and I loved it at the time. Probably doesn't hold up now, but nice to have the Bowie scenes.

Maybe its workmanlike lameness is just a tribute to Chuck Dizon

i dunno if you've checked in with chuck dixon recently (and let's be honest, why would you) but his 'workmanlike lameness' has descended into full-on maga-chuddery over the last few years

Bane voice is the one thing that I still think of from this movie

I was noodling around the house and put on some streaming movies from Amazon, including that Vin Diesel xXx movie from last year, and there's a segment where it seems like they're about to crash this giant military plane. I'm mumbling "crashing this plane... with no survivors!" at the tv and laughing

Bane Irish traveller callout is the best thing about this

And the iDENtiTY of the TRIGger Man is... a MYSTERY!

― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Sunday, January 21, 2018 10:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just started giggling at this

do you guys think that Tom Hardy does the voice around the house when he's talking to his dogs?

bane voice is a gift to humanity, not least because it creeps into so many other tom hardy performances - his slurred cockney muttering in peaky blinders in particular is always teetering on the precipice of full-on bane

dmac otm xxp

Also, what asshole looks at the whole history of Batman and think, "Let's do Knightfall!!!"

the Nolans, obv

Tom hardy hasn't spoken clearly since I pointed out that he is in fact Judi dench in an inflatable muscle skin some years back

Fooling nobody judi

when's the next season of Taboo going to air, can we get Tom back to work on that

Bane's voice and memes is truly the lasting gift of these films.

perhaps also TDKR giving Occupy protesters their mainstream film debut in a film about a billionaire vigilante being our only hope. i wonder if in some weird, twisted way, it actually helped to legitimize the cause to the general public.

No

I'm not sure it put the angry mob in a sympathetic light but I get where you're coming from

Tom hardy hasn't spoken clearly since I pointed out that he is in fact Judi dench in an inflatable muscle skin some years back

eager to refute this obvious nonsense, i google image searched for pictures of dench and hardy together and found nothing

~~x-files theme~~

can't agree about occupy, but i think it's obvious that a series of blockbuster movies about a billionaire vigilante being our only hope put trump in the white house

fwiw i mean "legitimized" as in "This isn't just a thing the news made up, i saw it in Batman"

i think the venn diagram of people aware enough of current events to know about occupy and people who wait for things to show up in their batman movies before giving them credence probably doesn't have a huge amount of overlap, let's put it that way

Ya but in the right gerrymandering system it's just enough

I'm on your schedule, Captain

^^^should replace "otm"

Nolan Batman >>>>>> Burton Batman you are all goths.

just remembered that bruce wayne's devastating spinal injury in this is solved by having some guy punch him really hard in the back

helluva movie

― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 January 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you'd like a film closer to reality may I point you to Rome, Open City.

Glad to help.

Nolan Batman >>>>>> Burton Batman you are all goths.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, January 22, 2018 9:31 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^i'm on your schedule, cap