Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

leche de coco to the first 5 notes of the funkytown melody

Oooh, I love the way you love the way you love me
There's nowhere else I'd rather be (la-di-la-di-liee-eee-eeeye)
Oooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me
I only wish that you could see-eeee The Spy Who Loved Me (Loved me)
Woah-ooh-oh-oooh-oh, The Spy Who Loved Me

"The Story of a Canceled Teen" to the tune of "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

I sing “I’ve been learning to troll” to the opening line of “Mama Mia”

I know when that hotline bling
It can only mean one thing
Diarrhea

Goodbye, Suzy Creamcheese
Who could hang a name on you?

Ask any Honda owner who's often left alone all by herself

When I walk my dog, he likes to kick and scrape with his back paws after he, well, poops. Which is a problem if I'm on somebody's lawn. And then one day I had a certain playlist on. So now in these situations, I like to croon quietly to myself--

No diggity (I got to bag it up)

(reading laundry care instructions)

“Tumble dry LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW…”

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Every time my partner says "darling", I think (and sometimes say) "we're up against it." Which is a problem, because darling is my partner's go-to when addressing me.

The thing is, I don't even like 'Major Leagues' that much. But it's lodged in my head somehow.

A friend was obsessed with switching out love for lunch: Lunch Will Keep Us Togwether, Lunch Will Tear Us Apart, The Greatest Lunch of All, Stop in the Name of Lunch, When a Man Lunches a Woman....

― mottdeterre, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:23 PM

A big lunch one for me is "break for lunch" => Break 4 Love by Raze

Can’t remember if I posted these above, but I do the same thing with “Armenia” for “America” (God Bless Armenia, etc) and — the coup de grace — “asshole” for “angel”:

JUST CALL ME ASSHOLE
OF THE MORNING, ASSHOLE!

https://xkcd.com/2665/

"time blindness" to the chorus of "Sky Pilot"

An ADHD anthem for the ages.

Did we do “Musk” -> “Tusk” yet?

Hard to see this on the shelf without a Dead Boys tune running thru my head:

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Lol

Haha!

listening to steve reich's "six marimbas" and i can't stop hearing the "from broke to having brokers" line from nelly's "country grammar" repeating ad infinitum

Bruschetta with anchovies
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way

When ironing a shirt:

I’m gonna put on my ironed shirt
and chase Satan out of earth

Root killer

Wider than a mile

"Beef Bourgignon" to 'Carol of the bells'

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This is getting more ingrained as I get older.

New ones:
Scrubbin' the potatoes - to the Donna Summer - I Feel Love intro

Not strictly what this thread describes but I listened to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road quite a lot and the lyrics 'Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood - and teaching would suit you still less' - from the Dentist song in Little Shop of Horrors - just jump right in there, every time (at the 'Maybe you'll get a replacement - there's plenty like me to be found' bit).

Colonel Gaddafi is on his way
Colonel Gaddafi is here to stay

It took me a few seconds to recall what the original song was.

Oh yo, it was Grendel
Yo, he worked at Red Lobster but I didn’t remendel

POOOOOOOOOOLLL!

Linen by linen, by linen, by linen
I keep holding on

Lol

When making the bed: Clean sheets, on the bed! (Discharge "Free Speech for the Dumb")

clothing brand "Reb Dolls" --> Tom Waits' "Rain Dogs"

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... not yet a woman!

Ha ha, brilliant

milk is chillin'
giz is chillin'
BONESAW IS READY

“Oooh ohh” in Heart of Glass is “mmm Danone” for me, a yoghurt jingle.

Playing in my brain's radio this morning:

Will Smith: "I'm goin' to New Jersey" (backup singer): "Welcome to New Jersey"

If done up in a ludicrously parodic Joisey accent by local radio talent, that could have made a good bumper for NJ FM stations in the late 90s.

I used to wake up in the morning, I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights, I went and told my dad
He said, "Son, now here's some little something,"
And stuck it on my wall
And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
In fact I, I don't feel bad at all (I don't feel bad at all)

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Beef lasagne
Beef lasagne
Beef lasagne to the king (of kings)
Beef lasagne
Beef lasagne
Beef lasagne to the king!

Goes hand in hand with my 'beef bourgignon' to 'Carol of the bells'

lol "my beef bourgignon" is now in my head to "Felix Navidad"

Feliz not Felix

Felisa me muero!

Earlier, in the next room, boxes of Girl Scout cookies were being counted for distribution. I heard the phrase "Two Trefoils..." – and sang out, "...and a microphooooone!"

I was very proud of this. #DaddestOfDads

I don't want my pizza burnin

when I was in 6th grade choir they made us sing 'intro' songs, usually existing melodies with lyrics changed to be about facts about us, and one duo chose "Do You Love Me?" as their melody but sang "Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? No I don't! Do you know me? Now you're in my class!" and that's still how I hear it to this day because I remember only the most inane shit from childhood.

mostly happens to me with thread titles now

"I HATE Steely Dan" -> The Spongetones' "My Girl Maryanne"

"Elon Musk" -> Throwing Muses' "Ellen West" ("dancing on his graaaave")

also:
Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?
Worse than it used to be
Worse than it used to be

also happens a lot with names in mailboxes, but I can't share those :(

"I HATE Steely Dan"
Put another coin in the jukebox baby