voight-kampff test log, 2022.10.05
look at the image and do not blink.https://i.imgur.com/Jno94DY.png(ten seconds pass)is this NFT or is this Gorillaz or is this NFT and Gorillaz?
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
yr all gonna look pretty stupid when your grandkids are the only ones in the post-apocalyptic hellscape without an heirloom zombie space monkey jpg
― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 03:14 (one year ago) link
It all makes total sense now, how I’m Kranky King and I hate the children
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link
It’s like, yes you do jump so high and do the ground pound and ride the Rhino. And your soundtrack is one of the best I’ve ever heard. And yet, the entire purpose, for more bananas, is both measurable and idiotic
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:50 (one year ago) link
Kranky K*ong
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:54 (one year ago) link
an evergreen proposal would be "let's figure out a way to auto-generate our creative output! we can be more like managers setting the initial parameters and shape of the system
I say this as a fan but… Autechre?
― I am using your worlds, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 05:14 (one year ago) link
Yes! Same. And I feel that deeply with autechre. I can do extremely right, as well. But the tools of generative art can go extemely wrong in a capitalist’s hands
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 06:45 (one year ago) link
My laptop broke so permanent typos with me are a thing, sorry. Just guess
https://www.nme.com/news/music/madonna-readies-nft-collection-that-includes-her-avatar-giving-birth-to-a-tree-3221905
― koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 08:09 (one year ago) link
I find some the generative art aesthetically pleasing. I'm sure it is a very small percentage, but TBH for real art doesn't have a great hit rate either. And I wouldn't pay anything for it, unless I could flip it. But it makes for nice phone wallpaper, I like the way it looks in my capitalist hand.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link
Mr. Bean/Rowan Atkinson NFTs make sense when you realize that the 21st Century version of Blackadder would be totally be a CryptoBro.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link
I'm nominally on Parler, so I get emails like this.
Dear Reader,
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― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
own a special and unique piece of our 45th President, Donald J. Trump
Quite the offer...
― jmm, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link
you know you're on the premier social media platform when it openly aligns itself with the single dumbest political movement in the history of humanity
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link
https://cdn.deepredsky.io/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.deepredsky.io%2Fcover-picture%2F97a56ad2-8bf6-4192-9aed-4a36c9121095.png&w=3840&q=75
― koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link
Why do I have an erection
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:00 (one year ago) link
because you watched so many erectile dysfunction commercials that one day you found yourself buying them and eating them so that when Roman Sr. and Jr. tell you to buy them you can know you already did
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
because you can't be a man unless you're rock hard while watching angry news
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-10/blue-chip-nft-collections-hit-harder-by-crypto-rout-than-bitcoin
"Blue Chip NFT Collections"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
“There have been substantial portfolios of NFTs built in the last six months,” said Michael Bucella, a partner at BlockTower Capital Advisors
"substantial"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:34 (one year ago) link
Let's get phygital, phygital
Who is DC Draino?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 20:45 (one year ago) link
I don't know who a single person on that MAGA stars list is.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 21:04 (one year ago) link
cmon, you know BJ Baldwin
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link
I actually don't! Google tells me he's a "car racer."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 23:10 (one year ago) link
‘DC Draino’ Rogan O’Handley Left A Lucrative Legal Career To Fight For Trump On Social Media
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
BJ Baldwin was a '70s gay porn pioneer IIRC, his pubes were trimmed to match the curve of his 'stache.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 23:27 (one year ago) link
every one is generatively unique
https://i.imgur.com/EaScMJb.jpg
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Thursday, 12 May 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link
this madonna x beeple garbage, at first i was like “lol, typical” and moved on with my life, but no, it sank its hooks into me. congratulation you turds, i’m engaged despite myself.
fuck this so much. a grift is a grift; fine, whatever, it’s [current year] so what else would you expect. but they’re dressing up this foul nonsense in perfectly unimpeachable charity clothes, and oh look here’s madonna’s avatar giving birth to a tree.
they give so huge a shit about these charities, auction off something real, sacrifice something of actual value, of any value whatsoever, not this gateway to/support of the crypto-scamosphere, which, hello again, madonna’s avatar giving birth to a tree, you’re gonna have to pump out a few billion more of those to offset the environmental wreckage caused by luring more marks onto the blockchain, goddamnit it’s so contradictory & incoherent it’s practically a koan, a singularity of assholish stupidity sucking in my brain and turning it into spaghetti, PLUS!
oh it’s a celebration of motherhood, so powerful and mystical — really? really???? right now, right at this exact time, “yay the power of giving birth” READ THE FUCKING ROOM AND ALSO GARGLE A BAG OF DICKS
― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link
reminds me of all the corporate "charity" ads that you see during any sports game. "if they hit a home run in the 6th inning, Hyundai will donate $1000 to the make a wish foundation!!!", knowing that over 162 games that will happen a very, very predictable amount of times, and that they could just fork over the money (and get their tax deduction, which no one i know makes enough money to be able to claim, which makes charity a project of the rich) ahead of time without having to demand that it be an advertisement for themselves which highlights how charitable they are, 162 different times every year
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link
hi jeremy, i love you and i'm sorry you're dying of cancer. we could help make your dreams come true before you die, but there's gotta be a little something in it for me too, ok? so we need dylan carlson to hit a big fly here, ok? ooooooh...dylan wasn't able to do it today. dylan is very selfish"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link
somehow tying this back to madonna, beeple and nfts, i guess what i'm trying to say is that i'd muuuuuuuuch rather prefer that they just be straightforward that it's all about money, and that art is an afterthought. same with hyundai -- i get that you're a company that wants to make a bunch of money. "money: it's the thing you need to live! and it's the ONLY reason to live!" just make an ad like that, i'd respect them so much more
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 May 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link
brutal
Do you own that monkey picture?— Ryanair (@Ryanair) May 13, 2022
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 13 May 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
Madonna's pap smear, NFT edition
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 13 May 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
An NFT of the green Fetalini striped short-sleeve sweater that Cobain wore in the video is also up for auction, with an estimated value of $6,000 to $8,000. The auction house said Kurt gave the actual sweater to his mother.
oh brother, gimme a break
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
Let’s see, if Jack’s first tweet ended up being valued at $85, or wherever they landed, and we can all agree that Kurt Cobain’s sweater is at least one thousand times more interesting and valuable than anything to do with Jack and his first tweet, that does put the estimate value at around $85K, so this will probably be a worthwhile investment
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 May 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
how do you dry clean a NFT though
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 May 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
You know the washing machine cover, sonic youth? It’s still available...
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 May 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
I didn’t read this or anything but such a perfect headline
https://www.iflscience.com/technology/vastly-uneven-ratio-of-men-to-women-shuts-down-bored-ape-nft-dating-app/
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 May 2022 20:14 (one year ago) link
i also saw that gamestop, as a company, is getting down with NFTs now (https://kotaku.com/gamestop-nft-crypto-blockchain-bitcoin-marketplace-meme-1848952829) and it reminded me of that whole thing with gamestop last year, which i tried to ignore but happened in the background and seemed to be all about people investing in gamestop even though it sucked, just to demonstrate that a large group of grunting people with too much money can make the world change (?) and it made me wonder, did the investbros end up buying out gamestop or something? or did gamestop leadership realize that their one, baffling group of supporters were these people who had so much extra money that they decided to throw it all on a dying gameseller? is this gamestop catering to their group of mouths that move in the same direction while having too much money?
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 May 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
we're in a recession pic.twitter.com/v26Em0RfB1— nerve stapler (@gun_toucher) May 21, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 May 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
A corollary of sorts to the collapse of the Bored Ape dating club.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quqxaIpgKbA
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 23 May 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
oh nice, finally someone found a legitimate use case for NFTs!
Hotels are adopting an NFT-based system, in which stays are converted to NFTs, which the customer must sell to someone else if they decide to cancel. The system benefits hotels—who don't have to refund cancellations—by putting the onus on customers. https://t.co/i5PG46VwaS— maxwell (@maxwellstrachan) May 24, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link
(i've been doomsaying this for what feels like centuries now - this shit is not something that stays limited to cryptobros - it sucks badly because they are trying to _integrate_ it into the rest of our lives. it's an NFT today, it's whatever tomorrow, but the basic idea is that anything and everything in your life is an object that has value and must be commodified, whether you want that or not
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link
i am ex-christian but i think this is what happened when spirituality, faith, and real community are gradually removed from life, and replaced with only capitalism. this is complete emptiness
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 15:15 (one year ago) link
yeah, I showed up for a Covid test and the woman at the door points to a poster and tells me to scan the QR Code, and I thought "Oh, now I understand all that Barcode/Mark of the Beast bullshit."
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 15:26 (one year ago) link
Assuming everyone has smartphones is a sucky thing lately.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 15:52 (one year ago) link
Hotels are adopting an NFT-based system, in which stays are converted to NFTs, which the customer must sell to someone else if they decide to cancel.
So just a game of hot potato like all other NFT schemes... cool
― jmm, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:06 (one year ago) link
thank you for making a reservation at our esteemed hotel.
here is your turd. you may trade it with anyone except for us
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link
*makes a gigantic, pointless, energy-intensive calculation in order to prove its a turd*
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link
and remember - please save the environment by letting our staff know if you don't need your linen and towels washed.