well let's see, let's start off with who is who is the most racist. then we're going to check off the "cruelty" column. of course, both of these now fall under the heading "white ohio christians". you also get a +25 if you're a reaaaaaaaaaaaal piece of shit
damn, jd vance checks ALL of these boxes!!!!!!
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:44 (one year ago) link
*JD Vance takes a giant shit in a box marked "heathens"*
*JD Vance's polls improve +8 overnight with cryptofucks*
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link
*great news for the economy, stocks fall -2.5%**we're all dying, again, stocks rise 3.4%*
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:46 (one year ago) link
Hillbilly NFT
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 02:20 (one year ago) link
This district went to Trump by 16%. Kudos to Glanville for running an amazing campaign against a far right opponent. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. https://t.co/FrxHZcH39N— Aaron (@BobbyBigWheel) May 4, 2022
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 02:26 (one year ago) link
Tim Ryan's pretty racist too, it will depend on whether being 'tough on China' or Mexico sells better.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 05:55 (one year ago) link
obv there are much more important things going on but something about the fact that when my time is up JD Vance will still be a United States Senator makes me just want to walk into traffic
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 13:11 (one year ago) link
probably has to call himself J.D. so people don't mix him up with Jack Vance
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
his name is Jank Dirk, he just won't say it
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:32 (one year ago) link
tim ryan is no great shakes but he did pledge to eliminate the filibuster if elected so
― in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
kinda thinking of changing my name tbh
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
Judge DreddJust DealJah Dude
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link
haaaaaaaaaaa
no, you are the true J.D.
Vance is a Jarn Dorf
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
xp
If nothing else, the Democratic Party is blowing up my phone
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 17:11 (one year ago) link
Oh yeah, the pleas for cash are coming in hot and heavy.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link
As much of a losing proposition as it is, the Dem party where I live just need people to run. So many uncontested seats.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link
This is the weirdest way to remind everyone that you fucked a literal teenager. pic.twitter.com/MxJlPkHvLO— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) May 4, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
Overthrowing republican government in favor of a Herschel Walker/JD Vance/Tommy Tuberville triumvirate.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 19:44 (one year ago) link
Needs more football players, maybe a lineman
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:03 (one year ago) link
Sing it with me folksWhoa oooh oooh ohHowie Long est time
― Heez, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link
He's PST I think
― Evan, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:33 (one year ago) link
Because I have been married for many years, and because Gaetz is too stupid to capitalize the first letter of a product name, I literally just had to Google "bumble match."
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
Fuck I forgot Dr. Oz might be in the Senate too
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link
Next pandemic we’ll have President Oz, shilling green coffee beans as a cure
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link
Is it the Senate, or a terrible late-period Match Game panel?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
House Majority Whip says that when he calls Rep Henry Cuellar his friend, he really means it. He praises Cuellar for building bridges, rather than hurling insults or avoiding colleagues pic.twitter.com/t5lOQbYA1M— Jack Herrera (@jherrerx) May 4, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:20 (one year ago) link
Holy fuck do not search Madison Cawthorn right now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
so the FL Bankers Assoc is having a dinner for Ron DeSantis tonight at this downtown Tampa hotel where I’m staying for work. wonder how fast they’ll have me forcibly removed if, should we have the unlikely occasion to cross paths, I cordially extend him the option of sucking my dick from the back?
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link
Tampa is nice this time of year, sorry
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
A new hit against me just dropped. Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny.We were acting foolish, and joking. That’s it. I’m NOT backing down.I told you there would be a drip drip campaign.Blackmail won't win. We will.— Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) May 4, 2022
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:49 (one year ago) link
Like the video is blurry enough just say it ain’t you. Have you learned nothing from the Trump years
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
why is every day of this idiotic man’s life a fraternity hazing event
― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
Just cousins bein cousins
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link
what's the new video? Just the groin grope?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 May 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
looks more like a video rated .5 stars on a gay porn tube because it’s too short and all you see is ass
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link
How is he not naming names about who invited him to the coke orgies at this point?
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
in other words it’s clearly supposed to be a smear, a homophobic smear. i hate Cawthorn but the logic driving this group’s campaign against him is equally fucking reprehensible
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
I’ve seen enough. Our next president.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/img/S11E16/709960.jpg
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link
I don't like him at all, but straight guys who have male friends who are mostly gay have been big in my life
― Dan S, Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link
This is the accurate take and why I’m only partially joking about him being a better candidate now than DeSantis, at least:
The video seems very bad, but there’s a pretty stunning lack of knowledge in bro culture from progressives on here who never left the quiet dorm. That doesn’t mean Cawthorn isn’t a shit head — he is! But a lot of people on here have no ability to understand fratty bro culture.— Tyler Dinucci!! (@TylerDinucci) May 4, 2022
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link
I admit, I have made little effort to understand fratty bro culture.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link
in other words it’s clearly supposed to be a smear, a homophobic smear.
i hate Cawthorn but the logic driving this group’s campaign against him is equally fucking reprehensible
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table),
tabes, I think you're missing the point. The leaks are not for you and me. The leaks are meant for donors and colleagues as evil as Cawthorn. Calling them homophobic is description, not criticism.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link
Fraternity culture is all about domination and submission, it makes perfect sense that certain homosexual acts happen in fraternities, whether consensual or not.Sleeping in bed together naked? Exaggerated moaning and actual dicksucking? I mean come on, this kid is gay as the day is long and also a total fucking piece of shit! The problem isn’t the first part but the last part! Even some left types seem gleeful! It’s fucked!
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:50 (one year ago) link
in other words it’s clearly supposed to be a smear, a homophobic smear.i hate Cawthorn but the logic driving this group’s campaign against him is equally fucking reprehensible― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table),tabes, I think you're missing the point. The leaks are not for you and me. The leaks are meant for donors and colleagues as evil as Cawthorn. Calling them homophobic is description, not criticism.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link
Republicans engaging in homophobia against their own?! Shock!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link
It's not clear from what you wrote, unless I misinterpreted it. That's why I couldn't stand when libs felt a need to posture on Twitter last week. "I hate Cawthorn BUT no one should attack him for wearing women's clothing," etc.
Read the room, ladies and gents. This is intraparty civil war.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:54 (one year ago) link
This is North Carolina's atrocious GOP establishment attacking an atrocious man.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:55 (one year ago) link
Whoever is leaking this is kind of fucking up bc the coke orgies story probably would’ve been forgotten in a week, people on the left probably assumed he just made it up and people on the right could easily convince themselves it was actually the Democrats, those sick fucks. Now everyone knows the story is true and if he loses re-election he’ll probably start naming names, unless they have more on him I suppose. Based on the story about his ex-wife it seems pretty clear the dude is really easy to manipulate if nothing else.
― frogbs, Thursday, 5 May 2022 00:56 (one year ago) link