marketing of masculinity

(somehow, tucker carlson only comes up as the 14th result in my google image search for "tan balls". more proof that google image search is a sad shadow of what it once was)

however, i guess it did lead me to My Tanned Balls University?

https://i.imgur.com/I6FqSlH.png

shoutout to the class of '92! i bet they have a lot to talk about at the reunions. "so, todd, i hate to ask the obvious question, but...how are those balls??"

are you saying google shadow banned tanned balls?

listen, i'm not saying anything, i'm just asking questions

and many people have been asking the same questions as well

new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgery

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings

― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)

all technology that benefits trans people was developed for the benefit of cis people first

Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is writing a book titled ‘Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need.’ Read more: https://t.co/g5ch7tMoV4 pic.twitter.com/AUB8NTOvYT

— The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) July 28, 2022

Asking Josh Hawley about manhood is like asking a donkey to play the piano.

Josh Hawley's manhood goes on sale next May.

But is anyone buying?

lol

Josh Hawley's "manhood" goes on sale next May

When I think masculinity I think "Ivy Leaguer whose bowtie would spin around if he saw an ankle"

if we marxists can cancel Xmas, surely we can cancel his manhood

whatever happened with Tucker's 'War on Men' special? I remember the laughingstock promos, but did anyone actually watch the thing?

Men and Christmas got together and beat the commies back!

babe, i don't think we should try counseling. it's a waste of time. it's gonna take too long

so i've been on realmanrevolution.com the last few days and i have a different idea i'd like to try...

https://i.imgur.com/fF5cpoN.png

i commented "that photo is from right after he says the words "realmanrevolution.com" out loud"

HA! take THAT real men

Awesome; my buy-back-in has been feeling a little left out recently.

I have been looking for tools to help my wife see that she does have some blame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmBXP33xCQ

I want realmanrevolution to collab with the TikTok couple who do dances while talking about the husband’s porn addiction. All the insanity that once remained behind closed doors out for us to behold.

Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things. pic.twitter.com/YkIf2cyjed

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022

anyone who watches his show and doesn't immediately realize what a huge mistake they made deserves to believe him

Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?

my specials need to air awhile if i wanna be a real man amirite

sorry

Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?

you don't understand. there is a revolutionary new technique in tanning your balls, since the last one came out. a new study has come out, new research. it all points in the same direction. you must tan your balls

it's not normal for them to not be as tanned as say, your tanned, chiseled abs

:(

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfX48CTVUAESWkF?format=jpg&name=small

the fuck is a 'Zaddy'?

Beardsturbation

https://livebearded.com/

why are male grooming products always some shade of brown/black/grey? why do they all smell like turpentine? do men hate pretty colours and nice smells?

speaking of which, Randy Quaid should be playing Karl Marx these days

https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24779376/681full-randy-quaid.jpg

xpost have you smelled most men? a lot of them do seem to enjoy smelling like a combination of mildew, mahogany, and onion rings

not most of them, but enough to get the point, yes

personally I'm more attracted to men who smell like flowers

"attracting thirsty cuties in line for organic lemonade" is a scene from my worst nightmare, which would obviously take place at a farmer's market

the only scents i catch lately that are appealing are like really warm herbalish sweet patchoulis, i think i've only encountered women wearing them.

“EPIC FIT” like you’re out slaying grendel in these farmer’s market shorts

Beards. I am growing an AMish beard. What does it do for me? Will it make me feel any different? Does it change me to have a scarglemuff-face?
Am I more A MAN with a beard and is that a good thing? (Thank God this is not facebook or that comment would have gotten me in fb jail)

a pharaoh beard grants immortality iirc

maybe amish beard grants barn raising skillz? pls tell us if you can raise a barn after establishing the full amish.

is the beard the phallus of the face?

Beards are reactionary. Shaving is praxis.

"is the beard the phallus of the face?" Not unless the pubic frump is the beard of the pubic mountain!

I hate having to shave - not for the way it looks, but the way it feels after 3 days of growth.

beards are reactionary *or* revolutionary - bearded moderates are phonies

Halfway, interesting.

I feel like I have been in a 35-year-long cycle of violence with my face. I hate shaving, yes, but I also having itchy scraggly unpleasant facial hair that abrades my wife.

Further, I don't like the way my beard grows. It isn't vigorous or consistent. I get a mustache and goatee and sideburny things pretty quickly, but my cheeks and jawline remain patchy and sparse. Because I don't like the look of the goatee (unflattering, plus possible shady GenX cultural associations), my choices are a Don Johnson-style permastubble, or shaving. It is a cruel trick of fate.

but the way it feels after 3 days of growth.

I do it in the shower every morning, never have to suffer with this unless I'm camping/road tripping

i hate having hair perpetually grow on my face. i'm also trapped in a horrible cycle with it. i get fed up, shave it all, and then let it grow for a couple weeks so it's in that really uncomfortable zone where people aren't sure if your life has gone wrong (it has) or if you're just being really lazy (i am) or if you're trying to go for a "beard" (sometimes i am, sort of).

i like the andy the grasshopper method of shaving in the shower every morning, but unfortunately *sad violin begins to play*, unfortunately, i just really love to take afternoon baths

that really uncomfortable zone where people aren't sure

Richard Ford described this facial phase as 'looking like a wretched sex offender'