He's being consumed by regret.
Hahahahahaha
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 1 May 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link
Posture still weird af.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 May 2022 17:48 (one year ago) link
he had his stomach glued to a golden ass
― | (Latham Green), Sunday, 1 May 2022 20:44 (one year ago) link
Trump: We’ve endorsed Dr.Oz. We’ve endorsed JP right? JD Mandell. He’s doing great pic.twitter.com/wkP3KetanL— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link
Everything he endorses turns to fake gold
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 13:39 (one year ago) link
Trump said he took the Samsung with him to the White House in 2017, but “it was taken from me at some point while I was president. I do not have the Samsung in my possession and I do not know its current whereabouts.”
the pornhub phone, no doubt
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 18:12 (one year ago) link
https://images.app.goo.gl/6SWD8kn5MTV6C6Ch7
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link
Truth Social Delivers...
This is normal… pic.twitter.com/BpU57pVzPj— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) May 18, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:55 (one year ago) link
HILLARY QUEENTON
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link
My drag name
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
If the Democrats are too incompetent not to incorporate a completely deranged, dementia laden sociopath Trump dancing next to the podium at the NRA convention days after 19 kids were murdered into many television ads, I give up. https://t.co/KjFyheMkcI— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) May 28, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:07 (one year ago) link
Leaning towards dud
― lemmy incaution (emsworth), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link
otm
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:25 (one year ago) link
you honestly cannot even imagine just how bad and tacky this https://t.co/jxUSbfioxI— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 28, 2022
Jesus. I’m expecting to Kirk Hammett to start riffing
― rare lipstick or mohawks that somehow make them more valuable (President Keyes), Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link
...and then for DT to start waxing rhapsodic about taco bowls.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link
Cue Angus Young
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
Jesus. I’m expecting to Kirk Hammett to start riffingHe did his little dance at the end
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link
The hogs just go wild when he does that little dance.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 28 May 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link
Waiting for the Vic Berger remix where the tolling bells are placed with an air horn.
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
Despite this being word salad, the meaning is clear. He's advocating for national don't say gay laws, and non-recognition of trans identities legally. The WH didn't do it in NOV-DEC 2018, but they will this time. Transphobia is now a central platform to the GOP, unlike 2016-2020. https://t.co/yj0EkPvsUc— Brynn Tannehill (@BrynnTannehill) May 29, 2022
'teach transgender'
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 29 May 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
"ok kids, homework tonight is go home and choose some clothes of the opposite gender, come in tomorrow wearing them, and we'll judge who's best..
― Mark G, Sunday, 29 May 2022 13:34 (one year ago) link
. <- this spot reserved for a bad joke about Christians and cross dressing
― StanM, Sunday, 29 May 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link
He's a bandit and a heart stressor Oh, but Jesus was a cross dresser
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 29 May 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
in case you were wondering, no this isn't real life.
The family of Isaac Hayes has spoken out against former president Donald Trump walking off and dancing to one of the late soul music pioneer’s songs after he read the names of murdered children at the NRA's convention.https://t.co/JzBDluxzdP— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) May 30, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 May 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
He’s a complicated man
― Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Monday, 30 May 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
You shut your mouth!
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 30 May 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
was it chocolate salty balls?
― StanM, Monday, 30 May 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
Isaac Hayes did not write Chocolate Salty Balls.
― Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Monday, 30 May 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link
But it is *his*
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 09:14 (one year ago) link
he does have custody of the balls
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 13:58 (one year ago) link
Isn’t Hayes dead? His balls could be anywhere.
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/06/13/how-will-trumps-primary-messages-affect-the-midterms/amp
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 9 June 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
Email from Trump sent three minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/6RNIoSHmNT— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 10, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link
lol, it turned out to be a link to a secret video
New email out from Trump 4 minutes ago pic.twitter.com/syZtruYELd— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 10, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:22 (one year ago) link
it is really amazing that there are so many people out there that would, on this night of all nights, gladly pay $50 to "unlock" a SECRET VIDEO"! that kind of grift is actually very impressive, best in class
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:23 (one year ago) link
It's like Cameo for useless shitbirds
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:27 (one year ago) link
come on, admit it : you want to know what's on the $50 secret trump video
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:34 (one year ago) link
Pee tape?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:42 (one year ago) link
no, the pee tape grift will be that we have to pay $50 to avoid seeing it
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 June 2022 03:45 (one year ago) link
Trump now prepared to throw Ivanka under the bus.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 10 June 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FU3AxKUXoAQjAsg?format=jpg&name=small
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2022 14:44 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FU3AxKUXEAEGzC9?format=jpg&name=small
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link
Jared of the Punchable Face
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 10 June 2022 14:45 (one year ago) link
Is this the DALLE MINI thread?
― Evan, Friday, 10 June 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
Yeah, I said the conspiracists are going to have a field day with the audio sync issues from that first Bill Barr clip, but ol' Vanky just looks fully cgi...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 10 June 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link
"Jared Kushner lost in DUNE upset" [RUN]
― Evan, Friday, 10 June 2022 15:16 (one year ago) link
they finally smelled each others' farts
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 June 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link
half-digested babies
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2022 17:01 (one year ago) link
Someone should do one of those fake tweets where Trump goes after one of his grandkids: "Arabella is a well-known coward--I call her 'Yella Bella'--and they say that none of the other kids at day care will play with her."
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
this is not a very good thread, who gives a shit about these jokes and dunks
― Dan S, Saturday, 11 June 2022 00:25 (one year ago) link