aw heck, i take it back about the coyote, none of this is the tacky coyote's fault and it's a little bit rad in spite of its owner's problems
fuck that bandana tho for real
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link
SWAT yr neighbour. Tell the cops hes got bombs.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 April 2022 05:55 (two years ago) link
“well your neighbor tells us what he has is just ~balms~ for his holistic wellness apothecary so why don’t u folx just agree to disagree” him all wild-eyed behind them fiddling with pipes and wires and shrapnel
quiet night so far, fingers crossed
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:22 (two years ago) link
This is really fucked up hope he gets some heavy tranquilizers asap
― Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:25 (two years ago) link
amen!!
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:43 (two years ago) link
Hope you're okay, cat, this all sounds terrible.
― emil.y, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link
gracias emil.y! doing well, got some sleep, no comms from fuckleberry finn thankfully
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 19:39 (two years ago) link
have to go out for a while and if i encounter this knucklehead in the halls he can expect the most pitying “hello” of his whole damn life
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
he passed mr. cat in the hallway tonight & made a batshit sneering remark, the gist of which was that he’s still hearing terrible sounds and still attributing them to us and still angry about it. bro has completely burned through his lifetime allotment of sympathy from me.
i told my guy before he went out to put his phone on record just in case but my guy was like naaah it’ll be fine. optimists!! how do any of them manage to survive in the wild!!!
― erpillar (cat), Sunday, 1 May 2022 06:42 (two years ago) link
Idiots here seem to have tried to pry the doorlock off the front door. It seems to be hanging half off, it is really loose. Whole thing moves if you go to unlock it. Really dislike that pair.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 1 May 2022 13:16 (two years ago) link