yes um hello where is the thread for complaining abt neighbors bcuz mine SLASHED MY FUCKING TIRES

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or maybe he’s got it out of his system for the next couple weeks, who knows, guess we’ll find out

erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link

i would like to state for the record that his bandana looks dumb. also, the tacky howling coyote statuette outside his door is tacky and it sucks.

erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link

aw heck, i take it back about the coyote, none of this is the tacky coyote's fault and it's a little bit rad in spite of its owner's problems

fuck that bandana tho for real

erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 02:58 (one year ago) link

SWAT yr neighbour. Tell the cops hes got bombs.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 April 2022 05:55 (one year ago) link

“well your neighbor tells us what he has is just ~balms~ for his holistic wellness apothecary so why don’t u folx just agree to disagree” him all wild-eyed behind them fiddling with pipes and wires and shrapnel

quiet night so far, fingers crossed

erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:22 (one year ago) link

This is really fucked up hope he gets some heavy tranquilizers asap

Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:25 (one year ago) link

amen!!

erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link

Hope you're okay, cat, this all sounds terrible.

emil.y, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:34 (one year ago) link

gracias emil.y! doing well, got some sleep, no comms from fuckleberry finn thankfully

erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link

have to go out for a while and if i encounter this knucklehead in the halls he can expect the most pitying “hello” of his whole damn life

erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link

he passed mr. cat in the hallway tonight & made a batshit sneering remark, the gist of which was that he’s still hearing terrible sounds and still attributing them to us and still angry about it. bro has completely burned through his lifetime allotment of sympathy from me.

i told my guy before he went out to put his phone on record just in case but my guy was like naaah it’ll be fine. optimists!! how do any of them manage to survive in the wild!!!

erpillar (cat), Sunday, 1 May 2022 06:42 (one year ago) link

Idiots here seem to have tried to pry the doorlock off the front door. It seems to be hanging half off, it is really loose. Whole thing moves if you go to unlock it. Really dislike that pair.

Stevolende, Sunday, 1 May 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link


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