is this an apartment situation? it sounds like perhaps you need to have a talk with the landlords?
― akm, Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
"have you tried asking the neighbor not to do this?"
"are you sure you didn't jump a curb on both sides of your vehicle yesterday?"
"call the police, leave us alone!"
probably the response one would get
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
right so we called 911 last night after he pounded on the door and shouted for mr. cat to come out to the park with him so they could settle things “like men” and the cops arrive and talk with everyone and decide hey, mr. neighbor was just inviting you out to the park for a nice friendly chummy neighborly walk at 11:30 at night, what’s the big deal
like
like, just
ugh
and mr. cat shows them the deranged texts from march and how the dates correlate with the date of the photos of the keying, and the deranged texts from tuesday and how they correlate with the slashed tires that were on my maimed car outside our building that very fucking minute and the cops are all
wow that’s crazy, good luck tho. we’ll email you a copy of the report sometime probly.
fuuuUUUuuUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUuuuUuuUUCKKKKKKK
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
i mean i thought they were at least supposed to gaf about property damage if nothing else but okay
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:11 (one year ago) link
$250 deductible for bodywork + $250 deductible for slashed tires = -$500 waheyyyyyy and no the insurance company can’t combine them into one claim because they happened a month apart, oopsie, oh well
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
when my car is healed and returned to me it’s staying with friends across town until this feculent cocknugget calms his waters and we get sum kinda surveillance/dashcam whatever installed (minus more money, thanks again bro, v cool and awesome of you)
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
that's the real rub. like this shit isn't 'free' to fix and so you aren't just sitting up at night worried about inconveniences to your day but the ability to fuckin eat
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:22 (one year ago) link
think the biggest diff between my 20s and 40s was
20s: don't worry, if u have a bad neighbor and he fucks w/ your shit, the law will take care of him
40s: shit, if u have a bad neighbor and he fucks w/ your shit, "the law" will "take care" of him :/
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link
anywayz....I'm sorry you are going through all that shit, cos that type of persistent harassment is a nightmare.
thanks man! that’s really appreciated. assuming he doesn’t go rambo we oughtta be fine i think i hope?
the property’s community services specialist liaison person guy has been helpful in running interference with the banhappy property manager thru all this & has been kept in the loop with everything & trying for the past month to set up a meeting with himself and neighbor guy and us to hash things out in a productive way (b4 we figured out neighbor guy was also vandal guy) but guess what, today he got sent home with Tha Varus. turns out that’s not actually so bad (for us) since we now get to deal with the community services specialist liaison person lady, who is actually helpful and awesome! she’s going to try to get us a rent waiver for the amount we’re shelling out for the deductibles and will get the security video of mr. neighbor banging on our door and maybe get him out of here for harassment and she is my new best friend and i am going to bake her so much cookies <3
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link
but of course there’s still this thing of, dude’s irrational + violent + escalating so what excitement does this evening hold? car is safely away at the body shop now so it’s just us and the kitty if he feels the need to stab something
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link
or maybe he’s got it out of his system for the next couple weeks, who knows, guess we’ll find out
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:36 (one year ago) link
i would like to state for the record that his bandana looks dumb. also, the tacky howling coyote statuette outside his door is tacky and it sucks.
― erpillar (cat), Thursday, 28 April 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
aw heck, i take it back about the coyote, none of this is the tacky coyote's fault and it's a little bit rad in spite of its owner's problems
fuck that bandana tho for real
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 02:58 (one year ago) link
SWAT yr neighbour. Tell the cops hes got bombs.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 April 2022 05:55 (one year ago) link
“well your neighbor tells us what he has is just ~balms~ for his holistic wellness apothecary so why don’t u folx just agree to disagree” him all wild-eyed behind them fiddling with pipes and wires and shrapnel
quiet night so far, fingers crossed
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:22 (one year ago) link
This is really fucked up hope he gets some heavy tranquilizers asap
― Number One shlong in Devon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:25 (one year ago) link
amen!!
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link
Hope you're okay, cat, this all sounds terrible.
― emil.y, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:34 (one year ago) link
gracias emil.y! doing well, got some sleep, no comms from fuckleberry finn thankfully
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
have to go out for a while and if i encounter this knucklehead in the halls he can expect the most pitying “hello” of his whole damn life
― erpillar (cat), Friday, 29 April 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
he passed mr. cat in the hallway tonight & made a batshit sneering remark, the gist of which was that he’s still hearing terrible sounds and still attributing them to us and still angry about it. bro has completely burned through his lifetime allotment of sympathy from me.
i told my guy before he went out to put his phone on record just in case but my guy was like naaah it’ll be fine. optimists!! how do any of them manage to survive in the wild!!!
― erpillar (cat), Sunday, 1 May 2022 06:42 (one year ago) link
Idiots here seem to have tried to pry the doorlock off the front door. It seems to be hanging half off, it is really loose. Whole thing moves if you go to unlock it. Really dislike that pair.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 1 May 2022 13:16 (one year ago) link