Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

The admission ("no buzzards here") in that insert/ad is hilarious.

Of course he’s the kind of guy who likes ferrets.

https://www.theonion.com/i-cant-stand-my-filthy-hippie-owner-1819583459/amp

Pam Tillis, "Above And Beyond The Doll Of Cutey" (80s but what the hell)

https://i.discogs.com/jafBT20zemplC-mlbrZg9whtJcmSJeFjAqNWWQ5KUbY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:496/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEwMDQy/MjkxLTE0OTA2MTMz/NjgtNzUzNy5qcGVn.jpeg

A+

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81jLa4YWVJL._SX466_.jpg

Stillwater: I Reserve The Right

(Somebody on eBay has this up as I Still Reserve The Right To Rock, which is more appropriate & fitting)

https://www.popsike.ch/pix/20150818/201410048219.jpg

Skyhooks: Ego Is Not A Dirty Word

https://i.discogs.com/-XpHXqpv02YOnNxUx5Z1CnW8feYMjWOMvZi-KP9hYtA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ4NjE0/MDItMTQ4NjY4MDI2/Ny0xNDYwLmpwZWc.jpeg

Stray Dog: While You're Down There

That Stillwater sleeve looks like something from the 90s.

1978, released on Capricorn Records

Sorry I wasn't commenting on it being thread-worthy or not... It just looks not-of-its-time.

Agreed, it’s totally ‘90s! Even the typography

I don’t find this mentioned (via Ctl-F), apologies if it’s a repeat:

Robert Palmer - Some People Can Do What They Like

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Robert_Palmer_Some_People.jpg

The model on the front cover, engaging Palmer in a game of strip poker, is Playboy magazine's April 1976 Playmate of the Month, Denise Michele.

https://i.postimg.cc/YqfZs6W1/PXL-20220528-145317369.jpg

Well Thats That

A one-off 1978 release by That's That, it would seem. Local functions band if you ask me. Dorset-based? I wouldn't be surprised.

https://www.discogs.com/release/8511479-Thats-That-Well-Thats-That

imagine paying for those three to turn up to your party

https://img.discogs.com/dQ51DQzFMYXlZ1xQTzKnEDHQkSM=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7772946-1456245510-9349.jpeg.jpg

https://img.discogs.com/OV2_j3DoTfM0QkNHXaD3_NbIqko=/fit-in/600x589/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-14995142-1585253217-8397.jpeg.jpg

Duffy - Just In Case You're Interested (2 different covers)

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61jjYU0r-qL._SX425_.jpg

Geraldine Doyle – Stand On Your Man

Coloured Balls - Ball Power

https://light-in-the-attic.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/release_image/17529/image/large_550_tmp_2F1432068401199-i5eseknum3uzbyb9-1768a5373540b168b0324be95b4532a9_2Fcoloured.jpg

have no idea which is the album title and which is the band

coloured balls is the band

xp I mixed them up at first myself!

that's an all-around fantastic album cover

https://www.thevinyldistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/LeeMichaelsNicecover-1.jpg

Lee Michaels - Nice Day For Something

The "I can barely be bothered" is strong with this one.

a nice day, spoiled by some hippies with an accordion

https://www.intofilm.org/intofilm-production/scaledcropped/1096x548https%3A/s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/images.cdn.filmclub.org/film__11266-nuts-in-may--hi_res-34d73771.jpg/film__11266-nuts-in-may--hi_res-34d73771.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/YouSignedUpForThisCover.jpg

Maisie Peters: You Signed Up For This

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/YouSignedUpForThisCover.jpg

David Kubinec – Some Things Never Change

https://i.discogs.com/P40KS6Tb_v3ETdTV0qdFxAMd7ACHSpCOg40pAc_DHWQ/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:590/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMwMDg3/OTgtMTQzMTE3MDMx/Ni04MTEyLmpwZWc.jpeg

Would have been a good idea for him to put out a record of new songs on a yearly basis, but use the same title and cover design every time.

saw this in a charity shop the other day, was tempted to buy it for the cover alone

Gary Brooker - No More Fear Of Flying

https://i.discogs.com/OhwXQB_dUlTfMkifTEdv6GrDwlevPv1of2nD4qhP0e0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:589/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0Nzg1/NjQtMTM4NTg0MjU5/MS03NTc5LmpwZWc.jpeg

and I see it has been posted already, apologies!

It's worth seeing again tbf.

Post album covers done in a busy/claustrophobic style from the 70s

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/cffce7145aa7bd88a7ffd0bd118ba44d/2213442/adam-mitchell-redhead-in-trouble-Cover-Art.jpg

Adam Mitchell- Redhead in Trouble!

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/db65d41f5a162f5a36dc2719f68e2cce/2668283/bryn-haworth-keep-the-ball-rolling-Cover-Art.jpg

Bryn Haworth- Keep the Ball Rolling

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/c8b4e855bdf5d8d0cffb95069e95b36b/8523560/fools-face-here-to-observe-Cover-Art.jpg

Fools Face- Here to Observe

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/6ac26362816b929d64ecfef77479461f/2070724/brakes-for-why-you-kicka-my-donkey-Cover-Art.jpg

Brakes- For Why You Kicka My Donkey?

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/927c0f5ba906dd66d72b9423312fb4b3/1316914/straight-eight-no-noise-from-here-Cover-Art.jpg

Straight Eight- No Noise From Here

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/8acd5a06bd8979c29f819485bd0e9d1f/1388595/roy-sundholm-the-chinese-method-Cover-Art.jpg

Roy Sundholm- The Chinese Method

https://www.dibpic.com/uploads/posts/2020-07/1594462561_81mqoc7kjl.jpg

Barbara Mandrell - "Love's Ups and Downs'

that hot air balloon combined with her outfit and the flowers look like a potential death-trap

Hey I just realized I never reported back on that Barbara Markay "Hot Box" album. I was disappointed to find it's a solo piano comedy album without the disco band that was on the singles. It's basically a bunch of dirty showtunes with a singer who sounds like Lamb Chop. That said it's cool to own something that basically doesn't exist online. nor should it really :)

Is she truly “A cross between Carly Simon and Lenny Bruce (Daily News)”?

honestly its probably more Andrew Dice Clay

now the holy grail is the Japanese "Give Your Dick To Me" 7-inch, cuz I mean just look at this cover

https://www.discogs.com/release/9414557-Barbara-Markay-Give-Your-Dick-To-Me

My first thoughts were Sly Stone's Heard Ya Missed Me, Well I'm Back and Andy Bown's Come Back Romance All Is Forgiven, but both have been mentioned, unlike:

Olympic Runners - Put the Music Where Your Mouth Is
Nicky Hopkins - The Tin Man Was a Dreamer

"Big Daddy, I juss neeeeds to get me a hawt air balloon ride to be able to make proper entry into my Spring Cotillion Ball. Please make it so Papa."

Barbra Streisand...and Other Musical Instruments