marketing of masculinity

Many conservatives have gotten the impression that liberals believe there is something faintly disreputable about being white, cis, straight, and male. The more of those boxes you check, the more you are expected to "check your privilege". Whether true or not, that makes it pretty easy to score points by unapologetically embracing those attributes.

It's well past the point of "they think I'm faintly disreputable for being a straight white man and I resent that". Much of the rhetoric now is that liberals are pure evil, servants of Satan, lying serpents who want to turn us all into slaves of the state and practice perversions on our children.

Well, there's probably a larger segment that agrees with the first statement and a smaller segment that agrees with the second. Trump was a master of dropping enough hints to keep the fringe fired up but not enough to offend the moderates whose votes he needed to keep.

Trump was a master of dropping enough hints to keep the fringe fired up but not enough to offend the moderates whose votes he needed to keep.

Considering the popular vote margins by which he lost, I don't think this is true.

Well, 47% of the popular vote is still a lot of moderates, I would submit. There aren't that many wackos, even in the US.

I would say the majority of people who voted for him just kind of shrugged or wrote off the more absurd things

Winning elections is more about reminding consistent votes to show up, and getting as many types of people who don't regularly vote fired up about something to get them to the polls. The former group just ignores a fair amount of those theatrics, or justifies their vote because they're loyal to a party

There's a Christian conference "for men" in Missouri and it's just as cringe as you'd imagine. Tickets for the "Stronger Men's Conference" are $119 and Josh Hawley is one of the guest speakers. pic.twitter.com/VtQCUCo3e5

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 30, 2022

righteous gemstones is real

that show is a documentary with dramatization

Is Josh Hawley driving the truck?

and more importantly, where can i take a free test to check to see if i could benefit from genital enhancement?

― Karl Malone

karl i have an answer for you but it may perhaps not be the answer you were looking for

So Karl... how was the conference?

new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgery

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings

https://i.imgur.com/Oo9PMhB.jpg

(somehow, tucker carlson only comes up as the 14th result in my google image search for "tan balls". more proof that google image search is a sad shadow of what it once was)

however, i guess it did lead me to My Tanned Balls University?

https://i.imgur.com/I6FqSlH.png

shoutout to the class of '92! i bet they have a lot to talk about at the reunions. "so, todd, i hate to ask the obvious question, but...how are those balls??"

are you saying google shadow banned tanned balls?

listen, i'm not saying anything, i'm just asking questions

and many people have been asking the same questions as well

new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgery

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings

― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)

all technology that benefits trans people was developed for the benefit of cis people first

Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is writing a book titled ‘Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need.’ Read more: https://t.co/g5ch7tMoV4 pic.twitter.com/AUB8NTOvYT

— The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) July 28, 2022

Asking Josh Hawley about manhood is like asking a donkey to play the piano.

Josh Hawley's manhood goes on sale next May.

But is anyone buying?

lol

Josh Hawley's "manhood" goes on sale next May

When I think masculinity I think "Ivy Leaguer whose bowtie would spin around if he saw an ankle"

if we marxists can cancel Xmas, surely we can cancel his manhood

whatever happened with Tucker's 'War on Men' special? I remember the laughingstock promos, but did anyone actually watch the thing?

Men and Christmas got together and beat the commies back!

babe, i don't think we should try counseling. it's a waste of time. it's gonna take too long

so i've been on realmanrevolution.com the last few days and i have a different idea i'd like to try...

https://i.imgur.com/fF5cpoN.png

i commented "that photo is from right after he says the words "realmanrevolution.com" out loud"

HA! take THAT real men

Awesome; my buy-back-in has been feeling a little left out recently.

I have been looking for tools to help my wife see that she does have some blame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmBXP33xCQ

I want realmanrevolution to collab with the TikTok couple who do dances while talking about the husband’s porn addiction. All the insanity that once remained behind closed doors out for us to behold.

Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things. pic.twitter.com/YkIf2cyjed

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022

anyone who watches his show and doesn't immediately realize what a huge mistake they made deserves to believe him

Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?

my specials need to air awhile if i wanna be a real man amirite

sorry

Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?

you don't understand. there is a revolutionary new technique in tanning your balls, since the last one came out. a new study has come out, new research. it all points in the same direction. you must tan your balls

it's not normal for them to not be as tanned as say, your tanned, chiseled abs

:(

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfX48CTVUAESWkF?format=jpg&name=small

the fuck is a 'Zaddy'?

Beardsturbation

https://livebearded.com/

why are male grooming products always some shade of brown/black/grey? why do they all smell like turpentine? do men hate pretty colours and nice smells?

speaking of which, Randy Quaid should be playing Karl Marx these days

https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/24779376/681full-randy-quaid.jpg

xpost have you smelled most men? a lot of them do seem to enjoy smelling like a combination of mildew, mahogany, and onion rings

not most of them, but enough to get the point, yes

personally I'm more attracted to men who smell like flowers