i think i might have the boys over this weekend and tan our balls together, watch some jack reacher
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:38 (two years ago) link
Paint your asses blue and watch Vikings
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
Just clicked on this thread so sorry so late but, legit lol at:
the GOOP to GOP pipeline
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, April 18, 2022 11:59 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 20 April 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
there’s a bizarre pipeline from “this seems vaguely forbidden but it feels good!” to “this is knowledge made esoteric by the establishment” that is tiresome
like idk dudes maybe there are reasons. sun your region if you want, just don’t get skin cancer. kind of wish a lot of them would get into auto-erotic asphyxiation to own the libs and be bad at it
― mh, Thursday, 21 April 2022 04:22 (two years ago) link
to own the conservatives, i will keep my balls cold, shriveled, and damp, hidden away from the light. those are the traditional values for me
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 April 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link
I’m certainly not going to ask, but I do wonder what goes through the brains of my parents when they watch this insane shit. They were always super conservative, but at least in the 80s-90s they could at least recognize that 98% of televangelists were con artists (carve-out for the unimpeachable Billy Graham, which tbh might have been the greatest grifts of all). And to me this is just an updated, (somewhat) secularized, and admittedly a much better produced media experience. I’m guessing 25 years of the Fox brain liquifier and advanced age has made them much softer targets.
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link
not that my 73 yo dad is going to tan his balls, but they probably don’t blink and perhaps even nod along gravely when this horseshit come blaring out of the teevee screen
― OG Bob Sacamano (will), Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
It's just another manifestation of the hardening of tribal divisions. Liberals and conservatives both use insider language. Media opportunists like Tucker Carlson happily elect themselves as the interpreters to the conservative tribe of what liberals mean when they say things like "testosterone poisoning" or "white privilege", which always happens to be the most scurrilous possible interpretation, like "all men are craven criminals" or "they thirst to drink the blood of white people".
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 21 April 2022 17:44 (two years ago) link
Many conservatives have gotten the impression that liberals believe there is something faintly disreputable about being white, cis, straight, and male. The more of those boxes you check, the more you are expected to "check your privilege". Whether true or not, that makes it pretty easy to score points by unapologetically embracing those attributes.
― o. nate, Thursday, 21 April 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link
It's well past the point of "they think I'm faintly disreputable for being a straight white man and I resent that". Much of the rhetoric now is that liberals are pure evil, servants of Satan, lying serpents who want to turn us all into slaves of the state and practice perversions on our children.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 21 April 2022 17:59 (two years ago) link
Well, there's probably a larger segment that agrees with the first statement and a smaller segment that agrees with the second. Trump was a master of dropping enough hints to keep the fringe fired up but not enough to offend the moderates whose votes he needed to keep.
― o. nate, Thursday, 21 April 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link
Trump was a master of dropping enough hints to keep the fringe fired up but not enough to offend the moderates whose votes he needed to keep.
Considering the popular vote margins by which he lost, I don't think this is true.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 21 April 2022 18:12 (two years ago) link
Well, 47% of the popular vote is still a lot of moderates, I would submit. There aren't that many wackos, even in the US.
― o. nate, Thursday, 21 April 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link
I would say the majority of people who voted for him just kind of shrugged or wrote off the more absurd things
Winning elections is more about reminding consistent votes to show up, and getting as many types of people who don't regularly vote fired up about something to get them to the polls. The former group just ignores a fair amount of those theatrics, or justifies their vote because they're loyal to a party
― mh, Thursday, 21 April 2022 21:30 (two years ago) link
There's a Christian conference "for men" in Missouri and it's just as cringe as you'd imagine. Tickets for the "Stronger Men's Conference" are $119 and Josh Hawley is one of the guest speakers. pic.twitter.com/VtQCUCo3e5— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 30, 2022
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 April 2022 22:49 (two years ago) link
righteous gemstones is real
― mh, Sunday, 1 May 2022 03:10 (two years ago) link
that show is a documentary with dramatization
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 1 May 2022 14:00 (two years ago) link
Is Josh Hawley driving the truck?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 1 May 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link
and more importantly, where can i take a free test to check to see if i could benefit from genital enhancement?― Karl Malone
― Karl Malone
karl i have an answer for you but it may perhaps not be the answer you were looking for
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 05:11 (two years ago) link
So Karl... how was the conference?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 2 May 2022 17:22 (two years ago) link
new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgery
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Oo9PMhB.jpg
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link
(somehow, tucker carlson only comes up as the 14th result in my google image search for "tan balls". more proof that google image search is a sad shadow of what it once was)
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:54 (two years ago) link
however, i guess it did lead me to My Tanned Balls University?
https://i.imgur.com/I6FqSlH.png
shoutout to the class of '92! i bet they have a lot to talk about at the reunions. "so, todd, i hate to ask the obvious question, but...how are those balls??"
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 17:58 (two years ago) link
are you saying google shadow banned tanned balls?
― rob, Monday, 2 May 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
listen, i'm not saying anything, i'm just asking questions
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link
and many people have been asking the same questions as well
new vanguard for the intersection of masculinity and profit: limb lengthening surgeryhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/elaminabdelmahmoud/limb-lengthening-surgery-height-stigma-short-kings― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel)
all technology that benefits trans people was developed for the benefit of cis people first
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 2 May 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link
Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley is writing a book titled ‘Manhood: The Masculine Virtues Americans Need.’ Read more: https://t.co/g5ch7tMoV4 pic.twitter.com/AUB8NTOvYT— The Kansas City Star (@KCStar) July 28, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:37 (one year ago) link
Asking Josh Hawley about manhood is like asking a donkey to play the piano.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link
Josh Hawley's manhood goes on sale next May.
― nickn, Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link
But is anyone buying?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:52 (one year ago) link
lol
Josh Hawley's "manhood" goes on sale next May
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:53 (one year ago) link
When I think masculinity I think "Ivy Leaguer whose bowtie would spin around if he saw an ankle"
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 28 July 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link
if we marxists can cancel Xmas, surely we can cancel his manhood
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link
whatever happened with Tucker's 'War on Men' special? I remember the laughingstock promos, but did anyone actually watch the thing?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:03 (one year ago) link
Men and Christmas got together and beat the commies back!
― nickn, Friday, 29 July 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link
babe, i don't think we should try counseling. it's a waste of time. it's gonna take too long
so i've been on realmanrevolution.com the last few days and i have a different idea i'd like to try...
https://i.imgur.com/fF5cpoN.png
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
i commented "that photo is from right after he says the words "realmanrevolution.com" out loud"
HA! take THAT real men
― Karl Malone, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:32 (one year ago) link
Awesome; my buy-back-in has been feeling a little left out recently.
― kinder, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link
I have been looking for tools to help my wife see that she does have some blame.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 23 September 2022 22:38 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmBXP33xCQ
― brimstead, Friday, 23 September 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
I want realmanrevolution to collab with the TikTok couple who do dances while talking about the husband’s porn addiction. All the insanity that once remained behind closed doors out for us to behold.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 24 September 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link
Tucker’s new special ‘The End of Men’ features tips from ‘Bro-Scientists’ on how to restore manhood: Raw eggs, sleep on floor, cold showers, and testicle tanning, among other things. pic.twitter.com/YkIf2cyjed— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link
anyone who watches his show and doesn't immediately realize what a huge mistake they made deserves to believe him
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link
Didn't that 'special' air awhile ago?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
my specials need to air awhile if i wanna be a real man amirite
sorry
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:29 (one year ago) link
Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:35 (one year ago) link
you don't understand. there is a revolutionary new technique in tanning your balls, since the last one came out. a new study has come out, new research. it all points in the same direction. you must tan your balls
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link
it's not normal for them to not be as tanned as say, your tanned, chiseled abs