Coachella 2022

anyone going to the secret sushi bar? 17 courses for $375

https://www.latimes.com/food/story/2022-03-30/coachella-2022-food-sushi-bar

Here is the YouTube schedule for today:

Channel 1 Schedule:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3jFQ_UrIxU

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - Princess Nokia
4:55 PM - Bishop Briggs
5:50 PM - Ari Lennox
6:40 PM - Carly Rae Jepsen
7:35 PM - Anitta
8:30 PM - Arcade Fire
9:40 PM - Lil Baby
10:35 PM - Daniel Caesar
11:35 PM - Harry Styles

Channel 2 Schedule:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNXFMlHpF1w

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - The Hu
5:00 PM - Raveena
5:25 PM - Mika
5:50 PM - Still Woozy
6:30 PM - Omar Apollo
7:15 PM - Niki
8:05 PM - Madeon
9:05 PM - Idles
10:00 PM - Phoebe Bridgers
11:00 PM - Louis the Child
12:05 AM - Big Sean

Channel 3 Schedule:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fB87Hesjkw

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - The Regrettes
5:00 PM - John Summit
5:30 PM - Role Model
6:15 PM - Dom Dolla
7:00 PM - The Marias
7:45 PM - Slowthai
8:30 PM - Cordae
9:00 PM - Black Coffee
9:35 PM - Baby Keem
11:00 PM - Epik High
11:55 PM - Slander
12:30 AM - BadBadNotGood

Thanks for the reminder, Bee OK! Really enjoying Ari Lennox right now while gearing up for Carly Rae Jepsen. I had planned to catch The Hu earlier but I missed it.

Oh shit, apparently that schedule is wrong and Carly already performed?

Or not? I'm totally fucking confused.

So excited to see Carly Rae Jepsen

It's just late

Xpost

7pm- thought for sure I missed CRJ, but it's just running promos right now. hmm.

Revised schedule is 7:10

Ahh. Well in that case I'm just in time. Gonna go watch, cheers.

Beautiful

This is so fucking good

Wow, not disappointed at all

This schedule is all fucked up, Arcade Fire is on

Half hour late, what's the problem?

Arcade Fire had a really solid set tonight

Yes, really good

Waiting for Phoebe Bridgers on ch 2, IDLES aren't bad.

So the IdDles are on

Lol,messed that up

They tule

Or rule

Have you been drinking???

(I have too.)

Lol, obviously

This has been a fucked up week

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--dfr4oTeC--/t_Preview/b_rgb:ffffff,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1459862468/production/designs/469342_1.jpg

To drinking, not to fucked up weeks.

Phoebe Bridgers is on and one of my most anticipated acts of the day

She is so good

Authentic

Good night

Emily rat's ass on the bass.

Here is the YouTube schedule for today:

Channel 1 Schedule:

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - Koffee
4:35 PM - Masego
5:05 PM - Wallows
6:00 PM - Cuco
6:50 PM - 88rising’s Head in the Clouds Forever
8:10 PM - Disclosure
9:30 PM - Flume
10:40 PM - Megan Thee Stallion
11:30 PM - Billie Eilish

Channel 2 Schedule:

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - Beach Bunny
5:00 PM - J.I.D
5:45 PM - Giveon
6:40 PM - 100 gecs
7:30 PM - Caroline Polachek
8:25 PM - Brockhampton
9:15 PM - Danny Elfman
10:20 PM - Rich Brian
11:05 PM - Stromae
12:05 AM - 21 Savage

Channel 3 Schedule:

4:00 PM - Welcome
4:15 PM - Chelsea Cutler
4:55 PM - Current Joys
5:20 PM - Emo Nite
5:40 PM - Japanese Breakfast
6:25 PM - Girl in Red
7:15 PM - Rina Sawayama
8:15 PM - Steve Lacy
8:50 PM - Pabllo Vittar
9:40 PM - King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
11:00 PM - Freddie Gibbs & Madlib
11:30 PM - Hot Chip
12:05 AM - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

not going to deny it,
but i checked out some of the harry styles set earlier,
and yeah,
he did the job.
i had no idea.
the robbie williams of one direction.

Beach Bunny’s worth watching.

This Beach Bunny set is good

Japanese Breakfast

Japanese Breakfast

Japanese Breakfast

Looks like Japanese Breakfast is being delayed about an hour or 6:20

They sound good

Will watch girl in red and then tune out for a bit

girl in red were great

OMG 2NE1 REUNION AT COACHELLA HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

noooo that was way too short! but god it was amazing to see them performing together again

Danny Elfman is as strange as ever

Billie

Billie

Billie

meanwhile Megan Thee Stallion

catching up on Danny Elfman’s set now and what a riot <3

Oingo Bongo songs and the Nightmare Before Christmas and the goddamn Simpsons theme out in the desert

The main event

I'm a complete noob on all things billie - what a weird juxtaposition: inside/intimate/headphone sound mix but on a main stage

Vince Staples

Tuned in to a couple guys named Duck Sauce and holy shit this is horrible. Can’t tell if they’re a troll act or serious.

lol

Duck Sauce are still a thing? Is LMFAO also on the lineup?

Vince Staples is also garbage. How the hell are these people popular? Suppose I’ve passed the age threshold to enjoy this kind of thing.

lol i felt that way after catching a few minutes of Louis the Child, who came on after Phoebe Bridgers on Friday. Terrible beats, absolutely no sense of buildup, no idea how they're billed so high.

Doja Cat

I want to see Belly but wonder if I'm even going to make it through Swedish House Mafia

So tired

what the hell is the point of a chat with thousands of participants

its just more like an IG verzuz chat or something.

xp: so you can spam "who the fuck is this washed-up Carly Rae Jepsen? We want Grupo Firme!" 1000 times

And "when is joji on?"

Living in Mexico I don’t understand at all the massive fandom Grupo Firme is having at the moment.

They have some sort of godfather pushing them into stardom.

I might have considered leaving this on while doing housework or whatever but it looks like they chose not to stream Turnstile, Nilufer Yanya, Molchat Doma, Code Orange, The Chats, Kim Petras, Spiritualized, Caribou etc etc So I guess I didn't miss much.

https://pitchfork.com/features/festival-report/coachella-2022-review-best-worst/

Pitchfork best and worst mostly focusses on what they considered best. They do blame some Coachella goers for skipping Turnstile

Their early evening set on Saturday was yet another successful iteration of this—successful, that is, in every sense except for the Mojave tent being only half full.

Guessing the writer(s) visited the artists they liked best although I would have upmost respect if they hate-watched a few sets just to include some fun vitriolic takes.

Had a great weekend. Caught one song from Arooj Aftab, did not end up seeing Nilufer Yanya or Koffee.

https://bit.ly/3OmMdRu

lefsetz saw this tiktok and now he has just learned:

Coachella is where follower poseurs go to create content for social media. It's all a capitalist venture propped up by the attendees.

a carefully considered retort:

well duh

also i don't browse tiktok, does everyone on there talk like that mushy mouthed person? had to rewatch the first ten seconds a few times just to sort out what words they were attempting to pronounce. one last observation: person on app that "manufactures fun" criticizes large scale event that "manufactures fun." person on app seems like the least trustworthy authority on "fun."

the thought occurred that it's just lef's deepfake tik tok avatar. though that's giving him too much credit, i'd wager.

whole post made me laugh a lot. thank you.

Having fun watching the Weekend 2 streams, helping with the FOMO after last weekend haha.

Wish I could have caught Koffee! This looks fun.