I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

The whole quote is funny:

I don't have a project. I have nothing at Cannes. It's unfortunate. It got built up that people thought, "Oh, that'd be nice." But there is something new, but it's not mine. I don't know whose it is. They say there's something new at Cannes, and they don't say whose it is, and some people thought it was my film, but it's not. So we'll wait and see, and see whose it is.

― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 5:26 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Someone pointed out to me that it's all too easy to read that in Trump voice.

― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 9:24 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ha

― Ste, Wednesday, April 13, 2022 10:51 AM (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So much Palme d’Or winning

― Alba, Wednesday, April 13, 2022 10:56 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

True of lynch quotes in general

― gop on ya gingrich (wins), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 11:06 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"A lot of people are asking me, 'whats going on behind Winkies?' They're saying 'we dont wanna go to Winkies, we're scared of Winkies, we had a dream about Winkies'. We're gonna get in there and we're gonna figure out whats back there, is it a man or a woman or a monster or whatever it is and get it out of there and we'll all have a beautiful time at Winkies again."

― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, April 13, 2022 11:41 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

From WIZARD OF OZ AND PINK FLOYD

Fools. The REAL payoff is synchronizing George Cukor's A Star Is Born and Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks.

― birdistheword, Friday, June 10, 2022 10:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Used to be a place in town that would screen Nosferatu to Kid A... apparently lots of cool sync moments...

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:26 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you put on Achilles Last Stand when they enter the corridor to the Wizard’s chamber

― calstars, Friday, June 10, 2022 11:48 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

hardcore ppl sync Annie with Queensyche’s Operation Mindcrime

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 10, 2022 11:51 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes, yes, i know, the wizard of oz stars judy garland and dark side of the moon has a rainbow on the cover. like don't get me wrong pink floyd rules and all but dark side of the moon isn't even _that_ queer. have you tried maybe, like, an ethel cain album or something?

― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, June 11, 2022 12:26 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I wonder if he is going to try to retroactively declare Mar- a - Lago as a presidential library and claim anyone could have made an appointment to see the “nuclear”.

― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Friday, August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

opening a library in Florida is also a felony though

― rob, Friday, August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

howled at that one

feel like Trump's passports getting seized is a pretty big deal

― frogbs, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:20 PM (yesterday)

to say nothing of his apes

― nashwan, Monday, August 15, 2022 8:25 PM (yesterday)

One of them is 100% straight up conservative, one claims to be liberal and seems to be on some issues but really haaaates masks and the third is just a weirdo who comments on everything and I can't figure out their actual position on anything at all.

― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"Tonight on Crossfire"

― Ned Raggett, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:09 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m not a fan of Bukowski’s misogyny but like many other awful people I find a lot of his work compelling.

― omar little, Thursday, October 20, 2022 10:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You're probably not that awful, omar.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, October 20, 2022 11:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

aww

lol

president richard nixon's head gets stuff done, dammit
― comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:26 AM (eighteen minutes ago)

gross
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 3, 2022 9:26 AM (eighteen minutes ago)

Topical humor:

I was previously unfamiliar with the term "standup" in this context, and thought you were talking about a comedian doing a routine on a stage while sacked employees carried their boxes out.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, November 6, 2022

What is the deal with layoffs?

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)

Better to be laid off by Elon than laid on by him, amirite? *rimshot*

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra)

I'll be here all week folks! oh hang on

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

It's over

https://amandapalmer.net/posts/a-joint-statement-from-me-and-neil/

― zeuhl's forgotten man (Matt #2), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:22 AM

if they couldn't make it work, who could?

― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:26 AM

did they ever try to monetize couples therapy?

― sarahell, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AM

I assumed this happened already, didn’t they literally stop living in the same country

― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:49 AM

lmao

― buzza, Sunday, November 6, 2022 1:52 AM

I guess they just grifted apart

― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, November 6, 2022 2:09 AM

That was great

OMG

wins for the win!

From Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

And here I thought this bump would be someone already making the case for Midnights.

― MarkoP, Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:31 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

New Jersey (Taylor's Version)

― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Tuesday, November 8, 2022 10:39 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I lolled (the bold is my doing)

linkedin help me break my addiction to twitter - after i limited my twitter usage any time i feel the need to plug in to a stream of updates i'll go to linkedin, read a few posts, and then close the tab (easily, without friction)

linkedin is kinda like methadone for social media

― 龜, Tuesday, November 8, 2022

I know of another man from Nazareth who died…for our sins.

― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:06 (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, the drummer.

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 19:07 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my top gun handle would be "pipsqueak"

― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 February 2023 03:16 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*pipsqueak's plane is the very first to go down in battle*

"goddammit pipsqueak! you little...you little...ya shrimp. ya pipsqueak, i loved ya, i did. you little tiny asshole rookie. ya beanpole. ya thin mint, i hated you so much, you small man. ya lil guy. ya lil pipsqueak i'm so sorry"

― President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 February 2023 03:18 (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

love is like a hard prison wall

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:27 AM (one hour ago)

a HIGH prison wall, s'il vous plais!

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:02 PM (three minutes ago)

yeah ALFRED

― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:03 PM (two minutes ago)

I'm high now, alright

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 12, 2023 1:05 PM

glad it went that way and not the other

Stick around.

meta-excelsior ^

Looking forward to Aronofsky's Moby Dick, with Brendan Fraser as both Ahab and the whale.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:17 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Pauly Shore as Ishmael

― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:31 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Meryl Streep as Queequeg.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:33 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Call me Weasel

― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, March 13, 2023 6:34 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

🚨2 of the suspects have been apprehended 🚨

https://i.imgur.com/sW5TN9e.jpg

above: le garçon du fromage
below: benevolent despot

they frolic with the goats now. shameless beastlings! how dare they look up at me all cute and helpless with their shiny eyes and delicate ears!

― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 00:36 (sixteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

One ran out of my bathroom the other morning. I tracked it down and smashed it with a small bookshelf I had handy

― calstars, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:16 (fifteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they raided Afroman's house and found nothing? these must be some of the worst cops in history

― frogbs, Thursday, March 23, 2023 10:36 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Don't know why

Trump is an indicted guy

Stormy weather

― she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, April 1, 2023 8:42 AM

the game should have mario in the corner of the HUD like that, just to remind you of mario

― ciderpress, Thursday, April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

its a me in the corner

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (twenty-eight seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

excellent

lol

beautiful

That adults are, by and large, intensely more childish than children

― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 14 April 2023 14:01 (six hours ago) link

am not!

― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 14 April 2023 14:18 (five hours ago) link

It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.

― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

He has no irises.

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he doesn't want the world to see him

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter
― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 3:14 PM (fifty minutes ago)

I remember Melania Trump rocking some big shades definitely had a bit of a Diana look

― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 7:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I can see her eating rats, yes.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, May 23, 2023 7:33 PM

hahaha

It is interesting that no one thought of the high five before that point in time. And also that the low five then disappeared so quickly and completely.

― Josefa, Sunday, May 28, 2023 10:00 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

it hasn't disappeared, you're just too slow

― least said, sergio mendes (sic), Sunday, May 28, 2023 1:48 PM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

I thought Josepha was already making that joke

It's hard to imagine his war against woke will resonate nationwide. All of my friends think he is Scott Walker 2.0 but who knows

― Dan S, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

that's the one with "Jackie" on it though

― frogbs, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

fully support all action to erase bad Scott Walker from existence and replace with good Scott Walker.

see what happens when Pat Robertson stops praying for you for one day

― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:44 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

top drawer

hey guys. things are pretty interesting these days!

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:43 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

many ports of call?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:50 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

that the lift part of a swivel chair base regulates the height of the chair with a pressurised cylinder of gas. I never thought about how they worked before, but at least now I know why my old knackered chair doesn't rise any more.

― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 1:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

See, you manually raise it to the top, sit and commence work. It should very slowly descend through your work. When you reach the bottom, you have completed one seat-session of work. It’s like the worst xkcd comic ever.

― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

brb farting in my old swivel chair

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

if it raises yr seat u did it right

― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's what the Josh Groban song is about iirc

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"It should very slowly descend through your work"

if it goes down before you have a completed a work session then you aren't farting hard enough

― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 4:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

at this point, this is what we deserve

It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.

― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

He has no irises.

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he doesn't want the world to see him

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

amazing

She's the Joe Rogan guest who talked about how in North Korea Children eat Rats, and then die from eating the rats, and then are eaten by rats, who are then eaten by children

― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink

Always should be someone you really love

― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

hahah brilliant