"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

It's all lies anyway.

working 20 hours a day to immiserate millions of people is some serious dedication to class war

Similar lifestyle to mine, I've got a penthouse in Santa Monica too which I hardly get the chance to visit because work work work!

Like him, hate him, or tolerate him, to not even mention the recent leader of a major political party whose name was euphorically chanted at gigs and in town centres on Friday nights is absolutely hilarious, head in the sand, rewriting history stuff. https://t.co/jipJzVg7KJ

— Europe's Leading Soccer Futurologist (@TreborRhurbarb) April 10, 2022

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Re Rishi, reminded of Chesterton rather the Hollow Men referenced in Twitter exchange:

But Higgins is a Heathen,
And his slaves grow lean and grey,
That he may drink some tepid milk
Exactly twice a day.

and

But Higgins is a Heathen,
And he drives the dreary quill,
To lend the poor that funny cash
That makes them poorer still.

Johnson and Sunak to be fined for lockdown breaches.

Watch as nothing at all happens.

A fine, lol

Take it to court and call Volodymyr Zelenskyy as a character witness.

can't truss it

Boris wriggle jam etc etc

John Rentoul of The Independent, good grief...

It's still essentially a matter of opinion: Johnson & Sunak think gatherings were lawful; Met Police think otherwise...

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) April 12, 2022

Rentoul informed by his memory of the start of common law tbf

what is this hair pic.twitter.com/qGy77sxUxW

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) April 12, 2022

I mean:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-61081206

"A Met Police officer packed a bag full of items to have sex with a girl he thought was 13 years old, a court has heard.

Det Con Francois Olwage, 52, from Stevenage, Hertfordshire, allegedly spoke to the "girl" for two weeks before trying to meet, Winchester Crown Court heard.

The court heard the girl was in fact an undercover police officer."

Definite A Scanner Darkly vibes from that one

Useless.

Liz Truss now clear favourite to replace Boris Johnson if the vacancy soon arises. I have no more to say.

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) April 12, 2022

Who's he working for now, Paddy Power?

Didn't even have to work this hard. Just say "lol no" instead.

This shit is genuinely beyond parody pic.twitter.com/RhmdzQ3w3i

— 'Client Journalism' Expert (@ClientJournoExp) April 12, 2022

The vast relentless power of The Left once again.

My guess is that this is only the first fine.

Really hilarious that months of Guardian discourse has been brushed aside with "there's a war on" [which is nothing to do with us].

as a member of The Left i give zero fucks about this

it seems to exercise the soft Right tho

Yup.

Student loan interest rates expected to rise from 4.5% to 12% for high earners and from 1.5% to 9% for low earners from September. An average grad with £50k debt will incur £2,200 to £3000 in interest over 6 months, just in case young wallets haven't been hit hard enough.

— Emma Yeomans (@Effy_Yeomans) April 13, 2022

as a member of The Left i give zero fucks about this

it seems to exercise the soft Right tho

BREAKING: Government unveils plans to send ‘illegal migrants’ who reach Britain to Rwanda.

PM will announce the plans in a speech tomorrow. It has long been the government’s ambition to ‘offshore’ migrants. Other countries previously refused, but UK has made a deal with Rwanda.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 13, 2022

rwanda is famous for its tolerance of outsiders...

Pure neolib brain juice

I don't know who needs to hear this, but anyone who thinks the Rwanda deal is unethical is already going to think that.

If you really want to make it unpopular, point out that it is a waste of 1.4 billion quid by a government that wont help people with their energy bills.

— Chris Curtis (@chriscurtis94) April 14, 2022

Frustrating though the Rwanda story is… keep writing to your MP about Partygate/law-breaking.

— Mike Galsworthy 🇺🇦 (@mikegalsworthy) April 14, 2022

I know, dicks really don't understand the audience

Be racist! Write to your MP!!

"I have been characterised as a sexual predator, outcast and worse." - Imran Ahmad Khan in his resignation statement.

he means Tory

Repulsive how Labour's main line of attack on this Rwandan scheme is that it's "unworkable".

"We will do it but cheaper"

Today we gathered outside the Home Office to say NO to offshoring - Abolish all detention! ✊ pic.twitter.com/iE7IzjkKDY

— SOAS Detainee Support (@sdetsup) April 14, 2022

in 1987 the Thatcher government repurposed a Channel ferry, turning it into a floating immigration prison. the majority were Tamil refugees escaping Sinhalese oppression in Sri Lanka - which Britain supported. conditions on board were disgusting, suicide was rife. https://t.co/HAeEegO8vP

— michael (@Sisyphusa) April 15, 2022

evidence of British compassion littered throughout the Empire ofc

Landlords in the South West added more than an extra two months’ rent a year DURING A PANDEMIC pic.twitter.com/WG1OKyi6Cb

— Anna (@lacanian_bimbo) April 15, 2022

reminded of this by someone i shouldn't be reading (retweeted by someone chaotic w/no quality control) but given the scandal blowing up round MP andrew bridgen, never forget that even his fellow tories know him as "spud-u-hate"

Well, makes a nice change from Labour ones doing it I guess pic.twitter.com/c4wQtfs6Wq

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) April 19, 2022

NHS hasn't been at all resilient, and the government aren't doing shit ofc.

1/25 NEW THREAD. Where's NHS up to? Flat out, doing its best for patients, as ever. But struggling with covid and impact of long term fault lines. Concerning pressure, despite front line effort. Sits alongside interview today with @thesundaytimes : https://t.co/W5Y0POEhgt

— Chris Hopson (@ChrisCEOHopson) April 17, 2022

This is the future. We're allowed treats.

To help with the cost of living, we're selling over 1 million rail tickets at up to ½ price for trips from 25 Apr to 27 May 🎫

After 2 yrs of living life virtually, the Great British Rail Sale🚆 starts today.

Get yours here👉 https://t.co/FJmjw54wyZ pic.twitter.com/CyPva6s905

— Rt Hon Grant Shapps MP (@grantshapps) April 19, 2022

a big beast is when u tweet yr own name

logic bomb of the day

Johnson says if he were a liability to his party, as Blackford claims, Blackford would not be calling for his resignation.

Blackford's the one who's a liability.

Blackford's the one who's a liability.

... oops, that hasn't happened in years.

Thanks to everyone who has read or shared this. I don’t even feel I’ve accurately described the horror of the last 4 weeks https://t.co/T4toXpxcRr

— maintenant, la revanche (@judeinlondon2) April 21, 2022

it is such a grim story -- i hugely admire how well she has kept things together over the last couple of months in particular but of course no one should have to facing this unsupported