Great Real Names

Brumbpo Tungus saw heaven when he was 4 years old. pic.twitter.com/6F5DJak3rk

— Max Beasley (@maxbeasleyyy) March 31, 2022

Not a real name, but that kid’s actual name is almost as good: Colton Burpo.

"In 2015, Alex Malarkey – a boy with a similar story to Colton Burpo's – publicly recanted his own story and book"

"Christian Poos (born 5 November 1977) is a Luxembourgian cyclist. His sporting career began with Velo Club SaF Zeisseng."

Esa-Pekka Salonen, the Finnish conductor. I love saying his name.

His contemporary and partial namesake Jukka-Pekka Saraste has a good one too.

"Cal Clutterbuck is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger"

https://thegolovine.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/h-cock-the-renissance-in-print.jpg

General Charles Bonesteel

Idit Shner

John Wayne Newton

Ch3rry Crushmore

Gordon Bunshaft

I have loved the name Gordon Bunshaft for 20+ years and I hereby enshrine it in this thread.

https://lareviewofbooks.org/contributor/dick-cluster/

i know him. he's a great writer :)

There's a woman where I work called Yoko Rigby. No sign of Eleanor Ono though.

Did we do this one? Elizabeth Wrigley-Field?

https://pop.umn.edu/people/elizabeth-wrigley-field

wow that is top tier

The next supreme court election is April 2023, when rightwing Justice Patience Roggensack's seat is on the ballot

What I discovered today when reading Sofia Coppola's wiki (this guy is her husband):

Thomas Pablo Croquet (born 21 November 1976), known as Thomas Mars, is a French musician and the lead singer of the French indie pop band Phoenix.
Shouldn't have changed his name!

Brent Leggs

 former Ohio Secretary of State candidate Terpsehore Maras

Hillous Buel "Bew" Butrum, American country music guitar player and member of Hank Williams' Drifting Cowboys

Now there’s a name. pic.twitter.com/BteJvfOBVA

— Neil (@_Enanem_) July 19, 2022

Just remembered this then-girl I met in a hostel in Madrid in 2005, didn't spend much time with her, but her name just stuck with me, turns out she is now a doctor, hooray!

https://www.oandg.com.au/team/dr-victoria-snowball

Arthur Lee Drinkard Warrick (Dionne Warwick’s mom)

Got a guy running for Governor of NV (R of course) named Seven Achilles Evans

Mondo Duplantis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs4oFFOBb2o

"Cal Clutterbuck is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger"

oh man i keep a doc going with all my fave hockey names. so many great ones.

On that note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zarley_Zalapski (rip)

Nottingham Forest are reportedly interested in Jizz Hornkamp from Willem II pic.twitter.com/xgCsG0WJ2m

— Project Football (@ProjectFootball) August 4, 2022

great name. rolls off the tongue.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0-HGoOWEAgwOOv.jpg

I may have mentioned this before, but one of Bristol's top urologists is Professor Hashim Hashim:
https://www.nbt.nhs.uk/our-services/a-z-consultants/professor-hashim-hashim

Hashim apparently translates as "destroyer of evil", which makes sense because he's an NHS surgeon. It's his job to destroy evil. In the form of urethral strictures, prostatic enlargement, excessive night-time urination, and general urological problems. He destroys the heck out of evil.

A few years ago I remember speaking with a man whose surname was Electricwallah. It seems that the British insisted that Parsis should have a surname for legal reasons, thus people called Bicyclewallah and Biscuitwallah etc:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38050007

Of course it's no different from people in Britain being called Baker or Smith or Axialflowturbinemaintenancetechnician. In fact I went to school with a chap called Simon Axialflowturbinemaintenancetechnician. Do you know what his dad did? He looked after axial flow turbines.

A search of the GMC register reveals that there's a GP in Dorset called Dr Kimberley Jupiter Sing Ming Goldstein-Jackson, and a substance abuse specialist in Derby called Dr Martin Franz Frederick Von Fragstein.

The only Dr Doctor seems to have filled in their details incorrectly. As far as I can tell Dr Octagon is not registered to practice here in the UK.

Jetro Danovich Sexer Willems

Hermine Hug-Hellmuth

N0ra B0umzebra

Sneed B. Collard III

I don't know whether to post this here or in 'people who have figured out how to live'. dude writes awesome science-y books about animals for kids.

Sneed Collard spent seven days at the Walworth Barbour American International School in Israel

guess i picked the right thread then

@rbutus tr3u

Rolf Wanka (1901–1982), an Austrian actor

Roger Kuntz (died 1975), an American landscape painter

Hans-Wilhelm Scheidt (1907-1981), German Nazi official

Dox Thrash has been turning up in my art twitter followings recently.

F@ll0n H0use, in one of my classes

esp given the weather in FL this week, made for a chuckle.

🫡 pic.twitter.com/AKtUQ322Rh

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 1, 2022

general is, on one hand, maybe the most conservative thing you can name your kid. unless your last name is booty

that is amazing

Coke Wisdom O'Neal (father of the actor Patrick O'Neal).

now met a dude whose name is J0nath@n B33gl3, but he goes by B33gl3, so his name is B33gl3 B33gl3