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A lot of great stuff. Mark calling in as Alfred Hitchcock was my favorite moment. However, I now agree with Gregg and don’t want to see Dekkar ever again.

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 02:00 (two years ago) link

lol i completely missed the blondie segment during the livestream

aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 03:09 (two years ago) link

"Desert Sun Tequilla" - both misspelled (on the bottle and the banner) and more or less named after Tim's music festival that killed numerous people.

All members of Dekkar remain seated for the duration of their performance.

The big QR code on Gregg's cardboard box leads one to VFA.expert.

"First Movie of the Year".

Tim's head floating in the darkness, with his eyeliner and flashlight, after the power went off reminded me of Arthur Frayn/Zardoz

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/tranquiltirades/images/4/4e/ArthurFrayn.jpg/

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 06:57 (two years ago) link

couldn't have psycho ii without albert... without alfred hitchcock

dogs, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 10:28 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NTKjSoK.gif

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:24 (two years ago) link

i loved that shot

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:28 (two years ago) link

Tim’s emotional reaction to the dog

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:31 (two years ago) link

Contemplating if Gregg (in character and as himself) found that rattletrap van in a junkyard

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:32 (two years ago) link

wonderful gif

nxd, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:34 (two years ago) link

the mgm lion holding his face in worry

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:51 (two years ago) link

Tim’s emotional reaction to the dog

― Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:31 AM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hah yeah while the Scooby Doo was wandering around

Power of the Dog didn't actually have a dog in it btw

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link

there was a dog in the film but it was not that dog and “the power of the dog” means something far less literal in the context of the film and tim getting it so wrong was on the order of gregg insisting that the wonka prequel is directed by tim burton (it’s not)

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 13:56 (two years ago) link

the one line that lives in my head forever is "last year it was 'Oscars So White', this year it's 'Oscars so A through M'"

frogbs, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 14:11 (two years ago) link

Beating a Wendy Kerby effigy

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link

this dekkar performance - i knew they had it in them, but the way they're doing it. i'm proud

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 22:41 (two years ago) link

good decision for them all to stay seated

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 22:41 (two years ago) link

Fill me up again
Fill me up again

*tambourine 16th note syncopation*

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 22:56 (two years ago) link

[Verse 1]
I'm like an empty bottle
Drained of everything left in my mind
Checking out life on the dark side
Riding down the road 'til the end of time

[Verse 2]
I'm like a broken lantern
Stuffed of everything good and light
Hanging 'round waiting for something
To pick me up or hang me dry

[Chorus]
Fill me up again
Fill me up again

[Solo]

[Chorus]

[Solo 2]

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 23:02 (two years ago) link

holy shit, is it joe estevez?!!!?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 23:14 (two years ago) link

that ending was powerful

it felt like michael mann but way more intense

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 23:15 (two years ago) link

lol there's a new post on the hei news site

aegis philbin (crüt), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link

The tour that Tim gave in his little cart was so comically short... Like it would have been about as quick to walk.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 03:06 (two years ago) link

OC summed up in about 17 seconds

Will Smith just won best actor pic.twitter.com/jmCBmyYTjL

— Dr. Rod Kalifornia (@KingyEngy) March 28, 2022

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 13:03 (two years ago) link

Hahaha

nxd, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 13:19 (two years ago) link

Tim’s increasing sunburn throughout the special

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link

that whole setup, with watching private therapy sessions on a big monitor with everyone on set watching together, expecting it to exonerate him, while also not even listening to what she was saying...incredible

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link

this show is the master of characters whose very presence is hilarious. Manuel looking concerned, Joe looking bored, LaRue trying to look serious and tough. the mascots in the background. Gregg in everything he does. the Chaplin's Chili guy (Hank?) being on every special despite never really being given anything to do

frogbs, Thursday, 31 March 2022 02:37 (two years ago) link

i'll prove to anybody here tonight what i can do sexually. be happy to do it. anybody here. that's a challenge right now. ...fuck that scooby-doo... anybody

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 31 March 2022 13:37 (two years ago) link

The way that Chaplin’s Chili is progressively diminished as a franchise in each special is one of my favorite small recurring gags. Also adds to the “trapped in hell" atmosphere—despite Tim commenting each year on how gross the chili is, they are always back the next year.

blatherskite, Thursday, 31 March 2022 14:26 (two years ago) link

listening to Office Hours today it looks like Mark has Covid and Joe got sick (not Covid), which is why neither appeared. must've been some pretty fast n' furious rewriting taking place

that happened last year too, I think Pastor Lewis was supposed to factor into the plot but the actress was unvaxxed and wouldn't take a Covid test or something

frogbs, Thursday, 31 March 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link

dang, i guess its lucky the whole special didnt get delayed or something

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 31 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

yeah Tim was worried he might've gotten it from Mark. apparently Mark is asymptomatic, he didn't say what Joe has but did say "he'll be fine" so that's good

also apparently there was a huge downpour 12 hours after filming. I wonder what their contingency plan was, or if it was just "fuck it, it's SoCal"?

frogbs, Thursday, 31 March 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link

i almost subscribed to the patreon but i noticed it renews at midnight on april 1 - gotta wait a few hours!

aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 31 March 2022 23:53 (two years ago) link

Holy shit what

The Original OGs Denzel Washington & Michael C Matthews Scene from the movie " Hard Lessons " pic.twitter.com/QDsN4FiPCz

— Michael C Matthews (@real_mcm) April 5, 2022

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link

loll he's actually in character for this

https://i.imgur.com/1OIbswy.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 7 April 2022 22:01 (two years ago) link

full clip, brings me so much joy

Think about how many people had to sign off on this and/or fall for this in order for it to air. King shit by Gregg. pic.twitter.com/UpBARimLUL

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) April 8, 2022

nxd, Friday, 8 April 2022 13:40 (two years ago) link

amazing

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 8 April 2022 13:48 (two years ago) link

ok, i was literally browsing shudder the other day, saw that said docuseries was covering the wizard of oz, and thought to myself “i hope they tapped gregg turkington, certified wizard of oz expert”

and they fucking did

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 8 April 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link

lol that is amazing

frogbs, Friday, 8 April 2022 14:09 (two years ago) link

Wait what is this from?

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 April 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link

cursed films 2, on shudder

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 8 April 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/rFSuK4WLTF

— Staten Island Bryan Ferry (@wyrdtweeter) April 20, 2022

reality is merely a reflection of On Cinema

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 04:17 (two years ago) link

ha, with a hint of manuel too

nxd, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 08:18 (two years ago) link

Holy shit yeah

also pic.twitter.com/4Q3dYFN4h5

— Eric Notarnicola (@ericnotarnicola) April 20, 2022

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2022 01:18 (two years ago) link

i'm like an empty bottle, drained of everything left in my mind

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

If you don't know this guy, Dr. San, he's the most wanted man in America. He's fooled me, and he fooled our audience. He's wanted by us. My wife, my soon-to-be-wife, is been working, as a secret agent, almost.

aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 28 April 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Elon, here is all the evidence you need of Tim's exceptional ability. You must hire him to defend you against the false allegations that you offered a flight attendant a pony to give you a happy ending on your rocketship. pic.twitter.com/0rv2huqPTo

— Rex Crapman (@Kurt_Loader) May 21, 2022

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Saturday, 21 May 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

1:45 Intro, A crazy coupla years
3:55 Relationship origin, Ken Collins connection/body hair
6:17 Opening for Ken, Babe Ruth moment
7:12 Quad Core read
7:57 Making Sense of It
9:39 Henry Deaver: The Life Molecule and Masculinity In Decline
11:50 New Rulebook, We're not in Kansas anymore
15:06 From Cavemen to People Working and Computers
16:09 Research, Evidence, Breaking New Ground and Backlash
18:41 The Sea Change in Power Structure, Lever Pullers vs The Average Joe
22:21 The Origins of the Now Circle Loop, go back further to return
23:39 Dr. Mark Prance and the importance of crab salts
27:45 Montana fly fishing eagle story, (animals in the food chain)
31:50 Our disconnection from nature, porn, new kid brain scan
33:23 The Censorship of Ideas in Social Media
36:00 Where do we go?
36:48 Artoush Sybian e-mail chain, The Good Fight with Joanne Pacman
38:25 The Silver Lining, finding a way out with psychedelics
40:00 Is that where God comes from? The Atheist Paradox
41:19 The Devil Horn find. Religious Structures and money.
43:50 Success and pattern study, the sleep connection and dreams
47:06 BigBlinds dot com read
48:01 Cosby's run and the lessons of Theo Huxtable
50:58 Society changed Bill stayed the same
51:57 Kyle Maxim's 250 million views, Merrill Lynch walkout
57:25 Elvis Presley link
58:10 Kyle Maxim camping trip tease
58:45 Brain absorption
1:00:40 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson nutrient conversation
1:02:39 No one knows the answer, Power and Fear
1:04:55 The Rock's big transformation and societal restructuring

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 June 2022 16:26 (one year ago) link

OCATC-adjacent:

NPR's Scott Simon talks to Tim Heidecker about his music, his new sentimental album "High School," and about his sometimes crass comedy.

Funny and talented @timheidecker on his new album HIGH SCHOOL: "I think I was lucky to grow up in a happy household but certainly had friends that had lots of dysfunction at home...And some of them made it and are doing great. And some of them didn't."https://t.co/8TuqjsXijV

— Scott Simon (@nprscottsimon) July 9, 2022

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Saturday, 9 July 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link


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