8 ARMS TO HOLD THE STANLEY CUP THE NHL 2021-2022 SEASON THREAD (INCLUDING LIGHTNING HANGOVER AND KRACKEN SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

old-time hockey

Leon Draisaitl is the first NHL player to have a hat trick and a plus-minus of -4 or worse in the same game since Toronto's John Anderson on January 12, 1983.

— Stats By STATS (@StatsBySTATS) March 27, 2022

thatcher demko doesn't even need a stick

ABSOLUTE CHAOS. pic.twitter.com/rXtaI78fc4

— Vancouver #Canucks (@Canucks) March 27, 2022

The Sport is Good

give that man the vezina already

vezina should be based on highlight reel not stats

since we're sharing, this captain kirk impression has to be up there as well

DEMK-OMG pic.twitter.com/oHjQNvckHW

— Vancouver #Canucks (@Canucks) February 25, 2022

that was going wide

red wings have allowed nine goals on 27 shots

I have faith in the team Yzerman is building but I doubt Blashill can take that team anywhere

last night, maybe the goofiest goal i've ever seen:

lol wow, tage thompson's stick breaks, shot bounces off the boards, off the goalie and in. 6-5 PPG #LetsGoBuffalo #Blackhawks pic.twitter.com/P2hBu2EAKK

— Buffalo Hockey moments (@SabresPlays) March 29, 2022

Pretty brutal way for Chicago to lose with 12 seconds to go. Pretty sure most goalies would have that same reaction.

I cackled loudly @ the hawks when I saw that result, ngl

same. it's fun watching them lose

I know college hockey gets little love here but I went to Minnesota for grad school and this is good

This.

Is a work of art. @Matthew_Knies 🤝 @bbrodzyy pic.twitter.com/XAMRI0WX5Y

— Minnesota Men’s Hockey (@GopherHockey) April 8, 2022

So smooth

auston matthews: pretty good

Basically nothing else has gone right in the game since then, lol

athletic article on eugene melnyk ($) is really something

RIP Mike Bossy - probably my all-time fave player, and maybe the best pure goal scorer ever. If injuries didn’t end his career after ten years, he could have ended up with more than Gretzky.

it was the 80s, and he played on fantastic teams, and he didn't get a chance to drag down his average by playing past his prime, but . . . *averaging* 57 goals a season is incredible

Holy shit, that's quite the stat.

His 1980-81 run of 50 goals in the first 50 games seems especially otherworldly. It was a different time.

extra love for the right-handed shooters

not you, ovi

RIP Guy Lafleur

man.

RIP, did not know he was battling cancer for three years.

I was still watching hockey in the mid-late '70s. Those Montreal teams that won the five consecutive Cups were awesome.

dang. i just started watching hockey around the time he came out of retirement and he was still pretty great then. RIP, The Flower.

Rediscovered: 1981 photo of Guy Lafleur hits 1,000 points, cheered by 15 y/o fan Mario Lemieux. Feature coming today pic.twitter.com/Bbr4DoQVz1

— Dave Stubbs 🇨🇦 (@Dave_Stubbs) March 18, 2015

i agree with the comment about the montreal teams. the CBC segment on lafleur was nice. i wish they would've gotten someone besides ron, though

It's hard comparing across sports, so I don't know how they'd compare to the Russell Celtics, Jordan Bulls, Ruth-Gehrig Yankees, Brady Patriots, etc. But I remember them as so much better than everyone, and a perfectly balanced team: goaltending and defense, scoring, very deep.

The '76-77 team:

https://www.hockey-reference.com/teams/MTL/1977.html

- 60-8-12
- 12-2 in the playoffs (beating the Bruins and Islanders, dominant teams on either side of their Cups)
- a goalie with a 2.14 GAA
- a guy with 60 goals, another with 56, six others who scored 20+ (a benchmark at the time)
- 9 HOF'ers? Possible that one or two got in primarily because they were on this team
- Scott Bowman as coach (so 10 HOF'ers)

i have no idea why this was called a goal

Hey, we'll take it 😁

Ref explanation: "After review, the puck was already shot before the play was whistled down. Therefore, it was a continuous motion. We have a goal on the ice." pic.twitter.com/dr2rsTD44R

— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) April 23, 2022

lol vegas

big game in dallas for the lolden knights

Auston! (Finally.)

vegas still alive but basically needs a miracle

Had not heard of the Stars’ Jason Robertson before and it turns out he has 40 goals this season. Huh.

Going to throw my fandom behind the Oilers and Panthers in the playoffs.

penguins are cratering at just the right time

kinda hope the caps pass them simply because i'd rather see them brutalized in the first round by the panthers than the rangers (1996 notwithstanding)

that said, the first round is going to have so many amazing matchups -- TOR-TB! MIN-STL! CAR-BOS! -- and i desperately hope we get BATTLE OF ALBERTA in round two

I watched less hockey this year than since I started watching hockey.

these playoffs, then, are for you, a person with no particular rooting interests other than to see certain eastern conference teams crash and burn. it's gonna be good hockey

i mean, watching the playoffs when your team is in it is basically torture even when your best player doesn't have a fucked-up thumb

^ totally agree with all that

rip vegas

kinda rough losing three straight key games in the shootout, but also: lol

couldn't score one shootout goal, in seventeen tries

panthers just cursed themselves by winning the president’s trophy

they get to raise a banner though

Expect #NHL teams to inquire about hiring Joel Quenneville as their Head Coach. Hear he wants back behind the bench and there is expected to be significant interest in hiring the future Hall of Famer. Q will need to meet with Commissioner Gary Bettman to be reinstated.

— Andy Strickland (@andystrickland) May 1, 2022

do not want

$5 says vegas hires him

Flyers. They'll literally ditch a coach with cancer if they think it will help them win.

wild atmosphere/intensity at the games tonight